Hilarious Pterodactyl Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Pterodactyl Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because they're dead

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because they're all dead

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Why do you never hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the "p" is silent...

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"Do you think I reference dinosaurs too much when I write?" I asked. She was silent, like the p in pterodactyl, but it said everything.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it goes to the toilet? Because the P is silent.

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Why cant you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? because they are all dead

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because they’re all dead.

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From my 8yo daughter. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because the ‘p’ is silent.

Edit: she thought she was funny, and I laughed. Wrong setup and all.

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From my 8 year old son Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Answer: Cause the Pee is silent

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet? Because the pee is silent.

With thanks to my seven year old son.

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What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom? Nothing, the pee is silent

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It's 'P' as in "Pterodactyl" I always say this to English learners just to mess with them XD

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go the the bathroom? Because they are extinct.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Cause the pee is silent.

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the P is silent.

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What's 1024 times smaller than a pterodactyl? A pgigadactyl!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom? Because they're extinct

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl going the bathroom? Because the P is silent.

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Why do you never hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet? Because the p is silent

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom Because their extinct

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because pterodactyls are extinct.

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What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates? There is no sound... The P is silent.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent.

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because its pee is silent.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because of the silent P.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? The 'p' is silent

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls are extinct.

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Why don’t you know when a pterodactyl goes to the bathroom? Because the P is silent.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The "p" is silent.

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're dead

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Referencing Dinosaurs I asked her if my referencing of dinosaurs in every sentence was ruining our relationship.
She was silent, like the p in pterodactyl, but her silence said everything.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because it has a silent Pee

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it has a silent pee.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the restroom? Because their P is silent.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the restroom? Because the "P" is silent!

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Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl using the restroom? Because the P is silent.

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Why can't you hear the pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent

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You can't hear a pterodactyl urinate Because it has a silent p.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? because the 'p' is silent.

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New Pterodactyl Jokes

Have you ever heard a pterodactyl urinate? Probably not, their P is silent

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Why does a pterodactyl not making any sound when going to the toilet? Because it's dead

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Why can't you hear pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because it's dead

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Why do you hear nothing when a pterodactyl uses the toilet? Because the “pee” is silent

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Scientists are now claiming you could not hear pterodactyl going to the bathroom I guess their P was silent.

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You know why you can't hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because the P is silent.

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What's the worst part about pterodactyl urinating on you? The P is silent.

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Know why you can't hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom? The P is silent

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What can't you hear a pterodactyl go the bathroom? Because the P is silent...

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom? The p is silent.

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What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal? P in front of it

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