Sausage Jokes

Did you hear about the pessimist who hates sausage? They say he fears the wurst

My father nearly died choking on a sausage in Germany From that moment on, we feared the wurst.

I’m on a plane and the lunch choices are white meat chicken or German sausage. Unfortunately, I’m seated in the last row. I’m hoping for the breast, but preparing for the wurst.

My boyfriend is the best cook With only two nuts, a sausage and some milk he can fill my stomach for 9 months.

A man tried smuggling sausage and vodka out of Europe and his suitcase caught fire and they had to evacuate the plane. The whole event was pretty terrible.

It was the Absolut-wurst-case scenario.

I thought I saw a sausage fly past my window, but it turns out it was a seabird. I took a tern for the wurst.

I have some sausage and cheese for emergencies... But I will only use them in a wurst käse scenario

What do you call a German sausage fest? Wurst orgy ever.

What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese? A Wurst-Käse Scenario

My German sausage didn't come with a bun... It was just the wurst.

I heard a joke about a German sausage today It was the wurst

Here is a joke about sausage: Nevermind. It's the wurst.

What do you get when you cross a brain tumor with a german sausage? The wurst headache

Men are better cooks With just a piece of sausage and an egg, they can fill a woman's tummy for 9 months.

Willpower I'd just come out of the shop with a roast beef sandwich, large chips, ear of corn, & a jumbo sausage. A poor, homeless man sat there and said 'I haven't eaten for two days.'

I told him, 'I wish I had your will power.'

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Here's an update for you:

Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage.

Why?

Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage...

Ugh. Sausage puns. They're the wurst.

A tempting offer I was tempted by an offer which read, “Sausage Biscuits 2 for $1.00".
"How much is it for one?” I asked.
"75 cents”, she replied.
"Ok, I'll have the other one".

Why are men the best chefs? Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

My friend traded a sausage for a seabird. He's taken a tern for the wurst.

I like my puns like my sausage... The wurst ones are the best.

I've heard some terrible German sausage jokes in my time... ...But this one's definitely the wurst

Don't eat royal sausage in Vietnamese noodle soup Trust me, it's the Pho King Wurst

A vegan was flying to Germany and discovered the airline had forgotten his special meal. He had no choice but to eat the only meal available: sausage and cheese. It was a Wurst-Käse scenario.

What do you call it when you rotate a sausage? A turn for the wurst!

What do you call a really bad sausage? The Wurst.

Out of all the ways to lose an arm, losing it in a sausage machine has got to be the wurst.

Wanna hear a pun about a sausage? It's the Wurst.

Have you heard the joke about the German sausage? It's the wurst...

Did you hear the one about the German sausage? It's the wurst.

A cook I work with spent all day making sausage puns It was the wurst

Spanish sausage is pretty bad, but... German sausage is just the wurst

What sucks most about German food? Their sausage is the wurst.

Three girls sit at a bar bragging about how loose they are. The first says she can fit a sausage. The second says a cucumber. The third starts to slide down the bar stool

Two eggs, a sausage, and a pancake walk into a bar. The bartender says,  “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.”

Sausage puns... We all know they're the wurst.

What kind of Sausage does Zelda like? Link

I ate a German sausage the other day, It was the wurst.

My doctor told me I have a phobia of German sausage I fear die wurst.