So Ugly Jokes

Camouflage clothing is so ugly... It's no wonder you don't see anyone wearing it.

Yo mama so ugly She went into a haunted house and came out with a paycheque
Edit: not fixing the typo, deal with it.

Your momma is so ugly.... Bill Cosby gave her coffee.

Yo Mama so ugly, She went into a haunted house and came out with a paycheck.

Yo Momma so ugly... Scorpion from Mortal Kombat be like "Stay over there."

The wife looks at herself in the mirror and complain to her husband: “I am so ugly and wrinkle and fat. Do I even have any good traits?” The husband put down his newspaper and slowly answer: “Your eyesight is excellent darling”

Your mama is so ugly She fell into a gorilla exhibit and got shot.

Yo momma so ugly .. Her portraits hang themselves

Yo mamma is so ugly... I don't understand your Oedipus complex.

Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals.

You’re so ugly, when you were born your mom said... “What a treasure” and your dad said “Lets go bury it!”

I was so ugly as a baby when my mum breast fed me, she used to shut her eyes and think of other babies.

When i was young, i was so ugly even the priest told me we could be just friends.

Your momma so ugly ... Not even Ripley can believe it

My boyfriend's so ugly... ... I put the roofies in my drinks myself.

Your mama is so ugly that when she met Bill Cosby he made her espresso.

I knew a girl so ugly, she fell asleep at a frat party... and she woke up with more clothes on.

(Stolen from Big Bang theory, I just love this joke)

Yo moma so ugly... ... that we forgot she’s fat.

Yo mama's so ugly people break in her house to close the curtains

You're so ugly... your birth certificate is a letter of apology.

You are so ugly that when your mom dropped you off at school she got a ticket for littering.

Why was Darth Vader so ugly? Because he had sithilis.

You're so ugly You're so ugly....even the tide wouldn't take you out

Yo mama's so ugly People break into her house just to close the shades

I was so ugly as a baby That when my mother breastfed me, she used to close her eyes and think of other babies.

You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.

Your girlfriend is so ugly When she walks by a construction zone , workers get back to work

You’re so ugly... You are the reason Star Wars takes place in a galaxy far far away!

My son (now 11) came up with this and it cracks me up every time.

Yo Mamma's so ugly.... She ordered a Happy meal and made it cry

I am so ugly that I participated in "The Ugliest Person in the Word" contest. No I did not win it. The judges wouldn't even look at me.

You're also ugly. Doctor: You're overweight. Patient: I think I want a second opinion. Doctor: You're also ugly.

Yo Mama so ugly..... She went into a haunted house and left with a paycheck.

I was on a blind date She said "You're so ugly I'm going to need you to wear a plastic bag over your head".

I said "You mean a paper bag?"

She replied "I don't think you understand how ugly you are."

Your mother is so ugly your father takes her with him to work so he wouldn't have to kiss her goodbye

My psychiatrist told me I am crazy. I said I wanted a second opinion.
"Okay", he said, "You're also ugly."

Your mom is so ugly... she was walking through the Aquarium and a Walrus unlocked her iPhone X.

One of my friends asked why my wife is always with me everywhere I go! I told him because she is so ugly I don't want to kiss her goodbye.

I was so ugly and smelly as a kid That when I played in the sandbox, the cat would try to bury me!

Yo mamma Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."