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Funniest Technology Jokes

My grandpa said "your life revolves too much around technology. Then I said, "no, yours does." Then I unplugged his life support.

EDIT: Came back from school to this! R.I.P Inbox!

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I was talking to my grandfather When he said
"your generation relies too much on technology"
I then said
" no grandpa yours does"
Then I unplugged his life support.

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Modern technology has never matched the simplicity and grace of the traditional pen. In fact, you could say that there is still no e-quill.

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My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “No, your generation relies too much on technology!”

Then I unplugged his life support.

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My Grandmother said I was too 'reliant' on technology. I called her a hypocrite and unplugged her life support.

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“Your generation relies too much on technology!” My Grandpa told me, “your generation relies too much on technology!” I told him, “no, your generation relies too much on technology!” Then, I unplugged his life support.

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Your generation relies too much on technology. My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

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"Your generation is too reliant on technology," my grandfather said to me. "No, YOUR generation is too reliant on technology!" I said as I pulled the plug of his life support in order to further prove my point.

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My grandpa says my generation relies too much on technology. I said "No grandpa. Yours does" and then I unplugged his life support.

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My grandfather's last words.. My Grandfather said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

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I used to work in restaurants before switching to information technology... ... The biggest difference is that the phrase "my server went down on me" is no longer a good thing.

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I'm beginning to worry about my obsession with technology. I told my doctor, "I think I'm addicted to Twitter."
He replied, "I don't follow you."

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My Grandfather told me my generation is to reliant on technology. I told him, "no Grandpa, yours does." Then I unplugged his life support.

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My Grandpa said, " Your generation relies too much on technology. I'm doing you a favor" as he tossed my phone into the toilet. I laughed, and replied "No Grandpa, but yours does," as I unplugged his life support.

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The atomic bomb was seen as a marvel of weapons technology by the Japanese. It blew them all away.

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I bought a new set of Electric Garden Trimmers. They're cutting-hedge technology.

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New technology uses bacteria to power a laptop I guess you could say the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the dell

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My grandpa always had it had on my generation... My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!"

I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!"

I then proceeded to unplug his life support.

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My grandpa told me My grandpa told me: "Your generation relies too much on technology".
So I replied: "No , your generation relies too much on technology" as I unplugged his life support.

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Knives are extremely advanced They are all cutting edge technology

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My grandfather said, "Your generation relies too much on technology." I replied, "No, *your* generation relies too much on technology" and turned off his life support.

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My grandpa told me that my generation relies too much on technology So I unplugged his life support

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My Grandpa said, your generation relies way too much on technology and then unplugged my phone. I said no, your generation relies too much on technology and unplugged his life support.

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My grandpa said ur generation relies too much on technology! I said, " no your generation relies too much on technology!" Then... I unplugged his life support

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It's really nice to see Churches embrace internet technology during this pandemic. Our priest even bought my son his own Webcam.

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My grandfather told me my generation is too dependent on technology. I said, "No grandpa, your generation is too dependent on technology." Then I unplugged his life support.

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Next Battlefield map set in Nepal. It's made using groundbreaking technology.

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The tragedy of Canada The tragedy of Canada is that they had the opportunity to have British culture, French cuisine, and American technology. Instead, they developed British cuisine, American culture, and French technology.

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What do you call an innovation in scissors? Cutting-edge technology

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My girlfriend complained that there should be more women in technology So I put her in my new smart fridge

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What do you call a major advancement made by an emo? Cutting edge technology.

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My grandpa told me, "You millennials are too dependent on technology... .. so I plugged out his life support

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So I was visiting my elderly neighbor the other day and he told me something: He said "Your generation is too dependant on technology."

I replied with "No your generation is." Then I unplugged his life support.

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I hear North Korea is coming out with some new cloning technology... I can't wait to meet Kim Jong-deux.

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What do you call a robotic emo that likes dark humor. Cutting edge technology

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My grandpa always had it hard on this generation... My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!"

I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!"

I then proceeded to unplug his life support.

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My granddad always did say that we were too reliant on technology... I replied, "No, you are grandpa." As I unplugged his life support

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How is the United States and frozen food the same? Kim Jong Un doesn't have the technology to nuke either of them.

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My grandfather said, "Your generation relies too much on technology." I replied, "Yours does too." As I turned off his life support...

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Scientists have now developed technology that allows them to build jewellery from subatomic particles Reporters are calling the breakthrough pioneering

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For people saying that apple is behind in the foldabe smartphone technology, they have already released it the previous year It just takes a lot more effort.

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Apple's technology is finally ahead of other companies' for once I mean they've been making foldable phones since like 2014

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My gradpa always said I rely too much on technology. Now he's on life support. Ha.

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With modern technology, we can put an AI into a pen with pigs. Then the pen has intelligence, and life forms But sadly, no bacon.

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My grandad said that my generation relies too much on technology So I replied back and said "No, your generation relies too much on technology"

So I unplugged his life support

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A CTO tells her programmers at work the same thing she tells her pregnant teenage daughter. Just push it out and get feedback, or terminate the project.

CTO: chief technology officer.

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I was once in a music group called, "Fat Technology Geeks". We've since updated our name to: "Broadband".

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My grandpa told me that my generation relies too much on technology... I told him: No grandpa, your does. Then I unplugged his life support.

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Technology... Two guys... Hey do you think that someday technology will replace paper?... Well I think it will be quite hard to wipe with a tablet...

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A company has developed a piece of technology that is putting plumbers out of business A pair of boots that get sewage all over my carpet by themselves!

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I make fun of my parents for not knowing how to use new technology But then again, I googled how to boil an egg

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My grandfather once told me, "your generation is too reliant on technology." So I said, "No, your generation is too reliant on technology!" and unplugged his life support.

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What do you call a lawn mower that operates on its own? Cutting-hedge technology

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You know those Chairlifts on stairs for older people? Apparently they're made with nana-technology. (Thank my father for that one)

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Did you hear about the new bread-crust remover? It uses cutting edge technology

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I'm really pleased to see a surge of interest in Information Technology. Some of the most popular videos on YouTube right now are about IT!

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So I heard of new technology recently. It's called a headphone jack.

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What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology? It was a little over their heads

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What technology are old people better at using than young people? Life support.

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