Potassium Jokes

Is the KKK a good source of Potassium? Yes, because they're all bananas.

Wanna hear a joke about Sodium? "Na."

"How about a joke about potassium?"

"K."

How can you potentially kill someone with some Potassium, Nickel & Iron With a KNiFe

Want to hear the one about potassium? K.

Oxygen and potassium walk into a bar The bartender said "Ok"

When Oxygen and Potassium were dating, it was all OK. But when they broke up and I saw Oxygen with Magnesium, I was like "OMg!"

TIL "saltpeter" is a casual term for potassium nitrate. The more you KNO...

Silver walked up to elements in a bar that was on fire. Silver said "Get out!" Gold said "Aukay"

Potassium said "K"

Sodium said "Na"

Argon didn't react.

Oxygen and Potassium went on a date it went OK

Potassium texted Sodium asking to go for coffee Sodium just said Na.

Potassium replied K.

How did Skrillex get Potassium Hydroxide all over the floor? He dropped the base.

Wanna hear a joke about potassium? K

Want to hear a joke about potassium? K.

I was gonna tell a joke about sodium but then I was like, Na.

I was told that the friendship between sodium, potassium, and oxygen was bad. I said, "Na. Pretty sure it is OK."

EDIT: Should have switched potassium and oxygen around. Dang it...

I was hungry and low on potassium, He needed a device to help him weigh things, it seemed like a fair trade... Banana for scale

I'm gonna tell a Potassium joke. K?

So oxygen and potassium went on a date. It went OK.

I tried to ask Google for some good chemistry jokes. But it just kept returning "Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Oxygen Fluorine Fluorine."

Chemistry Joke Potassium and Oxygen went on a date.
It was OK.

How did the date go between oxygen and potassium? OK.

Want to hear a joke about Potassium? K.

did you hear Oxygen and Magnesium got together **OMg**

All I knew, till last week Oxygen was dating Potassium

But they said it was just **OK**

Why did the chemist's girlfriend get mad at him? He kept responding to her texts with "Potassium."

I tried to create a great new chemical compound using oxygen and potassium... It wasn't great, it was just OK.

Recently, monkeys escaped from an animal testing lab and broke into the adjacent chemistry lab. Some ingested potassium metal and exploded. There were Rhesus pieces everywhere.

Oxygen and potassium went for a date and it was OK After, Oxygen was found cheating on potassium by dating magnesium. That was an OMg moment

Did you hear about the racist chemist? He joined the Potassium Potassium Potassium.

Want to hear a joke about sodium? Na

Want to hear a joke about potassium?

K

Wanna hear a potassium joke? K

Do you have oxygen and potassium? Because you seem OK.

I'm not sorry

I'll tell you a joke about sodium. Na.

How about one about potassium?

K.

Did you hear about the racist chemists' club? It's called the potassium potassium potassium

I'm gonna tell you an oxygen and potassium joke, OK?

I told Potassium I love her and all she said was K

What group do all racist chemists join? The Potassium Potassium Potassium.

My dad said "Do your chemistry homework, okay?" Potassium

Did you hear the joke about Oxygen and Potassium? It was OK

Wanna hear a joke about Oxygen and Potassium? OK.

My favorite elements in the periodical chart are oxygen and potassium. But most other people just find them O K.