So Old Jokes

Yo mamma so old, she has a separate entrance for black dicks.

Yo momma’s so old... When it’s that time of the month, she has a renaissance period.

Don Sterling is so old and so racist... ...He remembers when the NBA draft took place on a dock.

A woman is looking at herself in the mirror "Ugh I look so old! My skin is sagging, my hair is turning gray, I've got crows feet..."

Her husband says, "well, at least your eyesight is intact."

Yo momma so old.... She has a separate entrance for black men.

He’s so old his blood type was discontinued.

I asked my teenage niece to go get me a newspaper, she laughed at me and said "oh uncle , you're so old. Just use my phone" So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill the fly.

Yo mama so old She remembers when all of the content of /r/jokes was original.

Yo mama so old, She remembers the first repost.

Yo Momma so Old Her social security number is 3.

My grandma is so old.. She's got a plaque on her head in memory of an old building.

I figured out why my male colleagues look so old. We have a manager.

Yo Mama so old.... She has a separate entrance for black people.

Yo momma so old.... She remembers when yo momma jokes were a thing.

Your mother is so old, she rewinds the Netflix videos before logging out.

Yo mama so old Her blood type is OG

Your mamma's so old... she met your new step daddy on a carbon dating site! :0

Yo momma's so old she has a separate entrance for black guys.

Yo mama is so old... when I told her to act her age, she died.

You’re so old... When they bury you, paleontologists will be racing to dig you back up.

Yo mamma's so old that... ...back in her day, old spice was just called spice!

Yo mama jokes are so old and overused... But then again, so it’s yo mama

Yo momma so old... ...when electricity was invented she was already 3 months due on the bill

Yo momma is so old The snap chat baby filter makes her look 40!

Yo mama’s so old... She remembers watching the Big Bang live.

Why do the clothes in Beauty and the Beast look so old-fashioned? Tailors old as time…

I took my blind friend to go see stand up comedy once after the viewing had ended, he told me that the jokes were so old, lame, and boring that even he could have seen them coming.

My Sunday School teacher is so old... .. when the New Testament came out she said "I don't care for the new curriculum."

Your momma so old... powdered milk comes out her nipples.

Yo' momma's so old Her birth certificate expired.




I thought of this one a while ago. If it already exists, tell me.

Yo mama so old She knows if the chicken came first or the egg.

I asked my daughter to get me a newspaper... I asked my daughter to get me a newspaper.
She said, "Dad you're so old. Use my phone."


So I took her phone and slammed it down on the spider crawling up the wall. :D

I told my teenage niece to get me a jornal She laughed at me, and said, "Oh uncle you are so old. Just use my phone"

So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider.

Yo mama is so old that ... She knew the dead sea when it was sick

Darth Vader is so old... He has Darthritis.

Yo mamma so old and hairy When she wears a tank top it looks like she has Don King in a headlock

I started taking an online course on how to write jokes. I quit right after we learned how to set up jokes. The professor was so old.

My school does a class on jokes... But I gave it up after the lecture on setups.
The teacher is SO old...

The weird thing about men is that, as they get older the begin wearing their pants higher and higher. My great-grandpa got so old he had to unzip just to talk to us!