Thesaurus Jokes

I just bought a thesaurus and when I got it home, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.

My buddy gave me a terrible thesaurus. It was terrible.

I received a thesaurus in the mail today, but when I opened it all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.

I bought a cheap thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

My new thesaurus is terrible. It's also terrible.

I bought a thesaurus but when I got home I discovered that all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.

I bought a thesaurus at a store today. Brought it home to find all the pages were blank... I have no words to describe how angry I am

I just bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find out all the pages are blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.

I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

Just bought a thesaurus and when I looked, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am!

The first rule about Thesaurus club is that you do not talk, speak, prattle, whisper, chatter, mumble, rant, articulate, babble, describe, divulge, drone, confer, deliberate, squeal, or converse about Thesaurus Club.

I just swallowed a dictionary... It gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had,

Not only is my new thesaurus bad... It's also bad

I bought the worst thesaurus today Not only is it terrible, but it's also terrible.

To whoever stole my thesaurus... To whoever stole my thesaurus, you made my day bad. I hope bad things happen to you. You're a bad person.

Donald Trump's Thesaurus is so bad... it's also bad.

I once swallowed a dictionary It gave me thesaurus throat I ever had

My new thesaurus is terrible in fact I'd go as far to say that it's terrible

I just bought a thesaurus I just bought a thesaurus from the book store, however when I got home I found that all the pages were blank! I have no words to describe how angry I am.

The first rule of Thesaurus Club is you do not talk about, name, hint at, refer to, discuss, or mention Thesaurus Club.

I ate a dictionary I got thesaurus throat I’ve ever had

So I got a thesaurus for Christmas... but it is nothing to write house about.

First Rule of Thesaurus Club: You don't talk, discuss, converse, speak, chat, confer, deliberate, gab, or gossip about Thesaurus Club.

I got a thesaurus the other day, but all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am!

I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

My Dad got me a thesaurus for Christmas last year But when I opened it every single page was blank.
I didn't have the words to describe how angry I was.

What's another word for dinosaur? thesaurus

The first rule of thesaurus club is... You do not talk, speak, communicate, orate, or converse about thesaurus club

Some one has stolen my thesaurus. I can't find the words to describe how angry i am.

I just lost my thesaurus. Not only am I mad, but I'm also mad.

my thesaurus got here yesterday. But when I opened it, it was blank inside. I have no words for how angry I am.

I spend my spare time reading the Thesaurus... because the mind is a terrible thing to garbage.

i bought the worst thesaurus in the world yesterday, not only is it terrible, it's terrible!

I've been studying the thesaurus lately... because the mind is a terrible thing to garbage.

Bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find all the pages blank I have no words to describe how angry I am.

What dinosaur is known by many names A Thesaurus

My new thesaurus just came in Not only is it terrible but it's also terrible

The first rule of the thesaurus club is that you do not talk, prattle, whisper, chatter, mumble, rant, babble, describe, divulge, confer, deliberate, squeal, converse or gossip about the thesaurus club.

I got a new thesaurus. It's terrible. On top of that, it's also terrible.