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Funniest Tire Jokes

What do you call a tire made out of 365 recycled condoms? A Goodyear

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What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.

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How many Broncos does it take to change a tire? One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.

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What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? Ones a Goodyear while the others a great year.

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What do you do with 365 used condoms? Roll them up into a tire and call it a Goodyear!

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What's the difference between a car tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear, one's a great year.

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What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year.

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I fondly remember our childhood when Dad used to roll us down the hill in a tire. Those were the Good Years.

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Got my girlfriend today while airing up a tire Her- "Why in the world did they start charging for AIR?!"

Me- "Inflation"

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What do you do with 365 used condoms? Melt them down, make a tire and call it a Goodyear.

(Yes, I have been waiting till the end of the year to write this)

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle? A tire!

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What’s the difference between a poorly-dress man on a bicycle, and a well dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.

Actually wait, there’s two differences.

Attire, and a tire.

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What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

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What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear, the other's a great year.

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What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear, the other is a great year.

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What do you do with 365 used condoms? Melt them down, turn them into a tire, call it a Good/Year.

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How many feminists does it take to change a tire? One, men can also be feminists

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A man is with his wife who's filling up their flat tire with air... "Since when do you need to pay to fill up a tire?" says the wife.


"I don't know," replies the husband. "But I'm sure it has something to do with inflation."

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What do you do with 365 used condoms? Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

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What is the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The other is a great year.

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I had a happy childhood my Dad would put me inside a tire and roll me down a hill, they were Goodyears.

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What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

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Louis CK helped me change a flat tire. All I had to do was watch him jack it.

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How many NASCAR fans does it take to change a tire? None - they took the wheels off their homes years ago.

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What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.

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What do you with 365 used rubbers? Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

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What do you call clothes for a car? A tire.

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What do you call a feminist with a flat tire? Stranded.

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Whats the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear and the other was a great year

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What do you do with 365 used condoms? Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

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Louis CK isn't all bad... He helped me change a flat tire and all I had to do was watch him jack it!

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I was having a bad day and then I played a country song in reverse... My tire on my truck got fixed, my wife apologized for cheating and came back, I didn’t run out of beer and got back on to an asphalt road!

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Husband and Wife are like 2 tires of a vehicle. If one punctures, the vehicle can no longer move further. Moral of the story: always keep a spare tire.

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What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The other is a GREAT year.

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What’s the difference between a car tire and 300 blow jobs? One’s a Goodyear the other is a great year.

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What do you call 365 condoms recycled into a tire? A good year.

*sound of crickets*

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What's the difference between a snow tire and a black person? A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

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Why is everyone always telling me to invest in a retirement program? If I have them rotated every 6000 miles like I'm supposed to I shouldn't have to re-tire in the first place.

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Why did the tire roll across the road? Because it didn’t have legs.

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The car dealership near me is having a fall deal: “You heard it here folks, it’s back, free pumpkin spiced oil changes with every tire change!”

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What’s the difference between a tire and a joke? One is a tire and the other is satire

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I was so relieved when I found a tire service shop. It really is the best place to take a leak.

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What’s the one vegetable you wish you bought when you have a flat tire? Asparagus.

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2017 did not tire me It was a Goodyear™

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What was the difference between the dead lawyer and the dead cat on the side of the road? The cat had tire marks before it.

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If someone drops a tire on themselves does it count as being run over? No, but you could say he was just *tired*.

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Why do unicyclists dress well? Because they're good on a tire.

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I got a flat tire I should of brought asparagus

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Chinese guy at work says... Canada's national food is hot dogs in front of Canadian Tire

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What's the difference between a snake and a politician, found dead on the road? There are tire marks before the snake

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What's the difference between a Good Year Tire and 365 used condoms? One is a good year
The other is a great year!

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Why did the game show host's tire pop? It was the wheel of misfortune!

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what did the libertarian say after I changed his flat tire? I did it all by myself, without any help from anyone.

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You know what they say in the tire industry? Have a good year!

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What's the difference between a tire and 365 condoms? One is a good year, the other is a great year.

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it's hard to retire if you are in the tire business it seems like you have more work to do.

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