Telephone Jokes

My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans... I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but look at what kids your age make in China!"

My 7-year-old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans.... I pulled out my cellphone and said, "That's nice, but look at what kids your age make in China!"

A telephone rang. "Hello! Is your phone number 444-4444?" "Yes, it is," came the reply.

"Thank Goodness! Could you call 911 for me? I super-glued my finger to the phone."

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow? A Chinese telephone.



Wing wing. Arrow?

What has 2 wings and 1 Arrow ? A Chinese telephone

Wing

Wing

Arrow?




(posted this last year got some good feedback)

What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone.

"Wing wing".

"Halo?"

So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we’re having a baby... My name, address and telephone number.

What has two wings and an arrow? A Chinese telephone.


“Wing Wing”

“Arrow”

What was more important than the invention of the first telephone? The second telephone.

My girlfriend kept insisting that I give her a ring... It took a while to get comfortable with the idea \(it was a really big decision for me\), but finally I got enough courage to dial the number and have an actual telephone conversation with her.

What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese man on the telephone. Wing wing, halo?

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke? My Favorite,
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

My 9-year-old nephew showed me with pride the "Telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans.... I pulled out my cellphone and said, "That's nice, but look at what kids your age make in japan !"

What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese man's telephone

What has two wings and an arrow? A Chinese telephone!

Wing wing, arrow?

Mother receives a telephone call from school telling her they are sending home her son for peeing in the swimming pool. "But everyone does that," she says.
"Not from the top diving board, they don't."

What is a telephone's favorite color? Green green, green green

It's so sad... that trees look at telephone poles, and think that being tall and skinny is the only way to get people talking.

What are the three fastest forms of communication? Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

What's the time difference..? A blonde called a telephone operator.

Blonde: “Could you tell me the time difference between Singapore and London?”

Operator: “Just a minute…”

Blonde : “Thank you” *puts down the phone*

How did the blonde burn her ear? The telephone rang while she was ironing.

Who was Alexander Graham Bellski? The first telephone Pole

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring.

Chuck Norris jokes When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

What are the three fastest methods of communication? Telegraph

Telephone

Tell a woman

I got 6 numbers at the bar last night... One more and it would have been a complete telephone number.

(special thanks to Kevin Malone)

I saw people putting notes at the bottom of a telephone pole. I asked them what they were doing and one person said: "We are putting comments under this post."

Telephone - Funny Joke A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.

"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"

"Wrong number," replied the girl.

So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we’re having a baby. So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we’re having a baby. For instance my name, address and telephone number!

Trump is banning telephone calls to and from the middle east I can't believe our president created the teleban!

Hawaiian Punch has a new telephone number. It's the Punch line.

How did Mr.telephone prospose Miss telephone? He just gave her a ring.

Does the telephone remind you of anything? No, but it rings a bell

TIL that immediately after Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he learned that he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

A couple weeks ago I saw a sign on a telephone pole that said "learn guitar in 30 days." I can't wait. Just a few more days and I'll be able to play the guitar.

What does everyone named "John Smith" in the telephone book have in common? A telephone

Why aren't there any telephone books in China? Because, there are so many Wings and Wongs, you might Wing the Wong number.

My daughter is making a documentary on the invention of the telephone, for a school project. I remember the time I did that, in middle school.

Rings A Bell.

I was going to post a telephone joke here But I realized that would be completely uncalled for