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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because they're dead
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because they're all dead
Why do you never hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the "p" is silent...
"Do you think I reference dinosaurs too much when I write?" I asked. She was silent, like the p in pterodactyl, but it said everything.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it goes to the toilet? Because the P is silent.
Why cant you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? because they are all dead
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because they’re all dead.
From my 8yo daughter. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because the ‘p’ is silent.
Edit: she thought she was funny, and I laughed. Wrong setup and all.
From my 8 year old son Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Answer: Cause the Pee is silent
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet?
Because the pee is silent.
With thanks to my seven year old son.
What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom? Nothing, the pee is silent
It's 'P' as in "Pterodactyl" I always say this to English learners just to mess with them XD
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go the the bathroom? Because they are extinct.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Cause the pee is silent.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the P is silent.
What's 1024 times smaller than a pterodactyl? A pgigadactyl!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom? Because they're extinct
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl going the bathroom? Because the P is silent.
Why do you never hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet? Because the p is silent
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom Because their extinct
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because pterodactyls are extinct.
What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates? There is no sound... The P is silent.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because its pee is silent.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because of the silent P.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? The 'p' is silent
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls are extinct.
Why don’t you know when a pterodactyl goes to the bathroom? Because the P is silent.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The "p" is silent.
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're dead
Referencing Dinosaurs
I asked her if my referencing of dinosaurs in every sentence was ruining our relationship.
She was silent, like the p in pterodactyl, but her silence said everything.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because it has a silent Pee
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it has a silent pee.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the restroom? Because their P is silent.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the restroom? Because the "P" is silent!
Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl using the restroom? Because the P is silent.
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
You can't hear a pterodactyl urinate Because it has a silent p.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? because the 'p' is silent.