Hilarious Vietnamese Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Vietnamese Jokes

My grandpa went to Vietnam and he shot and killed dozens of North Vietnamese singlehandedly. We are going on vacation somewhere else next year.

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Four men walk into an upmarket bar... One is Malaysian, one Laotian, one Burmese and the other Vietnamese. As they walk in, the doorman stops them and says, "sorry gentlemen, I can't let you in without a Thai."

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Why's it a good idea to have a threesome with 2 Vietnamese girls? It's usually a Nguyen/Nguyen.

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A Vietnamese couple met on Match.com and it turns out they complement each other perfectly You might say it's a Nguyen-Nguyen situation

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My Vietnamese friends just got married. They have the same common last name, so neither of them needed to change anything. You could say it's a Nguyen-Nguyen situation.

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What do you call a threesome with two Vietnamese chicks? A Nguyen-Nguyen situation.

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Why do most Vietnamese people seem like male prostitutes? Because they pay for everything with their Dongs

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Making a joke in 2019 is like taking a hike through a Vietnamese forest You never know what you’re going to set off

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I am going to start a website to review Vietnamese restaurants. It's going to be called Friend or Pho.

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This Vietnamese couple I knew got married... Luckily for them they shared the same last name so it wasn't a big hassle for either of them. It was a Nguyễn-Nguyễn situation.

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My granddad went to Vietnam and singlehandedly fought and injured 30 North Vietnamese. Next year, we are vacationing somewhere else.

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What do you get when you cross a Vietnamese person, and an African American? Vinegar.

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What do you call a Vietnamese wedding? A Nguyen-Nguyen situation.

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What do you get for opening the BEST Vietnamese soup joint in London? A great big pho queue.

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So I was at a book store the other day and I saw a Vietnamese cookbook... It was called "How to Wok Your Dog".

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What's a good source of Vietnamese renewable energy? A Nguyen mill.

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How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time? Give her the dong.

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My Vietnamese roommate is moving to Vegas (giving me a place to crash in Vegas), and leaving behind a full bedroom set for free... This is a real Nguyen-Nguyen situation for me.

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A vietnamese contract killer named Pung burst into a bar and promptly murdered the 10 people inside. Pung in, ten dead.

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Edited from my mistake earlier today: what do paedophiles and napalm have in common? They can both strip a Vietnamese orphan in under 30 seconds.

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I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees They need a translator, they only speak Vietnamese.

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My Vietnamese friends just got married, but by coincidence share the same last name so there was no hassle... It was a Nguyễn-Nguyễn situation.

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What is a Vietnamese's favorite color? Not orange.

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What do you call the line at a Vietnamese restaurant? Pho queue

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What do Vietnamese historians and Southern rednecks have in common? They both care way too much about the Đức Dynasty.

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Why can’t you lose in a threesome with Vietnamese twins? Because it’s a Ngyuen-Ngyuen.

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A Vietnamese couple were going to have a baby. The father was really hoping for a boy, while the mother wanted a girl.

As luck would have it, they ended up having twins -- one boy and one girl.

It was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation.

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Did you hear about the Vietnamese man who won the lottery and was reunited with his lost dog on the very same day? It was a Nguyen- Nguyen situation.

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I couldn't get lunch because the line was too long at the Vietnamese place. It was a real pho queue.

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The word is: perpetuate The question is: How do they charge you at a vietnamese deli?

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What do you call it when two Vietnamese people are together? A Nguyen Nguyen situation.

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Hey, what was the name of that new vietnamese restaurant? - Pho King. Good food.

I know, but what was the place called?

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A Filipino, a Korean, a Laotian, a Chinese, a Japanese and a Vietnamese go to a fancy restaurant. "Sorry" says the Maitre d' ... "You can't be seated without a Thai."

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What do you call the greatest royalty of Vietnamese noodle soup? The best PhoKing you'll ever know

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What Did the Giant Say to His Enemy When He Served Him Ramen at a Vietnamese Restaurant? Fee Fi Fo Fum, Faux Pho For Foe

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What happens when two Vietnamese people help each other out? You have a Nguyen-Nguyen situation.

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My brother is Korean and has always wanted to sleep with a Vietnamese woman. Apparently when you give away the Dong, you'll never Nyguen.

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If you want some Vietnamese soup but there is a really long line It's basically a big pho queue

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Which is the best Asian food, Vietnamese or Chinese? It's a Thai.

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New Vietnamese Jokes

There was a line when I got to the Vietnamese restaurant So I got in the back of the pho queue.

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I’m going to open a Vietnamese noodle shop/pool hall! I’m gonna call it the Pho Queue!

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Double-dated with another couple last night. We went to a Vietnamese restaurant and the wives ordered noodle soup and nothing else. Well, Girls just want to have pho.

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How did the North Vietnamese manage to dodge all those landmimes? By making a Vietconga line

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I'm thinking of opening a vietnamese restaurant/billiard hall I'd call it Pho Cue.

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I should have known my relationship was doomed when my girlfriend made me watch the Vietnamese Independence Day parade. There were so many red flags.

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What did the Vietnamese rose say to the other Vietnamese rose? Me so thorny.

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What do you call a situation that is good for two Vietnamese people? A Nguyen-Nguyen.

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What is a vietnamese person's favorite restaurant? PetCo

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What do British people call a line of customers waiting to purchase Vietnamese noodle soup? Pho queue

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I went to a Vietnamese soup shop and ordered their top-selling soup. Me: Is this soup acidic?

Waitress: No, because it's pH0.

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Did you pick up a disease at the Vietnamese place? Because Pho Cough.

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A Laotian and a Vietnamese man were racing. It ended up being a Thai!

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The condensed version... A Phillipino, a Korean, a Chinese fella, a Burmese lady, and a Vietnamese guy all go to a nightclub. The doorman stops them and says, "I can't let you in without a Thai."

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What do you call the line at a Vietnamese food truck? The Pho Queue

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I want to date a Chinese girl, an English girl, a Vietnamese girl, an Irish girl, and another Chinese girl. So I can tell people I dated Hu, Watt, Nguyen, Weir, and Wai.

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Mr. T set to open a new Vietnamese noodle shop... To be called "I pity the Pho"

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What does a person with broken English, who fixes himself Vietnamese beef noodle soup when he is sick, say? Pho cure self.

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Answer: "Perpetuate". What is the question? How are you charged in a Vietnamese Deli?

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Did you hear about the new vietnamese restaurant? Pho King Delicious.

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What do you call a Vietnamese turkey? A gobbledygook

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Did you hear about the Vietnamese wedding? It went very well. It was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation.

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I ate at a Vietnamese restaurant but I used a fork. I guess you could say I made a pho-pas.

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What did the pilot say to the Vietnamese mechanic underneath the plane? " "You are the Nguyen beneath my wings"

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Two Vietnamese people got married It was a Nguyen Nguyen

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