Pointless Jokes

Whats the most pointless thing that actually exists? Circles.

What do you call a bald porcupine? Pointless.

If you ever feel your job is pointless. Just remember: there is some bloke in Germany putting indicators on BMWs

What is a uppercase 'i'? Pointless.

I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals It's pointless.

Without Geometry Life is pointless.

Why shouldn't you write with a dull pencil? It's pointless

My girlfriend likes to pretend she's 13 in bed i told her it was pointless, she'll turn 13 next year anyway

I hate circles. They're pointless.

I thought I liked spheres then I realized they're pointless.

I would never vaccinate my kids. That is unnatural, dangerous, pointless, expensive and reckless. I'd take them to the doctor to vaccinate them instead

I have a joke about pizza and a broken pencil unfortunately it's cheesy and pointless

If you ever feel like your job is pointless... Just remember that someone out there is in charge of installing turn signals on a BMW.

Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.

Convincing anti-vaxxers is pointless But it’s worth a shot

Wanna hear a joke about an unsharpened pencil? Never mind...it's pointless.

My girlfriend likes to pretend she's 13 when we're in bed together I told her it's pointless, she'll be 13 next year.

If some part of your job feels utterly pointless, remember Putin campaigned for the 2018 elections.

People ask me why I don't like spoons. Idk why really. They just seem pointless to me.

Why is it called the circle of life? Because it is pointless.

Why is it called "the circle of life"? Because it's pointless.

A nihilist's view on geometry: Circles are pointless.

What did the triangle say to the circle? Why are you so pointless?

A triangle says to a circle: You're pointless. Then the circle says back: That's how I roll.

Why’s it called the circle of life? Because it’s pointless.

The reason no one likes my story about a broken pencil: It's pointless.

If you ever feel that your job is pointless... Just remember that there is someone out there in a BMW factory installing turn signals.

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Credit to /u/Snorkels721 , just sharing the golden comment

I don't see why everyone likes circles so much They're so pointless.

What's the most useless shape? A circle. It's pointless.

I've tried writing with a blunt pencil. But it was pointless

What did the square say to the circle? Your life seems pointless

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? Because, it's pointless!

*snicker* *snicker*

Trying to date me is like dating a circle. It’s pointless

I only like using sharp pencils... Otherwise they're pointless.

If you ever feel like your life is meaningless and pointless Just remember that someone out there is fitting indicators on BMWs

Why cant you argue with a circle? It's pointless.

What did the triangle say to the circle? "You're pointless."

Why was the circle so depressed? His life was pointless.

A triangle was talking to a circle Triangle: you're pointless.

Circle: I know, that's how I roll.