Salty Jokes

Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn't wave back.

What snack will you always find at a KKK rally? Salty Crackers.

Why is the sea salty? Because the land does not wave back.

Why is the ocean so salty? The land never waves back.

Why is the ocean salty? Because the land never waves back.

During an exam, a student pokes the guy next to him and whispers, "pssst... is C the chemical symbol for chlorine?" He whispers back, "Na, Cl you idiot!".

"OK thanks..." replies the student, "but why so salty?"

Is the ocean salty because... the land doesn't wave back?

Why is the ocean salty? Because the land never waves back


(I apologize greatly if this had been posted before)

Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.


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Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land never waves back.

Finally realized why the end of my rifle always tastes so salty Because whenever I put it in my mouth I’m always crying

Why is the ocean salty? Because the land doesn't wave back

Why is the sea so salty? because the land won't wave back.

Why is the sea salty? Because the land never waves back

I was going to make a salty chemistry joke But NA

Why was the peanut so salty? Because it got R O A S T E D

Maybe the ocean is so salty because the land doesn't wave back

So there's this hot NA chick in my chemistry class Her attitude is always salty, but hey, her booty is sodium fine.

Edit: Na

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.

No need to get salty. It's just a pun aboat the ocean.

What do you call a salty ex-marine? A seasoned veteran.

What’s the difference between a slug and a gamer? A gamer gets salty when they die, but a slug dies when it gets salty.

I wonder if.. What if the ocean is salty because the land never waves back?

Do you know why the sea is always so salty? Because the land never waves back.

Why is the ocean salty? Because land doesn't wave back.

"Mommy! Mommy! Little Johnny pulled down his pants and showed me his thingy!" "Oh? That's... *weird*. Well, what did you think of it?"

"It reminded me of a peanut!"

"Ha ha! Because it was so tiny?"

"No. Salty."

Why is the ocean always salty? Because the land never waves back.

A man runs into an old salty sea captain on the docks of Boston harbor and says, "Cap'm, can't help but noticin'...you got a steerin' wheel secures to yer crotch there." Sea captain removes the pipe from 'tween his teeth and says, "Aye. It's drivin' me nuts."

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water? A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

Why is the sea so salty? Because the land didn't wave back.

Bacon related humor... I'm way too proud of this:

I like my women like I like my bacon,
Salty and bad for me.

Why is the ocean always salty? Because nobody waves back

What part of your hand is the most salty? The NaCls

Salty Ocean... Is the ocean salty because land didn't wave back 🤔

I don't often tell sailor jokes But when I do they are usually salty.

Which song is the most salty? Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Hey, Jude

A young marine is talking to an old, salty vet. The marine complains there is never anywhere he can have "private time", he says with a nudge. The old vet laughs, and suggests he use a silencer rather than his hand. That way, they never hear you coming!

Why was the potato salty? Because he had a chip on his shoulder

Why is the ocean so salty? Because people just started to comment on its new YouTube channel.

I like my women like I like my snacks.. Cheesy, salty, a little sweet, and upset about my nutritional value per 50g servings.