Printer Jokes

A black guy in an library asked me where the colored printer was I said "Sir, this is 2019. You can use any printer you want".

A black guy in a library asked me where the colored printer was I replied, "Dude, it's 2017, you can use any printer you want."

My friend was bragging that his new 3D printer can print a gun, but I’m not impressed. I’ve had a Canon printer for years.

I work in a library and a black guy asked me if there are any coloured printers... I said, "Dude, it's 2016 you can use any printer you want."

My black friend asked me... My black friend asked me if there was a colored printer in the library I said wtf man it's 2015 you can use whatever printer you want

I was at the library today when a black guy came up to me and asked me where the colored printers were. I replied, "Dude, it's 2019, you can use whatever printer you want."

So I was at the Library today .. And a black Gentleman came over to me and asked where the coloured printer was. I replied "Man its 2016 you can use any printer!"

I was in the library the other day when a black man came up to me and asked me where the colored printers were? I replied, "Dude, it's 2018, you can use whatever printer you want."

I was sitting in the library... I was sitting in the library when a black guy came up to me, asking "Where are the colored printers?" I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

How do you turn a three-dimensional printer into a four-dimensional printer? Just give it time.

3d-printers are now making guns. Pffft, that's nothing!

I've had a Canon printer for years.

A black man asks a white man where the colored printer is. The white man smiles and says, "My friend, in this day and age, you can use any printer."

My HP printer died today It was like a Brother to me.

So I was minding my business in the library today when a black guy walked up to me and asked me where the colored printers were. I replied, "Dude, it's 2017, you can use whatever printer you want."

What's the difference between a step stool and a 3D printer? The former is a ladder and the latter is a former.

I was standing in a library And a black dude walks up to me and asked if i knew where the colored printer was. I told him "dude, it's almost 2018, use any printer you want."

A newbie at work asked me if I knew where the coloured printer was. I said "It's 2016, Jamal, you can use any printer you want"

I wondered why music was coming from my printer earlier... Apparently the paper was jamming.

What do horror movies and printer ink have in common? The black one always dies first.

I had to check my printer because I thought I heard music coming from it. It was the paper jamming.

What is the difference between a step stool and a 3D printer? The former is a ladder, while the latter is a former.

3D printers are now printing guns... That’s nothing though. I’ve had a Canon printer for years.

How do you make a 4D printer? Just take a 3D printer and give it some time.

Trumps first few months in office have been pretty rough. His all-in-one printer broke down, so he's had to use some alternative fax.

I changed the name of my printer to George R. R. Martin It's old, works slow, has issues finishing jobs, and constantly disappoints me.

“Why is there music coming out of your printer?” “That will be the paper jamming again!”

I’m a little sad that my old HP printer died on me today. It was like a Brother to me.

Laziness is the engine of progress. The accountant printed out 50 absolutely clean sheets on the printer. To the question “Why?”, she replied that she needed 50 blank sheets, and she did not want to count them manually.

I was wondering why music was coming from my printer??? Apparently the paper was jamming.

What does the White House call a broken printer? Alternative Fax.

I named my printer Bob Marley... Because it's always jammin'...

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"TRUMP IS GOING TOO FAR" He deported a printer cause it didnt have papers!!

An African American guy in College ... Asks a white dude:
- Hey man where’s the color printer?
Dude replies:
- Man, it’s 2018, you can use any printer you want!

Why did the printer go to the gym? To get toner.

I was at a library and a black guy asked where the colored printer was. I said, "bro, it's 2017, use any printer you want." I was at a library and a black guy asked where the colored printer was. I said, "bro, it's 2017, use any printer you want."

Why was the pig late turning in his college essay? His printer was out of oink.

Did you hear about the solitary T shirt printer? He's going to dye alone

Came up with the perfect name for my printer earlier... The Device Formerly Known as Prints

What did Snow White say when the printer jammed? Someday my prints will come!!