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Funniest Virgin Jokes

Virginity in school Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the schools are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."

Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades and they will stop."

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Two kids were talking... Kid 1: I bet you're a virgin

Kid 2: I was a virgin, until last night!

Kid 1: Lies!

Kid 2: Ask your sister.

Kid 1: Ha! I don't have a sister!

Kid 2: You will in about nine months!


Edit: Thanks for the support guys!

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Did you know there are no canaries on the Canary Islands? Same as with the Virgin Islands... No canaries there either.

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Don't die a virgin. Seriously, there are terrorists waiting for you.

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Kid 1: "Hey I bet you're still a virgin " Kid 2: "Yeah I was a virgin until last night"

Kid 1: "As if"

Kid 2: "Yeah just ask your sister"

Kid 1: "I don't have a sister"

Kid 2: "You will in about nine months"

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Guess who‘s no longer a 24 year old virgin... ...i turned 25 yesterday.

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I'm a virgin by choice. Not my choice, but everyone else's.

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Your mom joke, but clever Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

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As of today, I'm finally not a 25 year old virgin anymore. I'm a 26 year old one.

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I was a 26 year old virgin until last night Yesterday i turned 27!

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Don't die a Virgin Seriously, there are terrorists waiting for you up there.

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Heard they weren't celebrating Christmas at the University of Alabama... Couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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I'm a virgin by choice just not my choice.

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*rubs a lamp* *rubs a lamp*

Genie appears and asks for a wish

"I don't wanna die virgin"

*Genie grants immortality

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What do you call a catholic boy that can run faster than the priest? A virgin

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I’m a virgin by choice... Not my choice, but everyone else’s...

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What do you call an Alabama girl who can run faster than her brothers? A virgin.

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An old lady who never married passed away. In her will, it specified that her tombstone say, "Born a virgin, lived a virgin, died a virgin." But that was too many words to put on the stone, so they they just wrote, "Returned unopened."

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Don't Die A Virgin... There Are Terrorist Waiting Up There For You

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Finally, I am no longer a 21 year-old virgin As of today I am a 22 year-old one!

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers.

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I'm no longer a 23 year old virgin I just turned 24.

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Easiest way to get immortality Me : *rubs lamp* "I don't want to die a virgin"

Genie : *grants immortality*

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What do you call a wheelchair-bound nun who lives high up on a mountain? A) High roller
B) Virgin mobile
C) Nun of the above

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What do you call an incel in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile.

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Today has been the best day of my life as I am no longer a 30 year old virgin! I turned 31 today.

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A teenage boy goes up to his father "Father I am not a virgin anymore"

Father: "Wow that's great! Lets sit down and drink something celebrate about this moment"

Son: "Ok, I can drink with you but I can't sit"

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I kidnapped this girl last night... And she yelled "Please, I don't want to die a virgin!". If that isn't consent, I don't know what is.

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A man asks his wife * Husband: Honey, how many men have you slept with?
* Wife: 30....
* Husband: I wish you'd have been a virgin when I married you.
* Wife: I was.

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I'm a virgin by choice! Not my choice though :(

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An entire industry has just collapsed Virgin coconut oil is no more a thing.

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Isaac Newton died a virgin. That means I have one up on history's greatest scientific genius. Because I'm not dead.

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I will never fly virgin airlines again... They never go all the way.

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In Italy, they call me Olive Oil Its because im extra virgin. :(

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What's a virgin's favorite food? A don'tnut

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What was the difference between the good priest and the bad priest? One died a virgin, the other did a virgin.

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Chuck Norris once made a visit to the Virgin Islands. Now they're just called "The Islands."

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What do you call a German virgin? Guten Tight.

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In the wake of Trump meeting the "President of Virgin Islands", it remind me the two sides of Trump's brain: "left" and "right"... In the left side, there's nothing right.

In the right side, there's nothing left.

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Isaac Newton died a virgin I have a one up on history’s greatest scientist Because I’m not dead

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Why did a blond decide to be a virgin for the rest of her life? Because she wants to be an example for her children.

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A fight breaks among two kids and they began to insult each other. Boy1: I bet you are still a virgin

Boy2: I was until last night.

Boy1 : Yeah as if a loser like you gets laid.

Boy2: Just ask your sister.

Boy1: I don't have a sister.

Boy2: You will in 9 months.

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A male chicken was bragging about sleeping with multiple chickens and I didn't like it. I am a virgin and he was being too cocky.

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Did you know that there’s not a single canary In the Canary Islands? The same thing goes for the Virgin Islands, there’s not a single canary there either.

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Have you heard the joke about the Virgin yet? It hasn't been laid yet.

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Sir Issac Newton died a virgin, so I'm already doing better than one of the smartest men who ever lived. I'm still alive.

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Issac Newton died a virgin, meaning that i am better than one of the worlds greatest scientists... Im not dead.

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What do you call 4chan in space? Virgin Galactic.

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I am no 18 year old virgin anymore! Now I'm a 18 year old rape victim.

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People always say i remind them of olive oil. Extra Virgin

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Some X-Box friends were having a conversation... Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."


Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."


Kid 1: "As if."


Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."


Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."


Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

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What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky that can run faster than all 6 of her brothers? A virgin.

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What do you call a 21 year old fortnite player in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile.

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Tiger Woods went to the Virgin Islands It is now called just the Islands.

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You can call me olive oil... Because I’m EXTRA VIRGIN!

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Saudi Arabia just invested $1 billion in Virgin Galactic... ...1 down, only 71 to go!

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Why did the virgin donate blood? It was the only way he could get inside someone.

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Maybe Trump really did meet with the president of the Virgin Islands. After all, he consults him on foreign policy.

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trump challenged Tillerson to an IQ test, and there was only one question on the test... If the President of the United States and the President of the US Virgin Islands are in an elevator, how many people are in the elevator?

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As of today, I am no longer a 30 year old virgin Now I'm a 31 year old virgin

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I'm staying a virgin for my entire life... To set a good example for my kids .

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How do you find a virgin in West Virginia? Find a girl who can still run faster than her 12 year-old brother.

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Did you hear about the programmer's wife? She's still a virgin. Every night he sits at the foot of the bed telling her how good it's going to be when he's ready.

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Never fly virgin airlines... they never go all the way.

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What would Ed Sheehan be if he wasn't a famous musician? A virgin

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What is Popeye's favorite thing to eat? Virgin Olive Oil

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John, how would you describe being a virgin? It's hard.

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Why was the Pirate Captain not a virgin? Because he already had a first mate.

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What's the difference between a horse and a virgin? The horse has more than just a long face.

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What is a terrorists favorite culinary item? Extra virgin olive oil

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What do you call a flying nun? Virgin mobile

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Sorry, your password must contain.. a capital letter, 2 numbers, a symbol, an inspiring message, a spell, a gang sign, a hieroglyph and the blood of a virgin

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I am no longer a 31 year old virgin I just turned 32 today

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Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands. Now they're just islands.

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Where do we get virgin wool? From *ugly* sheep!

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I am going to stay a virgin my whole life. I'm going to set a good example for my kids.

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Why couldn't the virgin be captain of a ship? Because he couldn't find a first mate.

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What do you call a virgin redneck? A six year old that runs faster than her brother

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what do you call a nun driving a car? virgin mobile

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I am like olive oil. Extra virgin.

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What's the difference between Olive Oyl and Extra Virgin Olive Oil? Nothing, which explains Popeye's forearms.

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I didn't know I had anything in common with Olive Oil! We are both extra virgin!

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I am like an oil.... Extra-Virgin

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I brought my first girlfriend home to meet my family. I even told my dad she was a virgin. He told her leave, that if she wasn't good enough for her own family, that she wasn't good enough for ours.

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What do you call a 13 year old girl from Alabama who can outrun her whole family A virgin

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I used to think everyone on 4chan was a virgin, But this Guy Fawkes.

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What do you call a southern girl who runs faster than her brothers A virgin

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Come this Tuesday I will no longer be a 40 year old virgin. I will be a 41 year old virgin...

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What do you call a female Lannister that runs faster than her brothers A Virgin

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What do you call a redneck virgin... A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Sorry I can't link to the sight I found this on like 7 months ago I don't remember which one it was and can't find it.

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What usually comes in handy? A virgin.

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What do you call a virgin in West Virginia? An only child....

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Don't die a virgin Because there are terrorists waiting for you.

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A teenage boy to his father: "Father, I am not a virgin anymore." Father: "Wow that's great. Come, let's sit down and drink something to celebrate this moment."

Son: "Ok, I can drink with you but I really cannot sit down for a while."

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I'm going to be a virgin for life Set a good example for my kids.

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What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin

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What do u call a nun In a wheel chair Virgin mobile. XD

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What's the opposite of the Virgin Islands The Caymin Islands.

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I have a sister named Virginia... We called her Virgin for short, but not for long!

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