Hilarious Trans Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Trans Jokes

How is a trans 4-year old like a vegan cat? We all know who’s making that decision

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One of my friends told me that ever since they changed genders, their kids won't even look at them anymore.. It's almost as if they have become trans-parent.

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Caitlyn Jenner becomes a super hero but doesn’t know what group to join... She’s still deciding whether to be an Ex-men or a Trans-former

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What does Tumblr and KFC's chicken have in common? They both contain high amounts of trans fats.

Edit: Omg guys! I didn't expect this to take off this much, thanks guys!

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I sexually identify as an invisible dad. I'm trans-parent.

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For health reasons, my doctor says I should avoid trans fats I'm gonna miss tumblr

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I COMPLETELY disagree with Trump's military trans ban... I mean, wouldn't all those attack helicopters be useful??

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I am an obese man identifying as a skinny man... I am trans-fat.

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My doctor advised me to stay away from trans fats. I guess I should really get off Tumblr

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My doctor told me to stay away from trans fats. Guess I can’t go on tumblr anymore.

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Why did EA remove gender restrictions in The Sims 4? They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions.

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My doctor told me to stay away from trans fats... But it's 2017 and I'll date who I want

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My doctor told me I should avoid trans fats So I've just deleted my Tumblr.

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Why is Tumblr so unhealthy? It's full of trans fats.

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According to my doctor it would be best for my health to stay away from trans fats I'm really gonna miss Tumblr.

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What has caused Caitlyn Jenner to put on weight? Trans fats.

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My doctor says I need to avoid trans fats I'm really going to miss Tumblr

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My doctor told me I need fewer trans fats in my life... Looks like it's time to delete Tumblr.

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Why is Caitlyn Jenner so skinny? Because the FDA just banned trans fats.

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Why can't Kylie Jenner see her mom? Because she's trans-parent

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What do you call a skinny person that identifies as obese? A trans fat

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I really identify with the trans movement... For the first 9 months of my life, I was a man trapped in a woman's body!

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What does Tumblr and KFC's chicken have in common? They both contain high amounts of trans fats.

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Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her? I guess she is trans parent now

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What’s the hottest thing about trans girls? You know they’re all squirters

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I sexually identify as an invisible dad. I am trans-parent.

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To the people comparing Rachel Dolezal pretending to be black to Caitlyn Jenner being trans... Transrachel isn't the same as transjenner.

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My doctor said I should avoid trans fats So I stopped going on tumblr

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If I'm fat but identify as thin, Does that mean that I'm trans slender?

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The murder rate among trans women of color is so high You'd think they were black guys.

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If Caitlyn Jenner was a super hero, what team would she be on? The Ex-Men or the Trans formers.

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How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.

How do you restrain a trans person?

Make the trans' vest tight.

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If Tumblr was edible It would have alot of trans fat

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My doctor told me to start avoiding trans fats So I stopped going on tumblr

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My mom became a man, and now I can’t see her anymore She’s trans parent

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I've decided to put off my gender transition surgery until after I've gotten my linguistics degree I'm a trans later

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According to my doctor, it'd be healthiest to stay away from trans fats. I'm really going to miss tumblr.

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My doctor told me to remove trans fats... Who knew removing my tumblr app would get me back to proper health?

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What do nutrition labels and tumblr have in common? They're both full of trans fats

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New Trans Jokes

What do u call a group of trans women ? Ex men

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Why did everyone want to invest in the mutual funds scheme of the transgender mother? She was very trans-parent

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What do you call a group of trans woman X men

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If my son turned out to be trans i would dissappear cuz i would be trans parent

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My local supermarket is posting messages of discrimination against overweight members of the LGBT community. "No Trans Fats"

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What do you call a road in Eastern Europe named after an old woman who thinks far too much of herself but is unsure of her gender? The Trans-Sylvia-SoVain-ian Highway

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Why are trans parents hard to spot? They're transparent

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Is it a hate crime to exclude trans fat? I prefer eating cis fat.

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What public bathroom does a Transgender person go into? The disability bathroom

Before you cry offensive I just came out as trans and this happened to me and I thought it was hilarious

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What do you call a trans person studying genetics? Transcriptase

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A transgender had a kid, and as soon as his son was born, nobody ever saw him again. He became trans-parent.

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Why was the mom of the trans man nowhere to be found during a Pride Rally? Because she's transparent

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How do LGBT people get from one end of Russia to the other without discrimination? The Trans Siberian Railroad

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What do you call a trombone that was born into the body of a trumpet? A ***TRANS***-^bone.

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My Evangelical friend is boycotting the Avengers movies, because they feature a trans gender super hero. Confused, I asked him what he meant, and he replied "because Tony Stark loves to turn into a Fe-male."

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Did you know that when a transgender person has a kid, they turn invisible? They're a trans parent.

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Even though I'm pretty skinny, I identify as an obese person... I'm trans fat.

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What do you call a boy tree that wants to be a girl tree? A Trans Plant

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I opened a store that sells waistcoats and spandex for cross-dressers. I call it “trans vest tights”.

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Why did the invisible parent have two genders? Because it was trans-parent

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What do you call an LGBT robot? A *Trans*former

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What do you call it when you used to have an invisible mom and an invisible dad, but now have two invisible dads. Trans-parent

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How did the cross-dresser rob the bank? By making a Trans-action

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Why could the little boy not see his transgender mother? Because she was trans-parent!

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"Daddy Daddy, what's a trans?" "Ask your mommy, he knows."

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Why are transgender folks so poor? Because every action is a trans-action.

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How did the window know he was adopted? He had trans parents.

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Why should you avoid tumblr when your on a diet Because, it's full of trans fats

edit add a coma

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What does Tumblr and cake have in common? They're both full of trans fats.

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Trump just announced that Trans-Genders can't serve in the Army.... ...That's what the Marines are for

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How do you call doctors that change a persons gender Trans formers

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I asked a red headed friend of mine what I could do to be just like him. His response was "You have to go through the long and tough process of becoming a redhead." So, as of today, I have started the process of being trans-gingered.

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What do you call a trans person who has children? Transparent.

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I sexually identify as a vast body of water of more than 100 million square kilometres Can I be trans-atlantic?

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What do you call a parent you can see through? Trans-parent

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As per the doctor's recommendation, I have decided to rid my diet of trans fat. Goodbye Tumblr!

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I like my women like i like my fats: Trans.

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If Caitlyn Jenner was a superhero.. she would be with the Ex-men. Or trans-Formers.

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Saturated fats, unsaturated fats.. Even trans fats! It's quite the progressive age, my friends.

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What does a transgender prostitute charge for their service? A trans-action fee.

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A boys father wore a see-through dress He was trans-parent

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[Fat Joke] What do you call a fat that went from being a saturated fat to and unsaturated fat? A Trans-Fat

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You think you're special because you suddenly don't identify as male or female? The Siberian Orchestra has identified as 'trans' for over 20 years.

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What do you call an overweight crossdresser? Trans fat.

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My nutritionist told me to avoid Trans Fats I'm gonna miss Tumblr so much.

EDIT: Execution.

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Edward G Robinsons father became a woman, and his mother became a man. He has been very open discussing this. He has trans parents, see

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Why couldn't the gender confused teen see zer mother Because she was trans-parent

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My sexually ambiguous child just handed me some money. It was a trans-action.

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Why don't computers have any brothers? They are all trans-sisters.

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Alternate Lyrics: I kissed a Trans and I liked it. The taste of her hairy lap stick.

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I just started a non-cis dating website. You know. For people interested in Trans-Specific Partnerships.

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Trumps first week in office proves he's a bigot. I mean its only been 3 days and he's fighting trans partnership.

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What do you call someone who dyes their hair red? Trans-ginger

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What crime do trans gender people commit? Male fraud

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Why did MacDonald's ban Tumblr? Because they don't serve Trans-Fats.

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I just got the strangest offer from my boss, today. He'll give me 50% of the company, but only if I get the surgery to become a woman. It was a trans-specific partnership.

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For a second I wasn't sure if I should give my patient a blue toothbrush or a pink toothbrush. It was a trans-in-dental moment.

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What do you call a gender confused cactus that relocates to another country? A trans plant.

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I am thin but I identify as fat.. ..I am Trans Fat.

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Quick question to all the trans-people out there. If a trans-person has a child, does it make them trans-parent?

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