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My son wanted me to buy him GTA
When I got to the store, I couldn't remember the title. So I told the guy "it's the game where the black guy drives cars round drunk, and shags loads of women"
He gave me a copy of tiger woods PGA golf
I wish I was Tiger Woods... 18 holes a day, and he still finds the time for golfing.
Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing? In case he gets a hole in one.
What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods? One of them has a good driver.
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
I'm not a professional caddy or anything.... but I think Tiger Woods probably should've used a driver.
What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods? Tiger Woods has a better driver
What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger Woods has a better driver
Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two? In case he got a hole in one.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops after three ho's.
What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stopped at 3 Ho's
What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops after three hos.
What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at three Ho's.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger Woods had a better driver!
Why did Tiger Woods stop winning golf tournaments? Because he stopped cheating
What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops after three ho's
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops at three ho's.
What is the best thing about Tiger Woods' arrest? A black man in America finally survived a traffic stop. Progress!
What's the difference between a golf ball and a Cadillac? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 100 yards without hitting a tree.
When interviewing the police officers involved in Tiger Woods' arrest, they told how they came to suspect he was under the influence. "Simple" The officer responded. "It was the straightest drive he's had in years. We knew right away something was up."
What is the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at 3 ho’s.
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods? Tigers got a much better driver
What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops after 3 ho's...
What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at 3 ho's.
What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops at three Ho's
Tiger Woods was arrested for DUI... he was three shots over.
What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?
Santa stops at three hoes.
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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?
Santa Claus stops after three ho's.
I don't claim... heard from a colleague of mine.
What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops at 3 ho's
Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods? Tiger Woods has a better driver.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and an amateur golfer? Only one of them gets convicted for reckless driving
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops at 3 hoes
Difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana Tiger Woods has a better driver
What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stopped at three ho's.
What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at three ho's
What STD Does Tiger Woods have? Golf clap
Since Tiger Woods is back in the news and it's the holiday season....
What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?
Santa stopped at 3 ho's
Did you hear tiger woods got arrested? Should have used his driver.
I'm not surprised Tiger Woods to get arrested for a DUI... ...he hasn't been driving straight since 2009.
Tiger Woods went to the Virgin Islands It is now called just the Islands.
A lion wouldn’t shop at a Food Lion. But a tiger woods.
What did Tiger Woods give his mistress? Golf clap
You got gonnorhea from Tiger Woods? *Golf clap.*
What did Tiger Woods give his ex-wife before she dumped him? Golf clap.
After more than a decade, Tiger Woods finally won a Masters. Looks like he's finally on the straight and narrow
Tiger Woods won the Masters in 18 holes today. He’s going to win 18 holes tonight.
Tiger woods was being interviewed about his dalliances
Reporter: How many women did you sleep with?
Tiger: nine.
Reporter: Wow that half a round of golf?
Tiger: Full round actually, your forgetting about the back nine.
What’s the difference between between Santa ang Tiger Woods? Santa stops at 3 ho’s
What’s the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stopped after three hoes.
Why did Tiger Woods retire? Because 18 holes wasn't enough.
What's the dress code at any event involving Tiger Woods? Black Thai
When Tiger Woods was pulled over by the police, they asked him how many pills he had taken... ... He yelled "FOUR!"
Why has it taken so long for the cops to catch Tiger Woods for DUI? He hasn't been able to drive straight for at least five years
Tiger Woods was pulled over and given a sobriety test.
He would have passed but withdrew 1/2 way through.
*edited for word superfluous word removal.
Irony Out of all the 9 irons, pitching wedges, and sand wedges tiger woods has.. you'd think he has a driver that works
Tiger Woods hit 18 holes day And still had time to play golf
What do you call tea and lemonade? It depends... Just tea and lemonade is called an Arnold Palmer. If you add vodka to it, then it's called John Daly. If you drink too many John Dalys and get pulled over, it's called a Tiger Woods.
Tiger Woods was found driving under the influence Before you know it he will be putting under the influence.
Why did Tiger Woods get a DUI? Because his driver was off.
What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops after three HOs.
What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops after the third 'Ho'
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