Too Soon Jokes

These Bowling Green Massacre jokes are too soon Out of respect, we should at least wait until it takes place.

No joke will ever be too soon for Joan Rivers thread. Joan Rivers died doing what she loved to do best. Surgery.

People say that Steve Jobs died too soon. But I think his death was a fitting metaphor for apples attitude to battery life.

It's too soon to make jokes about the Sweden Terror Attack We should wait for it to happen first.

Ferguson joke. Too soon? Black guy walks into a bar in Ferguson. Says to the bartender, "Give me a Michael Brown." Bartender says "Ok. Put up your hands." the gave him six shots.

Why wouldn't JFK be a good boxer? He can't take a shot to the head....


Too soon?

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

I went to a premature ejaculaters anonymous but nobody was there. I guess I came too soon.

Is it too soon for Michael Brown jokes? Thought I would give it a shot.

Is it too soon to joke about the mars rover? There is way too many good puns for it to be a missed opportunity.

Is it too soon to say a Hurricane Harvey joke Or should I just wait for everything to blow over?

People say Steve Jobs died too soon. But I think its a fitting metaphor for his company's attitude to battery life.

It's probably too soon for Ebola jokes on here... ...but when the time comes, I bet they're gonna be killer.

Who hits Houston harder? Bobby Brown or Hurricane Harvey.

~Probably too soon.

Is it too soon for a Robin Williams Joke? It's been a few weeks, so I think the waters are safe for this joke I told my cousin:


David Carradine and Robin Williams are in heaven, Carradine looks at Williams and says, "what do you mean you weren't jerking off?"

I peaked too soon in high school. I'm still sending her child support.

Rob Ford..too soon? *Some* people though it would be nice if Rob Ford could be mayor for tumor years.

Too soon maybe, but today's event are proof that men do everything better than women... Active shooter couldn't even kill anyone but herself

Chewbacca too soon joke? Anyone have any?

What did the doctor say when he couldn’t revive him? It was a wookie mistake.

I Extracted A Hostage Too Soon call that premature evacuation

People say Steve Jobs died too soon... ...I think it was a fitting metaphor for his company’s attitude to battery life.

Is it too soon for Bill Cosby jokes? Yeah, best to avoid Cosby punch lines.

People say Steve jobs died too soon But I think it’s a fitting metaphor for his company’s attitude to battery life

Alright, let's get out the "too soon" jokes about Paul Walker to get them out of our systems. I'm just saying, the stare and drive obviously didn't work this time.

People say that Steve Jobs died too soon But I think it was a fitting metaphor for his company's attitude to battery life.

-- Frankie Boyle

Probably too soon to update this, but here goes anyway. . . Twenty years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, and Aretha Franklin. Now we have no jobs, no hope, no cash, and no soul.

Is it too soon for a bill withers joke Or should we wait until after bill withers

You're not supposed to put pumpkins out in front of your house too soon before Halloween. That's called premature ejac-o-lantern.

What do Kevin Hart and a baseball team have in common? One short stop.

...a little too soon?

Probably too soon News is Robin Williams didn't commit suicide.

Apparently, he was Ru-Fi-O'd.

Too soon? How long til somebody writes a rap song about Burt Reynolds?

My mom said it's too soon to make coronavirus jokes But if we wait any longer, it'll be a disaster!

Guys biggest fear.... Too soon. Girls biggest fear.... Late.

Why do terrorist only drink insta-coffee? because they hate french press.

(I hope this isn't too soon.)

You think Elon could create a machine to save the children trapped in the US camps? Too soon?

"You're the bomb!" No, you're the bomb!" A compliment in America but an argument in the Middle East

Too soon?

Give a man a plane ticket... ...And he'll fly for a day.



Push a man from the plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.








Edit: Too soon?

A charming man walks into a bar and shouts: "THE QUEEN IS DEAD, BOYS!" The barman says: "Too soon, Morrissey"

I was going to make a joke about a minute from now... But it's too soon