Voting Jokes

Apparently Monica Lewinsky won't be voting for Hillary Clinton this election She says the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth

What’s a horse’s primary concern when voting? A stable economy.

I Hear that Russia is so mad about the US airstrike in syria That they are seriously considering voting democratic in the next election.

You're saying that the two people I don't want for president, one is in poor health? I'm voting for the dying one.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote? They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

Just remember, voting is like driving! D to go forward, R to go in reverse.

A man, his sister and his wife walk into the voting booth to vote for Donald Trump. They've both given it a lot of thought.

I'm voting for Trump... I've never seen a president assassinated.

I told a man I was voting third party He said, "That's wasting your vote! Come on, gun to your head, who would you pick, Clinton or Trump"

"Simple," I replied, "I'd pick the bullet."

Monica Lewinsky will be voting for Trump As the last Clinton in office left a bad taste in her mouth...

Monica said she wasn't voting for Hilary... because the last Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth

Would you be offended if I said... Would you be offended if I said that I'm not voting for that white, elitist, pompous, corrupt, egomaniac that's going to ruin our country?

...or would you even know which candidate I'm talking about?

What did Donald Trump say to his wife Melania in the voting booth? Don't copy Michelle on this one.

I'm voting for Hillary Clinton because... According to Bill, she doesn't suck.

George Soros is a big reason im voting for Hillary! His voting machines didn't really give me a choice.

I am voting for Donald Trump because he will personally end racism in America... Racism can't exist if everybody's white.

Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like... Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.

Monica Lewinsky isn't voting for Hillary. The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.

Why isnt Monica Lewinsky voting for Hillary? The last Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth.

What do Chinese men do when they have an erection? They go voting.

My voting machine broke in my voting booth today... I guess you could say it had electile dysfunction.

What’s a horse’s top priority when voting? A stable economy.

Monica Lewinski released a statement that said she would be voting for Donald Trump the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth

The England team won't be voting in the referendum They can never find the box let alone put a cross in it.

Voting is just like driving. To go forward, choose D.

To go backwards, choose R.

Why is Monica Lewinsky voting Trump? The Clinton's leave a bad taste in her mouth

Raising your hand is the worst way for voting Hands Down

Monica Lewinsky will not be voting for Hillary.. The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.

Democracy To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner: pizza or tacos .

They picked pizza.

So I made steamed broccoli because that's what we get after we are done voting.

(Blatant copy from another joke)

Why are so many online nerds voting far-right? They are terrible at socializing.

Most Republicans are still voting for Trump. Can I be banned for this, since it's actually not a joke?

A woman walks into a bar A woman walks into a bar and orders an Old Fashioned. So the bartender took away her voting rights.

I dont want to denigrate any brexiters for voting brexit... And to any brexiters, denigrate means to put down.

I'm not voting for Trump nor Biden this election I live in the UK

Report: Trump endorses all-mail voting Correction: Male voting, Trump endorses all-male voting.

The controversy surrounding Donald Trump and the Russian hacking of American voting machines is being blown way out of proportion... who cares if Putin voted for him.

A joke I told to my feminist girlfriend Me: What lies between the kitchen and the bedroom?
Her: I don't know, tell me.
Me: Not a voting booth.

Voting and Racist Jokes (original content) What do telling someone you voted for Trump, and telling someone a racist joke have in common?

They both begin by looking around to make sure no one else is listening.

Death changes a man My entire life my father voted straight Republican, since his death he has been voting straight Democrat.