Hilarious Religion Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Religion Jokes

What's the difference between a religion and a cult? In a cult, there is someone on top that knows it is all bullshit.

In a religion that person is dead.

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When I found out my wife was having an affair, I was heartbroken. I turned to religion to cope. Now I'm Muslim and we're stoning her tomorrow.

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What religion do ghosts practice? Boo-ddhism

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Atheism and religion are two sides of the same coin One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales

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Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day... Give him a religion and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.

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Science created skyscraper and planes. Religion brought them together.

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Atheism and Religion are two sides of the same coin. One relies on heads while the other is just based on tales.

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Whats the difference between engineering and religion? Engineering build planes and buildings. Religion brings them together.

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What's the main religion of most ghosts? Boo dism

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Science and Religion have to coexist because science can make a bomb, But you do need a religious person to set it off.

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What is the difference between a cult and a religion? In a cult the main person knows it's all bullshit. In religion that person is dead.

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Why isn't atheism considered a religion? Because it's a non-prophet organization.

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Bernie Sanders isn't a Messiah. He's just a Jewish guy sacrificing himself to save millions from their own sin and ignorance while being insulted the entire time. Clearly no basis for a religion.

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When I found out my wife was cheating on me, I was devastated. I turned to religion to cope. Now I'm Muslim and we're stoning her tomorrow.

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So, I hear Islam is the religion of peace. Piece of you here, piece of you there.

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Islam is a religion of piece. There's a piece of you over there, a piece over there, another over there..

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I got a job talking about religion So far it's been very prophetable.

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Reincarnation I told my wife that in the Hindu religion she could come back as something completely different. She said she wanted to come back as a cow.
I told her she wasn't listening.

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Islam is a religion of peace Piece of you here, piece of you there

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Science flies you to the moon Religion flies you into buildings

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What’s the difference between a cult and a religion ? In a cult, there is someone on top that knows it’s all nonsense.

In a religion that person is dead.

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Why is religion like mobile gaming? Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

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Where does a Jew with ADHD go? a Concentration Camp.

(It flared it religion when its suppose to be a pun?)

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Islam is a religion of piece. A piece of you here, there, everywhere.

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The 2 Golden Rules of Religion 1) Be kind to other people.

2) KILL THE FILTHY INFIDELS!!!!

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What's the difference between a cult and a religion? In a cult there is one guy at the top who knows that it's all bullshit, in a religion that guy is dead.

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What's the difference between a "Cult" and a "Religion"? In a "Cult" there is one man at the "top" who knows everything and has orchestrated most of it out of his imagination.

In a "Religion", that person is dead.

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What's the most popular religion for addicts? the Crystal Methodists

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Religion or science? Science flies you to the moon,
Religion flies you into buildings

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There is a new terrorist religion that hates addition The Tally Ban

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Science makes you fly to the moon Religion makes you fly into skyscrapers

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[religion]What's the difference between Jezus and a picture of Jezus? You only need one nail to hang the picture

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Islam is a religion of peace A piece of body here and a piece of body over there.

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They say Islam is a religion of peace... It certainly is.
One piece over here, one piece over there.

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Atheism and religion are but two sides of the same coin One prefers to use ts head, while the other relies on tales.

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What religion do sheep practice? Islamb.

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[Religion] A friend of mine opened a store in Afghanistan which sells exploding prayer mats. From what he's told me of his sales, prophets are going through the roof :)

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Muslims are spreading their religion to the roots of society Textbook Radicle Islam.

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What is the difference between science and religion? Science brought humans to the moon while religion brought planes into the WTC

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New Religion Jokes

The real tragedy of this mosque shooting in NZ Thoughts and prayers to all the innocent white people who will be blamed for the actions of a single individual, an individual not inspired by mainstream religion followed by 1.7 billion people

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What's the worst thing that could come from Fake News? Religion.

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What religion is a potato? A Crisp-tian.

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A man starts a religion in his apartment His roommate asks "Well, who do we worship?"



He replies "The big guy upstairs."



"And that would be....?" the roommate asks



"Our landlord."

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I just became a vegetarian and I'm trying some new meatless options, come to find out I like everything but seitan. I'm just not a fan of religion in my food. I believe in a firm separation of church and plate.

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What do you call someone who isn't sure about religion, but still drinks Christmas drinks? An Eggnogstic

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Islam is a religion of peace There's a piece of it over here and a piece of it over there...

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While married to Rose, we acquired house, cars, jewelry, retirement accounts. And with the divorce, everything is coming up *ROSE's*!!

I have no idea how my first submission of this came to be flaired "Religion"... so I deleted it.

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Did you hear the main religion in the Virgin Islands is Roman Catholic? I guess that's why they call it the Virgin Islands

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What's the difference between science and religion? Science flies you to the moon

Religion flies you into buildings

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Electrons treat their religion like a sporting event Every time they hold mass, they do the wave

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If you've lost something just change religion Sikh and ye shall find

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If religion was a game It would be Pray 2 win.

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So this is society.. Muslim Shooter = entire religion guilty

Black Shooter = entire race guilty

White shooter = mentally troubled lone wolf

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What would you call a bloodsucking insect that is part of a middle eastern religion? A mosque-ito!

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Did you hear about the Church of Walking? It's a religion of Pace

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Atheism and religion are like two sides of the same coin... One thinks with their heads while the other relies on tails.

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What's the largest religion in North Korea? Crystal Methodists

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What's the difference between a terrorist attack and a killing spree? Religion

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Was explaining that i wasn't much of a catholic after my church's Priest was arrested for rampant child abuse to my friend... ...He replied, "So your loss of religion wasn't really one huge blow, it was dozens of little ones."

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Why is Islam called the religion of peace? Because the suicide bombers are always in pieces!

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