Princess Diana Jokes

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana? Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.

What does Africa hunger and a mercedes have in common? Princess Diana couldn't stop either.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? No seatbelt.

What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hits were The Wall.

So I saw that Princess Diana is trending on tumblr. She's all over the dashboard!

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She didn't have her seatbelt on

why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seat-belt.
Stay safe tonight everyone!

What Does Pink Floyd and Princess Diana Have in Common? Their biggest hit was the wall.

Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? Yeah, they found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt.

What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods? One of them has a good driver.

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the front seat.

What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods? Tiger Woods has a better driver

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Inertia.

How do police know that princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Momentum.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger Woods has a better driver

Why did princess Diana cross the road? Because she forgot her seatbelt.

Princess Diana and Pink Floyd has a lot in common Both their greatest hits was the wall

why did princess Diana cross the road? she wasnt wearing her seatbelt....

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last hit was the wall.

Princess Diana had dandruff. Cops found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.

I just added Princess Diana to my xbox friends list. I don't think she has any games though, all she does is spend all day on the dashboard...

What do princess Diana and pink Floyd have in common? their biggest hits were both the wall

I'm friends with Princess Diana on Xbox Live... She spends most of her time on the dashboard.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She was not wearing a seatbelt…

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger Woods had a better driver!

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.

What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their greatest hit was 'the wall'.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana Have in Common? Their last hits were the wall.

What's the similarities between princess Diana and Pink Floyd? Their last big hit was the wall

Me: Do you want something to drink? Me: We've got this new soda called 'Princess Di.' It's a tribute to Princess Diana

Friend: Got anything else?

Me: Just Mountain Dew.

Friend: So those are my only two options?

Me: It's Dew or Di.

TIL that Princess Diana had a bad dandruff problem. Apparently they found her head and shoulders in the glove box.

What was Princess Diana's favorite thing about the Xbox 360? The dashboard.

Why did princess Diana cross the street? Because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt.

What do Princess Diana and Champagne have in common? Both come from France in a wooden box.