Hilarious Prince Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Prince Jokes

Give a man a fish, he will eat for a day. Teach a man to phish, he will become a Nigerian Prince.

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All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh... But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.

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Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince.

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My little brother wanted to be treated like a prince... ...So I slit his throat while he was sleeping to ensure he didn't lay claim to my crown.

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I bought Prince's greatest hits the other day for £20. But I partied like it was £19.99

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Teach a man to fish, and he'll be able to eat for a lifetime Teach a Nigerian to phish, and he'll become a prince.

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Did you hear about Prince? Well I mean the artist formerly known as Prince.

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Give a Nigerian a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he becomes a prince.

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What did Cinderella do when she got to the prince's ball? Gag

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Naming the new royal baby Rumours were that Harry and Meghan we going to name the child “Seatbelt”

When questioned about this, Prince Harry responded with “Its what my mum would have wanted”

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Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he becomes a prince.

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Teach a Nigerian to fish... He'll eat for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince and start emailing people.

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Prince Harry and William must feel so awkward in a strip club Imagine having to put pictures of your gran into a stripper's bra

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A wise Nigerian prince once said… "I think, therefore I scam."

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She was a princess, He? a prince She offered her honor.
He honored her offer.
All night long, it was
Honor, and Offer.

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If Prince Zuko worries about about where the avatar is Does he have Aangxiety?

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If Prince is dead then... Is his music now "royalty-free"?

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Can you Imagine? Can you imagine stuffing pictures of your grandmother in a strippers G string?

Imagine you are Prince Harry

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day... Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince.

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What's the most embarrassing part about Hillary Clinton's emails? The Nigerian Prince actually came through with the money transfer.

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Nigerian Fishing Give a Nigerian a fish and he'll eat for the day.

Teach a Nigerian to phish, and he'll immediately turn into a prince and start emailing people.

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Nigerian Give a Nigerian a fish he'll eat for a day.

Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince and start e-mailing people.

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I got an email from a Nigerian Prince asking me for $100,000 to help him build a business and in return I am promised 10 fold. What does he think I am a fool? I already invested in a Prince from Qatar for half the price last week. Sucker can’t scam me.

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Prince Harry had his Bachelor Party last night in London and here is his "Quote of the Day" from that memorable event: "It's really weird stuffing money into a stripper's G string when every bill has a photo of your grandmother printed on it."

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A Saudi prince has come forward saying that they should end the ban placed on women driving in the kingdom. Interesting, just in time when all global tech giants are in the final stage of trials of their self-driving cars.

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A joke for Donald Trump - what do you get when you cross Queen Elizabeth and Prince Charles? Killed in a tunnel

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What do you get if you cross Prince Charles and Queen Elizabeth? Killed in a tunnel...

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I remember paying $20 once to see Prince .. but I partied like it was $19.99

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What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White? Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

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What's the difference between Prince and a White Dwarf? Nothing, they're both dead stars.

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What do you get when you cross Prince Charles and the queen? Murdered in a tunnel in France.

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"When a man opens a car door for his wife... it's either a new car or a new wife."

Prince Philip quote

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What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles? Killed in an automobile accident.

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Spam in the Middle Ages A prince is awaiting a letter from his loved one for three days and three nights. On the fourth day, a pigeon flies in and drops a letter on his lap. When he opens it he reads:

"Get your sword forged for cheap"

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What was the real reason Princess Di divorced Prince Charles? She found out that not all rulers have 12 inches.

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Teach a man to fish, and he will be fed for a day Teach a man to phish, and he becomes a nigerian prince

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We sent prince harry to Afghanistan. Because when you want to teach them about democracy, you send them a prince. ...to shoot at them from a helicopter.

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Disney is already working on a sequel to Beauty and the Beast... They're calling it The French Prince in Belle's Snare.

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When a Prince Kisses a Sleeping Princess, it's "Romantic"... ...but when I give a shoulder rub to the lady sleeping in front of me on the bus, I'm "banned from riding the bus"

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New Prince Jokes

Prince Harry just farted It was a noble gas

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Now that he has left the Royal Family Prince Harry wants to be known as just 'Harry' And not the Harry formally known as Prince

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Prince Harrry & Meaghan title change They should do more for HIV AIDS prevention and use the title Duke and Duchess of SafeSex.

I had to suss out Suss.

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What did Prince Andrew say when they told him to stop raping kids? No sweat.

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TIL: I have a long lost cousin from Nigeria! Turns out he's a prince!

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What do you call a super-wealthy prince from Rio? A Brazilian-heir!

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Even in the morning, when most people's hair is scruffy and looks bad, Will Smith's still looks amazing. Some call him the Fresh Prince of Bedhair.

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I liked the live-action Aladdin! It had a modern style with cool music, a stylish palace, an updated magic carpet, a new genie, a new lamp, a modern princess, and even a fresh prince! 👈👈😁

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I love how they freshened up the new Aladdin movie. By casting an extra prince.

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BREAKING NEWS - a prince died... ...all alone in a hotel room. Evidence suggest he had tried for 18 years to find someone to transfer his funds out of Saudi Arabia.

He was even willing to give them 20% of the share.

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Where did Prince Charles have his honeymoon? Indiana

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I was at an auction that tried to pass off a guitar as the one Prince wrote Purple Rain on. You could tell it was fake because Prince puts stars over his i's.

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What is the favorite ice cream of a Nigerian prince? Ben & Jerry’s Phish Food

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What do you call the largest mammal on earth that lives in a palace? (not mine) The Prince of Wales

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Bill Cosby runs into prince charming at the bar Cosby says: “Son, you can live happily ever after, but only if you don’t kiss her.”

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What do you get if you cross the Queen and Prince Charles? Killed in a car crash...

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Girls will tell you that you have to kiss a lotta frogs to find a prince... But guys will tell you that you have to kiss a lotta princesses to find a woman!

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Excuse me, sir, do you have Prince Albert in a can? You do! Well, you better let the poor guy out!

(inspired of course by the remake of IT)

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What do you get when you cross Queen Elizabeth and Prince Charles? Dead in a tunnel.

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Why did Cinderella get in a fight with the police? Because they wanted to take her prince.

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Why did Prince go looking for Billy Mays when he got to heaven? He heard he was partying like it's 19.99

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What should you do if you see the Fresh Prince of Bel Air on the opposite team in 'Titanfall'? Fire at Will.

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Why did Prince Wlliam want to become a pilot? Because he was the 101st heir born.

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How do you find Will Smith in the winter? You look for The Fresh Prince.

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What do you call a dead prince? The artist formerly known as.

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Prince William and the Archbishop of Canterbury are playing checkers... William makes his move, when over the radio they hear that the Queen has died. The Archbishop says to William "I'm so sorry for your loss." to which William says "King me."

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An Arab prince acquires a dairy farm He's known far and wide as the Milk Sheikh

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The Queen and Prince Charles The Queen and Prince Charles are enjoying a cup of tea when there's suddenly a knock on the door. The Queen goes to open it and it's the Death standing on the other side.
So the Queen shouts loudly: "Hey Charles, it's for you."

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What did Prince William's left leg say to his right leg? meet you at the royal ball.

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How do you track Will Smith in the snow? Fresh Prince

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What do Bigfoot and Prince's grandson have in common? They both have grand paw prints.

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Just look for the Fresh Prince!

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