Reindeer Jokes

What's a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet.

EDIT: I honestly thought this was a bad joke but thanks for the upvotes anyway! Keep sending them in!

You ever hear of Randy the Brown Nosed Reindeer? He was as quick as Rudolph but couldn't stop as fast.

How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh and reindeer? Nothing! It’s on the house!

Can you name all of Santa's reindeer? No, they already have names.

Who's a Dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet

What is the purpose of reindeer? It makes the grass grow, sweetie.

Santas reindeer get lost on a flight one night and don't return to the pole. After being missing for weeks, they are found, the only survivor being Donner. When asked how he survived, he replied: "They don't call me Donner for nothin'"

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer? Sleighs 'em

How to get out of buying your kids Christmas presents Explain to them that due to Global Warming that the North Pole melted and that Santa and the Reindeer drowned.

What is a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet

Why doesn't Santa use reindeer milk in his coffee? He prefers non-deery creamer.

What do the lady reindeer do while the men are out with Santa on Christmas Eve? They all head down to the Elks club and blow a few bucks.

What is the worlds wettest animal? The reindeer

What do the female reindeer do when they want some fun? They go into town and blow a few bucks.

Im surprised that not many people know of Arthur the brown nosed reindeer He's just as fast as Rudolf. He just has issues stopping in time.

If the answer to “what do you call a blind reindeer?” is ‘no idea’, what do you call a blind reindeer that can’t walk? Still no idea.

An animal with big antlers jumped into my car and drove it off... I mistook it for a reindeer, then realized it was just a commandeer.

Have you heard about Henry the brown-nosed reindeer? He's just as fast as Rudolf, he just can't stop as quick

What street in France do reindeer live on? Rue Dolph

Which Reindeer do dinosaurs hate most? Comet.

What's a reindeer's favourite celebrity? Beyonsleigh

What do reindeer have that other animals don't have? Baby reindeer

A little boy asks a dealer in an alley dressed like Santa Claus, "Santa, how do your reindeer fly?"

He replies, "With magic, of course!-

You want some magic?"

Which was Santa’s worst and least known reindeer? Olive.

Olive, the other reindeer.

Santa was hit by an Airbus 747 while flying over Barcelona last night, and none of the flight crew survived The doctors have confirmed that the reindeer in Spain were hit mainly by the plane.

- Credit to Colin Monchrie from "Whose Line Is It Anyway"

Moose are falling from the sky A crazy wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband replied: it’s reindeer

Do you know which animal comes from the sky? Reindeer

Just in time for Christmas. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Teaching people that it is okay to make people outcasts for being different until that difference benefits someone since 1939.

I made up a Christmas joke today! Santa and his reindeer crash and land in the mountains, they are starting to starve and decide they have to resort to cannibalism. Who do they eat first?

Answer: Donner!

Who was Rudolph's often snubbed, always forgotten brother? Olof the other reindeer...

Santa was late delivering presents on Christmas because his reindeer needed so many coffee breaks They were all star bucks

Person X "will go down in history", I immediately think of Rudolph the red nosed reindeer....... And Jenny from school who would also go down in history..... class.

Or so rumor had it.

Well Glen said she did, but Glen was so full of it, even his eyes were brown.

What did Rudolph the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine? This will sleigh you.

What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it? A Jolly Rancher.

How many reindeer were left after Santa got stranded in the mountains? Only one. Donner ate the rest.

What's a dinosaur's least favourite reindeer? Comet.

What did Santa say when his reindeer made him laugh? You sleigh me

What do you call Rudolph before he joined the rest of Santa’s reindeer? Rebel without a Claus

Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer is dead. Reports show he was flying over Barcelona today, when the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747.

Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane