Hilarious Song Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Song Jokes

With the rise of self-driving vehicles... With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy's truck leaves him too

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My friend asked me if I have ever heard the song "Wonderwall". I said maybe.

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Every N.W.A song Verse 1: Sellin' crack rocks and shootin' muthafuckas!

Verse 2: Police pull me over just 'cause I'm brown.

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With the rise of self driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time... Until there's a country song where the guy's truck leaves him.

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I love how Pit Bull announces himself at the beginning of every song giving us time to change the song.

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My life is just like Rihanna's new song. Work work work work work and the rest I can't really understand!

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I love the way Pitbull says "Mr.World Wide" at the start of a song. Because it gives me time to change the station.

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Guy calls in on radio show **Guy**: Hey! I found this wallet with $2k, an Amazon gift card, and it says it belongs to someone named 'Ryan'
**Host**: Oh how nice of you. Do you want me to ask Ryan to reclaim it?
**Guy**: No, I want to request a sad song for Ryan

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Now that vehicles are driving themselves... It won't be long until a country singer writes a song about their truck leaving them too.

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What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics? A hummingbird

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I made a song about a tortilla Actually it's more of a wrap.

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Which chord is essential to every Christian song? Gsus

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A blind clown is asked to perform at a children’s hospital. He is led into the amputee ward and begins with some jokes, but not one child laughs. “A song, perhaps,” he thinks. “That’ll cheer ‘em up!”
“Ifffffff you’re happy and you know it....”

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I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well it's actually more like a wrap.

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How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian? Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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If An Anti-Vax Kid Had a Theme Song, What Would it Be? The Final Countdown

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Congratulations to Ukraine to winning the Eurovision Song Contest. Can't wait for Russia to host it next year.

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What's the best song for a threesome You've got a friend in me.

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What do you call a religious song from Helsinki that describes the end of a Mortal Kombat match? A Finnish Hymn

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My son asked me what it was like to be married I deleted all the music off his iPod except one song.

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What computer can sing the song "Hello"? A Dell.

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My school took my MP3 after I sung the song “Pumped Up Kicks” loudly in class. When I brought my new MP4, they took it, and my friends laughed at me.

Tommorow I might bring my MP5, let’s hope no one takes this one.

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The urge to sing the song "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is only ever a whim away... A WHIM AWAY, A WHIM AWAY, A WHIM AWAY...

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I wrote a song about tortillas. Actually it was more of a wrap.

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My abusive father got drunk to the same song every night. I tried to shut it off before he could get started... But he beat me to it.

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Whys was the internet so obsessed with the song "Cotton-Eyed Joe" for a short period of time? I mean, where did it come from where did it go?

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What's the best Disney song to listen to while having a threesome? You've Got a Friend in Me

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How many country singers does it take to change a light bulb? Two; one to change the lightbulb and one to write a song about how good the old one was.

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Song you sing to your dad on Father's Day? Glad You Came.

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I've just written a song about tortillas Actually, it's more of a rap.

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What is Putins favorite song to play for Ukraine? Crimea-River

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I've written a song about a tortilla. Actually, it's more of a wrap.

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What do you call a song with a Chris Brown feature? An instant hit.

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People think listening to a really great song and having an eargasm is great Thats until you get hearing aids

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My wife's favorite song is "Ain't No Sunshine" by Bill Withers. She says so every time it's on the radio. I reply "I know, I know, I know, I know, I know..."

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What is the difference between.... The Rolling stones, and a Scotsman?

Well, the rolling stones sing that song.

"Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!"

and the Scotsman says

"Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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The iPhone 7 ad has a catchy song... Hit the road Jack

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What is Frankenstein's favorite Disney song? "I'll make a man out of you."

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I wrote a song about a tortilla Actually it was a wrap

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New Song Jokes

What's the theme song of an Apple Store? Return Of The Mac

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What’s a racist’s favourite Disney song? “Put That Thing Back Where It Came From, Or So Help Me”

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What did the musician say when their track was very long? This song goes as far as the I can sing.

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A brother and sister, and husband and wife, are sitting in the living room listening to the radio. Suddenly, “Sweet Home Alabama” started playing. The two looked at each other and exclaimed, “Our song!”

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So Justin Beiber and Ed Sheeran collaborated for the second time on their new song called 'I Don't Care'. What was the first you ask? I don't care.

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A blonde singer on our cruise ship seemed to be skipping one note in every song. She told us she was scared of getting lost at C.

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What song does Trump play while going to a Mexican family's house? Ice Ice, Baby.

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I thought giving my GF a Pokémon would make her love me But she told me "I'm not gonna Raichu a love song"

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I was having a bad day and then I played a country song in reverse... My tire on my truck got fixed, my wife apologized for cheating and came back, I didn’t run out of beer and got back on to an asphalt road!

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There’s been a musical written about France’s World Cup Performance The main song is “Don’t cry 4-3 Argentina”

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Today I awoke with a song in my heart. Someone had hacked my pacemaker.

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A Muslim band just released a cover song It’s called Jihad Me At Hello

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What happens if you listen to a country song backwards? You get your wife back, truck back, dog back.....

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I wrote a song about a tortilla Well it's more of a wrap

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A song about London apartments Written in A flat.

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I ordered each song by Styx in order from most favorite to least favorite. It took me a full day to complete. I've got too much time on my hands.

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My Mexican friend wrote a song about a tortilla Well actually, it's more of a wrap

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Why can't you ever sing the last verse of a Swedish song? Because it's not Finnish.

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Bulls on a Parade On a hot sunny day, I went to a record store. A song was playing on the speakers. Angrily, I picked up a hammer and started banging the speaker system.
The confused owner asked, "What is this?"
I said, "Rage Against the Machine."

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I wrote a song about Ghandi It is called "Super-calloused-fragile-mystic-hexed-by-halitosis"

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What song does Mike Tysons sing to himself as he's getting dressed in the morning? Closing Time

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Did you hear that Taylor Swift stopped singing songs about herself? She sings all about it in her new hit song.

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Wife divorces him, loses his job after just 10 days... The Mooch is one dead dog from being a country song.

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If you play Nickelback If you play a Nickelback song backward you'll hear Satanic messages, Even worse, If you play it forward you'll hear Nickelback.

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Bono has released a protest song against Google I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For

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Who is Laura Mercy? And why do they mention her in every Reggae song?

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I absolutely love the lyrics to the song "What is Love?" The artist really haddaway with words...

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If you're going to play a 311 song... ... make sure you issue an Amber Alert.

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Do you like Blur? Nah, I've only heard a Song or 2 from them.

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I was pulled offstage and beaten mercilessly while singing karaoke at a bar in Hiroshima, Japan In hindsight, maybe "I Dropped a Bomb on You", wasn't the wisest of song choices.

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Pearl Jam's "Alive" song just came on the radio... You don't gotta rub it in Eddie Vedder.

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What was the song that Vlad the Impaler's victims sang before they were killed? Vladislav...Baby don't hurt me...don't hurt me....no more...

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What Breaking Benjamin song should you only listen to on the toilet? Diarrhea Jane

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What's a Mexican's favorite Cheap Trick song? A Texan will tell you "Surrender" but we all know it's "I Juan you to Juan me"

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in the song 'ironic' from Alanis Morissette, there is no line that is ironic ... Isn't that ironic?

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What happens when a DJ is playing a song with a small bass drop? The crowd goes mild.

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What is Hitler's theme song? Don't Jew Forget About Me.

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What's Vladimir Putin's favorite song? Crimea-River

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Did you guys hear the newest song from the band Stewed Fruit? It's my jam.

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What's Peter Pan's least favorite part of a song? The hook

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United Airlines just dropped a new song... It's a big hit!

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It took Stevie Wonder 7 years to write the song Superstition... He dropped his pencil on the first day.

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Have you heard of the peanut butter song? It's my jam.

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Someone asked me if Wonderwall is my favorite song.. ..I said maaaaaaaaybeeeeee.

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I'm writing a southern rock song about chicken eggs... ...it's called "Prebird"

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I've just written a song about replacing my front door lock It's got a great key change at the end

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What happens if you play a country western song backwards? Your pickup truck starts, your wife comes back home, and your dog comes back to life.

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What song do singles listen to on both Halloween and Valentine's day? "Beat It" by Michael Jackson

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Adele requested and got a reset/restart on her song at the Grammy because she messed up The Atlanta Falcons would also like to replay the 4th Quarter of the Superbowl

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Which song is the most salty? Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Hey, Jude

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TIL that my neighbors really like the metal song i'm playing on my 7.1 sound system I figured because he thrown a brick at my window to hear it better !
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What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song? Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

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What's George Washington's favorite song. Doesn't matter, just as long as it's royalty-free.

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I feel sorry for those who are unable to afford food and drink this season. You know it's bad when Mariah Carey can't even afford juice. She is so hard pressed that she even made a song about it. You know, all she wants for Christmas is juice.

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I finally decided what I want my wedding song to be, I hope my wife agrees. It's going to be... "You Can't Always Get What You Want"

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I just got a new doorbell that when the button is pressed has a gorilla singing about table tennis. It's called The King Kong Ping Pong Sing Song Ding Dong

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What is Blair Walsh's favorite song? I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him

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What happens when you sing a country music song backwards? You get your wife, truck, and land back.

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What's the best song to send to your father on Father's Day? *I'm Glad You Came*

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What is Zues' favorite song? Greeced Lightning

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