Hilarious Quality Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Quality Jokes

[META] Ever since the sub returned, it's become a hive of circlejerking, reposts, and bad quality. I'm so happy things were able to stay the same.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the highest-quality ingredients.

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My boss showed up to work in a brand new Bentley I complimented him on the quality of his ride. He said “well son if you work hard and put in those extra hours, in a few years I’ll get another.”

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How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? None. German light bulbs are quality products.

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Three unwritten rules to quality shitposting 1.

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What do you call the facility where they make lower quality, but still acceptable, goods? The satisfactory.

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how come Michael J. Fox can make such good milkshakes? because he is rich and can afford high quality ingredients!..

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After recently getting into dating apps I came to the conclusion that Tinder is a lot like Little Caesars... if you want it hot and ready, you're gonna have to take a hit on quality

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I once had a job in quality control at a toy factory. I had to give Elmo two test tickles.

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They say German durability and build quality is unmatched, especially for appliances such as ovens. How did they achieve such quality? They tested their ovens 6 million times.

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How many germans does it take to change a lightbulb? None.

German lightbulbs are very high quality and never break.

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King Arthur wasn't pleased with the quality of his new table. The carpenter had cut some corners.

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What's common between me, good quality olive oil, and probably you? They're all extra virgin.

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The similarities between alcohol and girls... ... Both have the quality of giving pleasure at night and headache in the morning.

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I got fired from my summer job at M&M quality control I threw out a batch of W's.

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What do you call a factory that produces quality goods? A satisfactory

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Every time you talk to your wife.... Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that... 'This conversation will be recorded for Training and Quality purpose'

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High quality ads can be really bad for you. They can cause ADHD.

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I made a movie about farm life… …but the film quality was too grainy and the plot too corny…

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For-profit healthcare is a great system that benefits patients and ensures higher quality care. lul

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‘Will you kids stop making that awful racket!’ Said the quality control officer at the sporting goods factory.

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Yo mama jokes are dumb, overused, and low quality. Like yo mama.

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Two employees are having a conversation about quality control Employee 1: We need to stop testing our products on animals.

Employee 2: Why? Other shampoo companies do it all the time.

Employee 1: Cool. But we make hammers.

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I used to be a quality checker at the m&m factory You would not believe the amount of w's I had to throw out every day

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Friend of mine offered to lend me his Bohemian Rhapsody DVD Turned out it was a pirated copy. Was pretty average quality if I’m being honest, could only see a little silhouetto of a man

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I tell my wife to buy good quality products but she always gets cheap junk. The only thing in our house that doesn't suck is the vacuum cleaner.

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Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands? They do not sew

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I was at a store and I saw some yogurt in a big bag with a spout... I guess that you could say the yogurt was pour quality

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I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail I sent it right back, way too expensive and really bad quality

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I just got a photo from a speeding camera I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail. I sent it right back – way too expensive and really bad quality

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My wife wanted to show me some new tights. *Wife:* These are really nice tights! Super high quality. They'll never run!

*Me:* Well not without legs in them first.

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What do you call an anti-aircraft gun that shoots high-quality digital audio files? A .flac gun

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Did you hear the low quality pun about the low quality parchment? It's tearable.

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What do you call a British guy's mom who does everything to the lowest quality? Minimum

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It's spring in New England, so I bought a high quality bug zapper to help deal with all those pests, and I woke up to protests outside my house. # Blackfliesmatter

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Is Bose really better quality? Or is it just a stereo type?

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Quality control at a Whack-a-Mole factory ...Is either hit or miss

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A woman tells her husband.. We should spend quality time this weekend.

The husband replies "great! See you next week!"

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New Quality Jokes

I have a simple standard for quality puns: the joke should not simply be a lame, obvious pun that anyone could think of. So I checked to see if any of this sub's top ten jokes met this standard But no pun in ten did.

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I misunderstood what I was applying for and ended up at a quality control factory for hummus. Not what I meant when I said I would "enjoy watching a chickpea."

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Say what you will about the old lady that serviced Robert Kraft But once again, Kraft and the Patriots got quality veteran experience at a fraction of the cost of younger talents.

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Over the weekend I got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail. I sent it right back – way too expensive and really bad quality.

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I work as quality assurance at a shopping cart factory. When a I see a cart without wheels yet, I usually fix it, but sometimes I let it slide.

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I was watching a video about resolutions. It was a quality video

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Someone just rang my doorbell and ran away, leaving a bag of low-quality weed… I think I was a victim of ding-dong-ditchweed.

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I'm not sure why people were so surprised by the quality of The Witcher 3 It's a well known fact that games benefit from a lot of polish.

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The worst thing I learned from being adopted is.... incest loses that 'taboo' quality

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I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail. I sent it right back... Really bad quality and way too expensive.

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I'm strongly opposed to child labour Because children really lack a sense of quality

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What's Sean spicer's best quality? He's disarming

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My dad cares a lot about quality... It's taken him over 19 years to find the right pack of cigarettes

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How does one rapidly decrease a subreddit's quality? Just make it a default.

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What is a doctor's most important quality? Patience!

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