Tampon Jokes

How do you piss off a female archaeologist? Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from.

My 5 year old daughter wants a Tampon for Christmas She has no idea what it is, but she knows what you can do with it.
Swim, ride, hike, dance, play tennis, ...

How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day? When she can't find her pencil and there is a tampon behind her ear.

Childish but made me laugh How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Show him a used tampon and ask, "What period is this from?"

How do you troll an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask which period it's from.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from

A vampire walks into a bar... and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks "I thought you guys only drink blood?"

The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."

Wife's Campaign My wife has wasted years campaigning for tampon companies to make sanitary products suitable for the 'larger' lady.

I'm trying to convince her that it's time to just throw in the towel.

I asked my mate if he could get me a job at the tampon factory where he works. “There’s no openings at the moment,” he said, “but I’ll see if I can pull some strings.”

Dracula walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender (confused): What's the Hotwater for?

Dracula *pulls out a tampon*: I'm having tea.

Do you ever feel like a tampon? In a good place, but at the wrong time.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from...

How do you insult an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it is from.

Archeologists in South Africa have just discoved what they think is the oldest tampon ever found They are trying to find out what period it came from

How do you embarrass a male archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

During a recent archaeological dig, researchers believe they have found the worlds first tampon... ...but they don't know from what period.

A vampire walks into a bar.. He approaches the barman. The barman asks, "what will it be?" The vampire asks for a mug of hot water. The barman confused asks "don't you folk drink blood?" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "I'm making tea"

One from the 1970's . . . What's uptight, outta sight and in the groove?

A tampon.

I hear they’re making a movie about the invention of the tampon. It’s a period piece.

How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask which period it comes from.

If SpongeBob is absorbent and lives in bikini bottom then I'm pretty sure that makes him a tampon

How to embarrass an archaeologist: hand them a used tampon and ask, "which period is this from?"

A Vampire walks into a bar.... And orders a cup of hot water from the bartender. Upon hearing this request the bartender asks "Why just water?" To which the Vampire, pulls out a used tampon and replies "I'm making tea."

Tampax have announced they will be removing the string from the tampon and replacing it with tinsel! This will be for the Christmas period only

The UK announced it's removing tax from tampon sales. Though there will undoubtedly be strings attached.

Three vampires walk into a bar... Two of them order blood, the other asks for hot water.

The bartender says “Hot water? I thought vampires drank blood.”

The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says “I’m going to have tea!”

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask which period it came from.

What do you call a German tampon? A twatstika.

What do you call a Canadian tampon? A beaver dam

How do you know your waitress is having a rough night? She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

How to you embarrasses an archaeologist? Give him a tampon and ask what period its from.

My friend killed himself the other day... swallowed everything in his bathroom cabinet. He choked on a tampon

Three vampires walk into a bar. The first asks for a pint of blood.

The second asks for blood on the rocks.

The third asks for hot water and as the bartender is about to ask why the vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "I'm just gonna have a tea."

How can you tell when a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.

My history teacher found a tampon He's still trying to figure out what period it's from.

How do you confuse an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it's from.

How does a black women know if she is pregnant? When she pulls out the tampon , the cotton is already picked.

Does anyone know much about history I found a used tampon today and wondered what period it came from

How does a black women know if she's pregnant? All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.