Hilarious Swimming Pool Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Swimming Pool Jokes

Swimming Pool Joke Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

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A man knocked on my door asking for a donation towards a new public swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.

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I’ve always wanted a swimmers body so I go to the swimming pool everyday... But no one ever drowns

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I was having a quick wee in the deep end of the swimming pool when the lifeguard blew his whistle. It was so loud I nearly fell in.

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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

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Swimming pool I was at a pool once, and the life guard yelled over to me, “HEY KID! QUIT PEEING IN THE POOL!”

I replied “Oh come on man. Everyone pees in the pool!”

“Yes, but not from the high dive!”

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A guy knocked on my door asking for a donation to the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

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I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.

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I got kicked out of the swimming pool today. Apparently the breast stroke isn’t what I thought it was.

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Women are like swimming pools. They cost a lot of money to maintain, considering the amount of time you spend inside them.

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I got caught peeing in the swimming pool today... The lifeguard shouted so loud I almost fell in.

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Today a man came to my door asking for donations for the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

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I had to pee really bad at the swimming pool yesterday, so I tried to sneak it in at the deep end... But the lifeguard blew his whistle so loud I nearly fell in.

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I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today... The lifeguard shouted at me so loudly, I almost fell in.

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Today somebody knocked on my door and asked for a small donation to the local swimming pool I gave him a glass of water.

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Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool So I gave him a glass of water.

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I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.

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Did you know? The swimming pools in the Titanic are still full

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Mother receives a telephone call from school telling her they are sending home her son for peeing in the swimming pool. "But everyone does that," she says.
"Not from the top diving board, they don't."

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They say Titanic was shot in a swimming pool. So was The Great Gatsby.

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Today a man knocked on my door and asked me to make a small donation to the local swimming pool So I gave him a glass of water

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Women are like a swimming pool... considering the money you spent on it and the time you spend in it

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool? Bob

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Someone just knocked on my door, asking for donations for a new community swimming pool So I gave him a glass of water.

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You heard about the swimming pool on the Titanic? After all these years it's still full.

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How are women like swimming pools? They both cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time of money you spend inside.

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What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool? I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

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Women are like swimming pools.. Their maintenance costs are too high considering the time you spend inside them

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Sign at a swimming pool: "Welcome to our ool." "Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way."

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How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool? "Please get out of the swimming pool."

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A guy came to my house yesterday asking for donations for a new swimming pool So I gave him a glass of water.

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We had a guy going door to door in our neighborhood asking for donations for a new swimming pool so I gave him a glass of water

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I went to a swimming pool with my bipolar friend He dissolved

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A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation to the local swimming pool so i gave him a glass of water

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How does a dinosaur get out of a swimming pool? Wet.

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A black 6th grader goes to the swimming pool with his class When he returned home, he asked his Mum:

"Hey mum, everybody was staring at my wee-wee in the communal shower. They said it's so big. Is it because I'm black?

"No Jamal, it's because you're 18"

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I got asked what side of a swimming pool I prefer to jump in. Depends

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A woman called to my house looking for a donation to the community swimming pool So I gave her a bucket of water

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How are a gene pool and a swimming pool similar? Sometimes you have to use bleach to keep it clean.

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New Swimming Pool Jokes

What do you call a man with no legs or arms that is in a swimming pool? Bob.

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The police are after me for stealing an inflatable from a public swimming pool .... Now I’ve gotta Lilo!

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A New Russian says to an architect: "I want you to build three swimming pools: one with cold water, one with warm water, and one without any water."
"Why would the third one not have any water?"
"Cuz some of my friends can't swim."

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Earlier today, I was at the swimming pool with my gym class. The teacher yelled at me for peeing in the pool, and I replied that everyone pees in the pool "Yeah, but not from the diving board" was his reply!

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A man came to my foor the other day and asked if id like to donate to the swimming pool So i gave him a glass of water 😂

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Paul: A man came by my house today asking for donations for the new town swimming pool. Anton: How much did you give him?

Paul: One glass.

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I got in trouble at the swimming pool... apparently you need consent to do the breast-stroke

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What do you call a swimming pool full of idiots? A swimming fool.

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I like to walk in the rain so that no one can see my tears..... These are the kind of people that pee in swimming pools.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms in a swimming pool? Bob.

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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, And I gave him a glass of water and my urine sample.

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Of all the victims of Harvey.... ....I think I feel the most sorry, for the children who had been praying for a swimming pool.

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What do you call someone who is fast in a swimming pool? Speedo Gonzales.

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What does Dolly Parton put in her swimming pool? Chlorine chlorine chlorine chlorineeeee

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Swimming pool tips Boy complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing!

Father: Really, what?

Boy: That the potato should go in the front.

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Today a man knocked on my door … He asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I went back into the house and brought back a glass of water.

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Today a guy knocked on our door and asked for a small donation for the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water...

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Real Donation :D Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

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Funny Jokes Ever.. Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

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Yesterday a man knocked on my door.. Yesterday a man knocked on my door asking for a small donation for the local swimming pool.

I gave him a glass of water.

BAHAHAHAHA!

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TIL Scientists were surprised to find the Titanic's grand swimming pool still full after 100 years.

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This morning, someone asked for a donation to the local swimming pool I gave him a glass of water

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I learned an interesting fact about the Titanic today The swimming pools on it are still full of water.

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You know what I find amazing? That after 107 years, the Titanic's swimming pools are still full.

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How do you get 27 Canadians out of a swimming pool? Yell "Everybody out of the pool!"

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Some young boy just knocked on my door saying "I am collecting for the local swimming pool." So I gave him a glass of water

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Why does the swimming pool get laid every night? Because he makes all the ladies wet.

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