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TIL that for release in Finland, the original Mortal Kombat had to be censored in an unusual way. Censors were fine with the gore, but insisted the music be replaced with traditional Christian songs. FINNISH HYMN!!!

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Everyone is a fan of Stephen Hawking now that he died. I bet they can't name even 3 of his songs.

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Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit? (WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

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I have a Spotify playlist that has songs from The Peanuts Movie, Eminem, and The Cranberries I call it my trail mix.

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At this time of year, there's nothing I love more than sitting in front of a warm fire, mulled wine in hand, and singing Christmas songs until I slowly fall asleep. And that's why I'm no longer a fireman.

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When my Mom found out I had asthma she sent me to a camp for Asthmatic children. It was so much fun.. singing songs around the Humidifire. ( yes I know how I spelt it )

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With self-driving cars it won’t be long before we have country songs where your truck leaves you too.

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My dad asked me which Metallica songs I know I told him I only know one and nothing else matters.

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My girlfriend asked me to stop singing Oasis songs. I said maybe.

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I'm going to start a metal band that writes songs about how important it is to connect with people in your professional network... ...and call it LinkedIn Park.

I'll show myself out now.

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Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs? Not Mariah Carey

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If you like Pina Coladas... ... And getting songs stuck in your head.

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I am in the hospital my younger brother swallowed a 16GB memory card and he is singing all songs in it. I just pray it doesn't reach the video folder.

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My girlfriend asked me to stop singing Smash Mouth songs. I said Hey Now...

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9 years ago Gotye had one of the most popular songs in the world Now he's just somebody that we used to know.

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My wife asked me to stop singing Oasis songs. I said maybe.

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At this time of the year.... ....there's nothing I love more than sitting in front of a warm fire, mulled wine in hand, and singing Christmas songs until I slowly fall asleep.

And that's why I'm no longer a fireman...

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What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music? One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

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A baby helped me out the other day... I asked him, "How do I find other songs by the singer of 'Bad Romance'?"

He replied: "Google Gaga"

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The latest hipster music craze plays songs at a frequency of 50000 Hz. You probably never heard of it.

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Why is Kevin Spacey so good at writing sad songs Because he’s great at fingering minors

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I’m going on a hike and picking music. I have songs from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my trail mix.

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My wife told me to stop singing Smashmouth songs. I said hey now...

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Thank you Alexa Burglar: *points gun at me* Alright buddy just show me your valuables and nobody gets hurt

Me: Haha sure thing dude - ALEXA CALL THE POLICE

Alexa: “Shuffling songs by The Police”

*Roxanne plays as I get shot 16 times*

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I just started a pirate themed band with my friends, but we're having trouble writing songs for it All we seem to be able to write are the hooks

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My friend asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.

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The Beatles were sitting in the studio, making up ideas for new songs. Paul: Anyone got any ideas for how we should end Hey Jude?

John: Nah.

George: Nah.

Ringo: Nah.

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What do you call a rock band that makes songs about sorting? OC/DC

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How do birds record their songs ? On duck tape !

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Why aren't there any rap songs about Donald Trump? Because there aren't any words that rhyme with "Orange."

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I went to a party the other day and danced to all the songs. They played the twist so I did the twist. They played jump so I jumped. I got kicked out after they played come on Eileen...

Don't worry that's not true - I don't know what her name was

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A girl is singing her favorite songs Her grandma comes in the room and says: ,,Oh, that was you, I thought it was the radio."

Girl: ,,And you came to listen granny!? :D"

,,Naw, I wanted to turn off the radio."

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Which songs do planets sing? Neptunes.

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Where does Phil Collins record his songs? In a stu-stu-studio.

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Did you hear that Taylor Swift stopped singing songs about herself? She sings all about it in her new hit song.

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What's the difference between Jake Paul's songs and rap? The letter C.

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Why did the DJ played emo songs when he saw Juan? Because there is a Hispanic at the Disco

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My wife says I need to stop singing songs from Shrek. At first I thought she was joking. But then I saw her face

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I hate when songs are just a bunch high notes and whistles It makes me high key upset

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New Songs Jokes

I am a big fan of playing different kind of songs together. You can say that I am medley in love with it.

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So, in one of his songs, Adam Levine says, "My heart's a stereo". Okay, I can picture it.

But then in another song, he says, "I am a payphone".

Now, hold on.

What? Have you ever seen a payphone with a stereo inside it?

Which is it, Mr. Levine?

I mean, WTF here? LOL!

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Do you know why NE-YO turned the radio off ? “Because he so sick of love songs@

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My girlfriend is my own personal radio DJ She plays the same songs over and over every day

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Some swamp reptiles got together and started singing parody songs. It's a pun croc band.

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I like to say that some songs are in the key of pancake. Because pancakes be flat.

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When new self driving cars become mainstream, country music will change We'll be hearing songs about how my truck ran off

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Why do pirates like the treble in songs over the bass? Because they like the high C's

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I can't believe how many of Nickelback songs have never become famous It's completely off the charts.

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What do you call a collection of songs to hike to? Trail mix.

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My friend from Beijing asked me to suggest some nice Taylor Swift songs so I asked him to listen to "T.S.1989" album I haven't heard anything from him since

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I've been trying to learn how to play Sublime songs on guitar... I haven't made any progress yet because I don't practice Santeria.

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I'm not that big of a fan of Taylor Swift's break-up songs. Personally, I think we need to hear from all of her ex-boyfriends before we can pick a side.

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A Pirate tried starting a rap career in Compton, but his songs were not well received. He couldn't get rid of the habit of using the hard arr

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My mum said she would ground me if I sang any more Shrek songs. At first, I thought she was joking... ...but then I saw her face

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My wife asked me if I could stop singing Oasis' songs all the time. I said maybe..

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I once wrote the score on a movie about a funeral... ...they said none of the songs on R.I.P. OST sounded very original.

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Did you hear about the breed of Italian cats that sings songs of gratitude? Apparently, they're called the Ariagatto.

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Combine two songs, form a new one 1. I touch myself when you come on Eileen

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If Derrick Rose was a singer He would have more songs about being hurt then Taylor Swift

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