Unique Jokes

Always remember you're unique Just like everyone else

A classic from my grandfather. How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it.


How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Tame way. Unique up on it.

I have a rather unique talent. You can give me any girl's name and I know a song for that name. Try me!

How do you catch a unique bird? Unique up on it.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it.

How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way! Unique up on it!

How do you catch a calm rabbit?
Calm on, tame way! Unique up on it!

They say everyone is unique... Isn't that a bit of a generalization?

When I was a little girl, I had a unique medical condition that required me to eat play-doh three times a day to survive. I was very lucky that my older brother informed me about it and made sure I did it, or I might not be here today.

My friend has a unique ability; he can always tell if there are lions near by. He's got a great sense of pride.

How do you catch a unique Tiger? Unique up on it.

How do you catch a tame tiger?

Tame way.

Yo mama so fat all her toes have their own unique zipcodes!

How do you catch a unique horse? Unique up on it.

A coworker of mine dated a psychic He told me she was very unique and well cultured.
I asked if she was a rare medium, well-done?

How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up behind them

How do you catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way you catch a unique one

How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it!!
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way. Unique up on it.

A black man walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says "thats a unique species where did you get it?" "I got it from Africa," said the parrot.

So apparently the new fashion trend of the day is to stick chewed gum in your hair It's a unique look but it's hard to pull off.

Catching rabbits How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it.

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Tame way, unique up on it.

How do you catch a common rabbit?

Comm-on, tame way, unique up on it.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? *You 'neak up on him.*

**How do you catch a tame rabbit?**

*The tame way!*

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How do you catch a rare bird? Unique up on em!

People are like snowflakes. They are all unique and if to many are piled up on the road it’s hard to drive.

how do you... **how do you catch a unique rabbit?**

unique up on him.

**how do you catch a tame unique rabbit?**

tame way, unique up on him.

How do you catch a unique creature? Unique up on it.

how do you catch a unique cat? unique up on it.

(im sorry)

My teacher told me that I am unique But when I told my mom what my teacher said she replied," Sweetie, just because you are autistic doesn't make you special".

How do you shoot a unique deer? You-neak up on it and shoot it.


Credit: Grandpa Clifford

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You 'neek up on it.

Wanna know how to catch a tame rabbit too?
The tame way.

A pianist was trying to be unique by lying down on the floor and playing the piano simultaneously during a concert. Needless to say, he was flat.

Why does Edam have such a unique taste? Because it's made backwards

How do you catch a unique bird? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bird? Tame way you caught the unique bird.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him.


How do you catch a tame unique rabbit?
Tame thing.... You unique up on him too.

How did you catch a one of a kind animal? Unique up on it.

How do you catch a unique squirrel? Unique up on it...

How do you catch a tame squirrel?

Tame way.

How do you catch a peculiar rabbit? Unique up on it.

My Father called my entire family out of bed to hear this joke, so you guys better enjoy it "How do you catch a unique rabbit?"

Unique up on it!

"How do you catch a tame rabbit?"

Tame way! Unique up on it!

I honestly groaned when he told it...

I have a new starter business idea that's going to go viral! It's a unique product, created by harvesting the eggs from dead women… I'm calling it: Cadaviar.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him!
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How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Da tame way!!

My friend told me that he is a unique, one of a kind person and not just a statistic. Turns out that 1 person in every 100 believes this about themselves.

When you feel down, remember you’re unique Just like everyone else!

Seeing Republicans act the same way they made fun of Democrats for acting 4 years ago has taught me That every snowflake is unique ❄️

Mom I forgot. Am I special or unique? No son. You're retarded.