Toad Jokes

What happened to the frog who parked illegally? he got toad

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear? Open Toad sandals...

I'll show myself out - thank you

What happens when you double park your frogs? They get toad!

What happens when a frogs car breaks down? IT GETS TOAD!

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked? Toad.

A frog parked his car in the handicapped spot. It got toad.

What happens to a frog that parks illegally? He gets toad.

What do you call a frog in the no parking zone? Toad

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad

What happened to the frog that parked illegally? He got Toad.

What happens when a frog parks illegally? He gets Toad

What happens after a frogs car breaks down? It gets toad away

You hear what happened to the frog's car? It got toad.

Frog parking only. All others will be toad.

Toad was always my favorite Mario character He just seems like a fungi.

A frog is sitting on a lily pad in the middle of what is clearly a river. He shouts to a toad on the shore, "Hey, look at me, I'm on a lake!" The toad yells back, "Naw man, you're in de-nile"

What happened to the illegally parked frog? It got toad away.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad away.

Why did Melania blow Donald Trump? She thought if she kissed a toad he'd finally become a prince.

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom? Because it's a toad's tool.

Why was the frog taking the bus? Because his car got toad.

What happens when frogs park illegally? ...They get toad.

What happened to the frog’s car? It got toad.

What’s the difference between a car and a frog? A frog can’t be toad

Sir, your frog is illegally parked, move it imediately or it will be toad.

What happens when a frog illegally parks? He gets toad.

What does a frog wear on it’s feet? Open toad shoes

What happened to the frog's illegally parked car? It got toad away

What happens to a frog's car when it break down? It gets toad away

What type of sandals do frogs wear? Open-toad!

We were dissecting toads in lab... When I accidentally dropped mine onto my feet. I tried to hide it, but the instructor saw and made me leave for wearing open toad shoes.

I hit a frog driving down the highway Had to get my car toad

What do you call and illegally parked frog? Toad.

When a frog parks illegaly, They get toad.

People say toad has no gender But he is a fun guy

What happens when a frog parks illegally? It gets toad.

What happened to the frog when he parked in the wrong parking spot? He got toad

Why didn't Toad get an invitation to Mario's Party? Because even though he's a fun guy there isn't much room.

Frog's Car!!! What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.