Hilarious Rocket Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Rocket Jokes

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I hate it when people get simple stuff wrong I mean, it's not rocket surgery

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What do you call a handjob from a rocket scientist? A stroke of genius.

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Elon Musk is reported to have written a short joke on his Falcon Heavy rocket. I guess the real joke is in the comets.

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What do you call a rocket which eats other rockets? A cannibalistic missile.

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Why did NASA cancel the all-female spacewalk? None of them would go outside the rocket wearing the same outfit.

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I've invented a rocket that intercepts incoming warheads by consuming them. It's a cannibalistic missile.

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How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rocket

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Did you hear about the manned rocket that crashed shortly after launching from Alabama? All the system warnings went off, but for some reason the pilot could not abort.

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Pakistan launches a rocket to Moon. Pakistani News channel reports: "Water and fishes found on Moon."

BBC reports: "Pakistani satellite found in Arab sea."

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What was the motto of the German rocket program? Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss you'll hit London.

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Since Trump nicknamed Kim Jun-Un Rocket Man, when Christmas comes along.. he can call him missile toe.

Joke originally told by my coworker today, who is a master of puns.

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Can anyone help me with starting a rocket science club at school? I'm having trouble getting it off the ground.

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I always wondered why Pikachu's electric shock blasts off team rocket but not Ash. I guess Ash is just better grounded.

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Why did the Russians lose the space race? Their rocket kept Stalin!

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The Americans are using a new type of rocket that constantly updates its Facebook status until it reaches its target. It's an attention-seeking missile.

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So there's two astronauts on a rocket... One says to the other, "Get Ready, it's almost time for launch." To which the other says "Launch?! I haven't even had breakfast yet!"

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The moon landing was staged The rocket they used had multiple stages

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You may not be aware of it, but NASA conducted an experiment during the Apollo mission days. They launched a collection of cows into orbit on a prototype rocket.

It was a herd shot round the world.

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What do rocket scientists say about a task that is relatively easy? It's no social skills!

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How do you put a baby alien to sleep? You rocket

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The Moon landings were staged... ... specifically, they had three stages, which were discarded in sequence as the rocket ascended to space to save on mass.

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Why doesn’t Elton John eat Iceberg lettuce? Because he is a Rocket man.

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Star-lord, Rocket, Gamora, Drax; they’re all good and fun characters but Groot is the real star of the movies He should really branch out

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Is it hard to get a degree in hocking loogies? Well, it's snot rocket science.

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What do you call it when you fall asleep on a rocket? Spacing out

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How does an astronaut get their baby to sleep? They rocket.

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Why shouldn’t you go to the bathroom with Team Rocket around? Because they might take a Pikachu!

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What do you call a bee in a space rocket? bracket

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What did one sub-orbital jet propulsion engineer say to the other? This ain't exactly rocket science.

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The Kardashians are all in a rocket set to launch, you can press a button to stop the launch. Would you order a cheese or pepperoni pizza?

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How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? Rocket

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Will Trump ever apologize for calling Kim Jong-Un a "rocket man"? Well I think it's going to be a long, long time...

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What is Kim Jong Un’s favorite video game? Rocket League

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The astrophysics class I wanted to take filled up. Now I need to figure out what other course will work for my schedule and major. It's not rocket science.

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What happens to a rocket when it doesn't launch? It gets fired.

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Just finished my rocket class... it was a blast.

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Why is Rocket City located in Alabama? Because inbreds only poke around in family business.

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why was team rocket looking into your window? they wanted to take a Pikachu

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What did Rocket Raccoon say after getting stabbed in the back by the rest of the Guardians of the Galaxy? Et tu, Groote?

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New Rocket Jokes

How is it possible for people to believe the moon landing never happened? Come on! It's not rocket science!

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"Mad" Mike Hughes died after trying to prove the earth is flat, by launching a rocket into the ground. He didn't prove the earth was flat. He did however prove that Gravity isn't just a theory.

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That flat-earthier rocket scientist died in a crash while testing his theory. He had nothing to fear but sphere itself.

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I was testing a nuclear rocket engine and it blew up. It's left me a nervas wreck.

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What’s Trumps favorite song? Rocket man

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Why did Rocket Men leave Rocket Women? He had thrust issues.

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I bought a bag of rocket salad today.... It went off before I could eat it.

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When is Kim Jong Un going to launch his rocket? I think it's gonna be a long long time.

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If North Korea released a rocket launch blooper video... It'd be a feature-length film

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Height matters For example, a difference in how high the rocket flew determined the years the scientists spent in a labor camp.

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I am a muslim and i beat my wife daily In Rocket League. She is a terrible player.

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A falcon 9 rocket lands on the roof or a bar called GE The barkeeps yells at the rocket..Hey aren't you that rocket that landed up there before? Yes, yes I am bar GE!!
The barkeep yells back but of course I still love you.

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Did hear about the hipster that became a rocket scientist? He only wanted to work on retrorockets.

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