Waves Jokes

What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand? A microwave.

Magician: I can make anything disappear Tom: *holding a cup* Do it to my tea!

Magician: *waves hand* Done!

om: *holding a cup* It didn't work

A hispanic magician was performing a magic trick The magician said that he could make himself disappear within 3 seconds! So, he waves his cape in front of his face and says "uno, dos!" and just like that, he disappeared without a tres!

Why is the ocean so salty? The land never waves back.

What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave.

Why is the ocean salty? Because the land never waves back.

Why is the ocean salty? Because the land never waves back


(I apologize greatly if this had been posted before)

A Jew gets robbed The thief points a gun threateningly at the Jew, "Your money or your life!"

The Jew stops in his tracks and does nothing.

The thief waves the gun. "I said, your money or your life!!!!"

The Jew says, "I'm thinking, I'm thinking!"

Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land never waves back.

A particle walks into a bar, but nobody is there. So he waves.

What Do Sound Waves Say To Girls They Meet Online? Send nodes.

What do you call a beach with crooked waves? [OC] A Scoli-ocean!

(Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Magician: I can make anything disappear Tom: (holding cup) Do it to my tea

Magician: (waves hand) Done

om: It didn’t work

Why is the sea salty? Because the land never waves back

Why is your mother like the universe? They both create gravity waves when they bang.

Do you know the way little children run towards the waves of the ocean but back up the very last second? That's the exact same way I flirt with girls

Magician: I can make anything disappear Tom: *holding cup* do it to my tea

Magician: *waves hand* done

om: *holding cup* it didn’t work

Light... Two physicists are in a dark room. The first physicist suggests they turn on a light. The second physicist says "does light really matter?" The first one replies "no, it waves".

I wonder if.. What if the ocean is salty because the land never waves back?

Do you know why the sea is always so salty? Because the land never waves back.

What’s it called when a short person waves? Microwave

2 sound waves... (OC) ...were travelling to their destination when they suddenly crash into each other.

The first wave says "Hey, are you okay?"

The second wave says "Oh I'm fine

It just Hertz"

Why is the sand so quiet? Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

Why is the ocean always salty? Because the land never waves back.

Do you know why oceans are so salty? Because the land never waves back

What do you call it when a short person waves at you? A microwave

Do you think the ocean is salty cause the land never waves back? I'd be salty too

Why is the ocean always blue? Because the shore never waves back.

Why is the ocean always salty? Because nobody waves back

Did you know that when a short person waves at you... It’s called a microwave

A blonde stood on the streets of new york city with a surf board... She just wanted to catch the highest of the heat waves!

Guy walks into a bar with a unholsteret gun Entering he waves it in the air shouting
"This is a 8 round loaded 1911, now tell me who slept with my wife!"

Shortly after you hear a yelling from the background.

"YOU NEED MORE AMMO!"

Does the beach wave back when the ocean waves? No, but it appreciates the sediment.

Why does it feel hot when a midget waves at you? Cos it's a Microwave

What do waves and weaboos have in common? They both bring down japan

How does gravity greet itself? It just waves

I guess having tinted windows makes you a jackass. No one waves at me anymore.

How does Mike Rowe cook his dinner? He waves.

[Mike Rowe waves](#spoiler)

I wonder why is the ocean so salty... Maybe because the land never waves back?