Hilarious Pink Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Pink Jokes

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The American education system obviously listen to Pink Floyd. They've left those kids a loan.

EDIT: Woke up to find THIS :O

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Pink Panther's TODO list 1. TODO
2. TODO
3. TODO TODO TODO TODO TODOOO

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The Pink Panther's To Do list - To do

- To do

- To do, to do, to do, to do, to doooo

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Green chameleon for sale... No, a red one.

No, blue.

No wait, a pink one.

Cool.

Never mind, I'm keeping it!

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What's the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.

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Pink Panther’s to do list - To do
- To do
- To do, to do, to do, to do, to dooooo

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A black man, a blue man, a green man, a pink man, a red man and yellow man walk into a bar... The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind in here. Too much Risk."

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What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana? Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

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The Pink Panther's to do list: To do - to do - to do, to do, to do, to do, to dooooo.

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What's the difference between pink and purple? Grip.

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Pink Panther's to do list: to do,

to do,

to do, to do, to do,

to do, to dooooo!

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I bought my girlfriend a pink vibrator for valentines day. She told me as long as she has me she won't need it. I told her "actually that's what I'm here to talk about"

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I once dated a girl who had a pink seashell tattoo on her inner thigh. It was pretty, when you put your ear on it you could smell the ocean.

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What's the difference between the color pink and the color purple? Your grip!

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What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hits were The Wall.

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Why do we dress baby boys in blue and baby girls in pink? Because they can't dress themselves.

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What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours? Skip to the next track

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What's the difference between pink and purple? Grip strength.

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What's 9 inches long,pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth Her miscarriage

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How do you annoy a Pink Floyd fan? Play their music on shuffle

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Whats pink and always slippery? A pink slipper

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"What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?" "No idea."

"Denim."

"Denim?"

"Denim denim denim denim denim..."

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What Does Pink Floyd and Princess Diana Have in Common? Their biggest hit was the wall.

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What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common? Their last big hit was the wall

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Punny wednesday The phone rang 'green green' and so I pink up the phone.
"Yellow? Blue is this? Can you speak louder? I can't hear you purplerly, I'll call you black later."

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I wore a pink t-shirt out the other night and my girlfriend said I looked like a Flamingo.. So I had to put my foot down.

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Do you know the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.

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I got kicked out of my aunt's funeral for singing a song... It was the Pink Panther theme. Dead aunt, dead aunt, dead aunt dead aunt dead aunt...

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Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth? Our miscarriage.

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Breast cancer awareness has pink ribbons, but what does alcoholism awareness have? Bruises.

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Princess Diana and Pink Floyd has a lot in common Both their greatest hits was the wall

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What sound does a red metal rod make when it hits a white metal rod? *PINK!*

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What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common? Their biggest hit was the wall

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I think that the president and his cabinet listened to Pink Floyd "We don't need no education" -Devos

"All in all its just another brick in the wall" -Trump

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I saw a climate scientist eating pasta out of a pink leather bowl He was eating carb on dyed ox hide

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What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their greatest hit was 'the wall'.

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What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana Have in Common? Their last hits were the wall.

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What's the similarities between princess Diana and Pink Floyd? Their last big hit was the wall

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What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out Grandad's trousers? Grandma on wash day.

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New Pink Jokes

What animal is black, white and pink? An embarrassed zebra.

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What is the color of dripping water? Pink.

Pink.

Pink.

Pink.

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You might have heard that Mary K. gives their top sales people pink cars. But have you ever heard of the Mary KKK car? It's still pink but it has a white hood and runs over black people.

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You have to take these modern homeopathic health fads with a pinch of salt. Preferably Himalayan pink rock salt, due to its high mineral content and detoxifying effects.

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The first time I had steak it was medium-rare, and I overheard my grandpa say "they're all pink in the middle" I just got served a sirloin well-done, now I don't think my grandpa was talking about steak...

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What do Lady Di and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was "The Wall"

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Pink Panther's to-do list 1. To-do
2. To-do
3. To-do to-do to-do
4. To-do to-dooooo
5. To-doodoodoodoo

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Why do baby boys wear blue and baby girls wear pink? They can't dress themselves…

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Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue? Because they can't dress themselves.

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In light of recent events, it seems pretty clear to me that whites and colors shoukd be kept seperate... ...I don't know what to do with all these pink socks.

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A mexican is crossing the border The guard says, "if you can use the words pink, green and yellow in a sentence, I'll let you across."

The Mexican agrees, and thinks for a while the says, "I hear my phone going 'green green', so I pink it up and say 'yellow!'"

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What's the similarity between Trump and Pink Floyd? They both got famous from The Wall.

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What's pink and goes "moo"? A pig with an identity crisis.

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What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their biggest hit was the wall

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What do Pink Floyd, Kurt Cobain and Princess Diana all have in common? ....all of their last hits were the wall

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What is a mainstream media award for accurate, fair and even-handed journalism called? A pink slip.

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What's pink and hard? A pig with a flick knife

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What did Pink Floyd say when their manager tried to bring in a decorator for the studio? We don't need no renovation.

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How Do You Get Pink Eye? Scrub Your Brown Eye

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What do Dale Earnhardt.... What do Dale Earnhardt, Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall

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What does a large pink cat and a deceased insect have in common? Dead ant, dead ant,
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead annnnt....

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if everyone in the United States drove a pink automobile what would we have? a pink carnation

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Q: What goes in hard and pink but comes out soft and mushy? A: Bubblegum -- and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye? Pink eye

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Why does Trump like Pink Floyd? Because they made The Wall.

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What's Donald Trumps favourite album? "The Wall" by Pink Floyd

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When does brown and white make pink? When the brown eye mixes with the white eye, you get pink eye!

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For a second I wasn't sure if I should give my patient a blue toothbrush or a pink toothbrush. It was a trans-in-dental moment.

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What is light and red? Pink

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What is pink and has seven dents in it? Snow White's virginity.

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Do you know what the difference between pink and purple is? Your grip.

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What is on the Pink Panther's to-do list? To-do, to-do, to-do, to-do, to-dooooooo

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