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Why are circumsized penises so popular among Jewish girls? They love anything that's 15% off

Just a joke lol

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Hey girl, are you an obelisk? Because I'm trying to find out what an obelisk is through process of elimination.

EDIT: Meant to do this before this post got too popular, but it exploded while I was at school. Credit goes to @ewfeez from twitter

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What's the most popular red wine?? We want our land back!!

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Why isn't /r/Fencing more popular? Too many ripostes.

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Why would glass coffins be popular? Remains to be seen.

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Pokemon GO is a blatant ripoff of another popular app... called Tinder, where you also swipe to find monsters in your area.

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Why is ground beef so popular? Because the flying cows are really hard to catch.

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Who is the most popular guy in the nudist colony? The one that can carry two cups of coffee and a dozen doughnuts at the same time.

The most popular woman?

The one that can eat the 12th doughnut.

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Post Malone may be a popular rapper, but have you heard of his long-lost cousin Ho Malone? His most popular track is about some kid named Kevin who has to fight off burglars in his house.

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What's the name of the most popular French knight? Sir Ender.

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Qassem Soleimani is so popular today. I mean he just blew up overnight.

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Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis? [OC] It was an obvious faux paw.

^Credit: ^My ^wife's ^a ^dork.

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Pokémon Go is more popular than Tinder. Another app which requires you to swipe to find monsters in your surroundings.

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Name a popular state that most people live in. Depression

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Remains to be seen... ...if glass coffins become popular.

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California is looking to eradicate a once popular item. Apparently it was the last straw.

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What's the most popular drink ordered at bars? One more

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I might have to reconsider my kosher hot dog business... For some reason Anne's Franks hasn't been very popular with the target audience.

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Contrary to popular belief, in Engineering, you do meet tons of women... Just not very many

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How I Met Your Mother... ... is the longest and most popular Ted talk.

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Will glass coffins be popular in future? Remains to be seen.

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What's the most popular pub in the Middle East? The Allahu ak-Bar

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Why has soccer suddenly become so popular in America? If I wanted to watch someone struggle to score for 90 minutes, I’d bring my friends to the bar.

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Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

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Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp? The one who can carry two cups of coffee and nine donuts.

Who's the most popular lady in the nudist camp?

The one who can eat the last donut.

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Kate Middleton has said if she has a boy she will call him by the most popular British boy's name at the moment. We look forward to the arrival of baby Mohammed.

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Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy that can hold a cup of coffee in each hand and 6 donuts

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About to start selling glass coffins. Will they get popular? Remains to be seen.

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No wonder fortnite is so popular among school children Who doesn’t love hopping off the bus and shooting everybody in sight?

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What is the most popular novel in Mexico? Tequila mocking bird

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What is the most popular bank in Wales? Welsh Fargo...

...gramps made me do it.

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The Most Hipster Job Of All Time Is... Being a Mortician. Morticians are so hipster that their work doesn't get more popular; instead it just goes further underground.

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I regret naming my daughter Alexa because of the popularity of the Amazon Echo. So we decided to change her name to something that will never be a popular word. We're trying to pick between Cortana and Bixby

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What's India's most popular dating service? Connect the Dots.

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What's the most popular time to schedule a dentist appointment? Tooth hurty.

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Remember when Pop Rocks used to be popular? Sad, they kind of fizzled out.

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Why are ghosts popular at parties? Because they always bring the booze.

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A high school student approached a group of popular kids during lunch time. "May I join you?" he asked politely.
"We don't sit with idiots." they said.
"But I do." he replied as he gestured them to scoot over.

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I used to be so popular in school I would have a new best friend every year.. ..until I got to high school and they let everyone pick where they sat in class

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New Popular Jokes

What is the most popular game show in Norway? Family Fjeud

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Contrary to popular beliefs, losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.

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Why are school shooting jokes so popular? Because they’re aimed at young people

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Have you heard about that popular funeral home that opened last week? People are just dying to get in!

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Who was the most popular knight of the round table? Sir Cumference

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What do you call an accountant who's talking to someone? Popular

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Post Malone might be a popular rapper, but have you heard of his long-lost cousin Ho Malone? His most popular track is about some kid named Kevin who has to fight off burglars in his house.

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My idea for a Uber like system for Halloween wasn't very popular. I guess parents don't like the idea of a guy in a van picking up their kids at night.

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I feel like with all this political stuff going on, its become popular with a lot of people to be angry all the time. Some might say its all the rage.

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I don't think Putin won a fair election Hillary won the popular vote

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Why is Dr. Frankenstein so popular? He's always making new friends.

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So I noticed a pretty popular costume yesterday. It was a bit large, orange... Wait! Now I remember. It was Kevin Spacey's prison jumpsuit

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Way before E-Books became popular... ...Mike Tyson was already an E-Reader

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The Casio F-91W is popular among terrorists. It's on the terrorist watch list.

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A little old lady told me this at work. Who is the most popular male at a nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee and 12 donuts.

And the most popular woman?

The lady that can eat the last donut without getting her hands sticky.

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A popular kid at school said I was the brightest person he knew. I think his exact words were, "I've never seen someone so pasty white".

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Why was the bass player the most popular person in the band? He was a need to know bassist.

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There has never been an environmental initiative as popular as this one r/jokes

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What's the most popular pickup line at a comic-book convention? "Your parents' basement or mine?"

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What it the most popular food in the world? I think it's salt but you should take it with a grain of salt.
-- (Be gentle I made it up...)

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My attempt to travel to North Korea to become a popular jazz musician failed. Turns out they've got no Seoul.

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Why is Anne Hathaway so popular? Because she hathaway with people

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Why are ghosts so popular at parties? Because they always bring the boos

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In USSR there were two popular newspaper... ..."The Truth" and "The News".

One visitor asked a local what the difference between them were.

"Well, there's no news in "The Truth", and no truth in "The News""

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Most popular joke in my country... Once there was a very very old man. He died when he was a child.

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I was at a nightclub with a popular friend. He said, "Would you like to see the DJ's box?"

I said, "No, thanks. I don't condone violence."

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what is the most popular board game for women? ironing

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Dancing was popular in 1776 The Independance

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What's U2's most popular song in England? With or Without EU.

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Who is the most popular Transformer in America? Caitlyn Jenner.

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How do you know who the most popular man at a nudist colony is? The one that can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and still carry a dozen donuts

How to tell who the most popular woman is?
The one that can eat the last donut

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If Barbie is so popular... then why do you have to buy her friends?

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What Asian meal is the most popular in the Apple-nerd community? iPad Thai.

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What's the most popular red wine in America? "Give us our land back!"

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I've been told I look like someone from a popular TV show. Feeling flattered I asked which show?

"To Catch a Predator"

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[WP] You are a candidate running for a seat in the senate, the day before the election you body slam a reporter. Election Day comes and goes and you end up the winner! There are no repercussions and, in fact, it makes you even more popular among your base.

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Why aren't jokes about unemployed people popular? They don't make any cents.

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Well it's official, America's most popular airline is now.... Amtrack

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Nova seems to be a pretty popular Hispanic surname... For me, since I speak English, that name would be a no-go

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What's the most popular drink in the Whitehouse for the summer of 2017 ? Vodka, on the rocks.

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What is the most popular tv show in the middle east? Dora the Exploder

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popular male at a nudist colony Q: Who's the most popular male at a nudist colony?
A: The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.

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Why will the flat earth theory never be popular? Because they can't spread the word around

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Will plexiglass coffins become popular? Remains to be seen.

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The Flat Earth Society is very popular They have members all around the globe

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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? *The guy carrying a dozen donuts and two cups of coffee.*

Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?

*The girl who eats the last donut.*

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United is so popular now They have to beat the passengers off with a stick

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What's United Airlines most popular in-flight drink? Punch.

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I'm really pleased to see a surge of interest in Information Technology. Some of the most popular videos on YouTube right now are about IT!

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What is the similarity between Christianity and T2? Both were very popular sequels, and whatever has followed has faced hostility from the followers

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What is the most popular playground equipment in Mexico? A rock climbing wall.

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According to a recent study, men on dating sites are more popular if they mention dancing or cooking. Because if there’s one thing women love, it’s a man who can lie.

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What's the most popular game at a nursing home? Guess who

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Guys, Trump isn't Hitler... ...because Hitler actually won the popular vote.

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Have you heard about the new super-popular broom that came out? It's sweeping the nation

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Why is Donald Trump popular in the Antarctic and Arctic? Because he's doing well in the poles.

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What is the most popular candy in Rwanda? Tutsi roll

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I don't know why Chic-Fil-A is so popular... Their food always leaves a fowl taste in my mouth.

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What is the most popular band in Greece right now? Megadebt.

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The local cemetery has been really popular lately People are dying to get in.

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