Triangle Jokes

I would like to put on record my appreciation for the guys who play the triangle in orchestras. Thanks for every ting.

Why is the Toblerone chocolate shaped like a triangle? So that it'll fit inside the box.

New study shows bodies found from the Bermuda Triangle all died from heat exhaustion... ...everyone knows its 180 degrees inside a triangle, I don't know why people even bother traveling through it.

I used to play the triangle in a reggae band. I would stand at the back, doing my ting.

What newspaper does a triangle read? ...the *hypotenews*

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ? A triangle has three points

What is the difference between Germany and the bermuda triangle? The bermuda triangle has three points.

What kind kind of triangle is a tortilla chip? An i-salsa-les triangle

Where did the square go after killing the triangle? To prism.

A horse walks into a bar and says, “On a right-angled triangle with sides X, Y and Z, if X and Z are perpendicular, which side is opposite the right angle?” The bartender says, “Y, the long face.”

Why did the obtuse triangle go to the beach? Because it was more than 90 degrees.

What did the triangle say to the circle? Why are you so pointless?

A triangle says to a circle: You're pointless. Then the circle says back: That's how I roll.

A pharaoh makes a reservation in a restaurant: "Can I reserve a table for two?"

"Sure just give me a name."

"Semerkhet."

"Would you spell it for me?"

"Bird, double triangle, wavy line, another bird, dog head, sun, scarab..."

The bermuda triangle used to be known as the bermuda rectangle, until one of the sides mysteriously vanished.

What kind of animal lives in a triangle Hippotenuse

I had to give up my job as the triangle player in a reggae band It was just one ting after another

I used to play the triangle in a reggae band i had to leave, it was just one ting after the other.

Pythagoras walks into a bar... muttering, he says, 'If a right-angled triangle has a short side, X, a long side, Y, and hypotenuse, Z, then the square of Z must be equal to the sum of the square of X and the square of, erm... uh...'

The barman says, 'Y, the long face?

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square? Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

I went to see a concert performance by the Royal Bermuda Philharmonic orchestra... Half way through the first symphony, the triangle player vanished...

What kind of church does a triangle attend? Anglican.

I used to play the triangle in a reggae band ...but I left because it was just one ting after another.

I used to play the triangle in a reggae band back in the day..... But it was one ting after the other

[garden of eden] **Snake:** Pssst! want an apple?

**Eve:** No thanks, I do not sin.

**Snake:** What's the length of the opposite side of a 30° right triangle with a hypotenuse of 20?

**Eve:** 10

**Snake:** Thanksss

**Adam:** How did you calculate that?

**Eve:** Oh no.

What did the triangle say to the circle? You're so pointless.

Calculated the angle in the triangle to be 45 degrees I think that's about half right

If you made a triangle with sticks... would it be twigonometry?

What do you get if you give a triangle vodka? A rectangle

A circle accidentally shot a square... his triangle buddy said, "Well, i guess he's poly-gone."

I was in a love triangle with my girlfriend and a tool. I told her she had to choose. Me or him. She chose the ladder.

Q: Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle? A: They were right for each other

A circle went to a party uninvited "This party is only for shapes with edges. You cannot be here.", said the triangle.

The circle replied, sipping his drink, "I know. That's just how I roll."

What do you call a triangle that got OWNED? A rectangle.

It is a little known fact that the Bermuda Triangle used to be called the Bermuda Rectangle.Until one side mysteriously disappeared.

I got a job as a Triangle player in a Reggae band. I just stand in the back and ting.

What did the triangle say to the circle? "You're pointless."

A horse walks into a bar and says: 'On a right triangle with sides X, Y, and Z, if X and Z are perpendicular, which side is opposite the right angle?' The bartender says Y, the long face.

A triangle was talking to a circle Triangle: you're pointless.

Circle: I know, that's how I roll.