Umbrella Jokes

I lent my umbrella to a hot girl yesterday. That takes the number of girls i've made wet this year to -1

I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.

I lent my umbrella to a hot girl yesterday. That takes the number of girls I’ve made wet this year to -1.

My girlfriend told me, "I need it! I'm so wet! Give it to me, now!" I told her she can scream all she wants, she's not getting my umbrella

I like to imagine the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the ‘brella’... But he hesitated...

My wife screamed, "Give it to me! I'm so f*cking wet! Give it to me now! But she can scream all she wants, I'm not giving her the umbrella

"Give it to me,"She begged. "I'm so wet! Give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella.

So today my wife was screaming “Give it to me, I’m so wet! give it to me!” She can scream all she wants but the umbrella is mine.

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella? There was a Lil Wayne outside

Asked my iPhone, “Surely I don’t need an umbrella today?”. Siri replied “Yes, and don’t call me Shirley”. Turns out I left Airplane mode on.

I lent a hot girl my umbrella while it was raining That takes the amount of girls I've made wet to -1

What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella? Wet.




Source: me, now.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? For drizzle.

A teacher asks class to draw and colour a duck holding an umbrella She notices Jerry colouring his duck blue and asks "where did you see a blue duck?" He replies "where did you see a duck holding an umbrella?"

So broccoli was having a conversation with some of his friends... The broccoli said: "I look like a tree!"

The mushroom said: "I look like an umbrella!"

The walnut said: "I look like a brain!"

The banana said: "Can we please change the subject?"

Why does Snoop Dog use an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle.

Why did Snoop Dogg bust out an umbrella? Fo drizzle

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Bonus: Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

-Fo' Drizzle

Why does Snoop Dogg carry a umbrella? Fo' drizzle

I gave a girl my umbrella today That makes the number of girls I've made wet - 1

I lent a girl an umbrella that makes the people I've made wet this year -1

I lent my umbrella to a hot girl yesterday And that brings the number of girls I’ve made wet this year to a solid -1

I lent an umbrella to girl yesterday. It makes the total number of girls I have made wet this year to -1.

How can four people go out with only one umbrella and not get wet? It isn’t raining.

Broccoli: Hey, I look like a tree. Mushroom: Wow, I look just like an umbrella.
Walnut: I look exactly like a brain.
Banana: Man, can we change the topic please?

I borrowed my umbrella to a girl That makes the number of girls I got wet this year equal to -1.

Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella? Fo drizzle

What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for? Fo Drizzle!

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo drizzle

"Give it to me! Give it to me! I'm so wet!" She screamed. "No," I replied, "it's my umbrella."

I lent my umbrella to a hot girl today That brings the total number of girls I’ve made wet this year to -1!

Why does Snoop Dog always carry an umbrella? Fo' drizzle

On a rainy night , a man says to his girl. "Here, take this umbrella and get home safely." The girl asks, "What about you 😢 ?" The man says I'll take the taxi

Mr. Trump told his servant to water the plant outside the house The servant said, "But sir, it's raining outside"

Mr. Trump replied, "Can't you use the umbrella?"

Why does snoop dog always have an umbrella? Fo Drizzle

Why does Snoop Dog use an umbrella? Fo drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? For Drizzle.

Why does the snoop dog bring an umbrella? Why does the snoop dog bring an umbrella?
For the drizzle