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I'm a fruit. If you take away my first letter, I'm a body part. If you take away my first and last letter, I suck. What am I? pear

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I am broken when my name is spoken. What am I? McDonald’s ice cream machine

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Wife: "I'm fat, old and ugly, what am I?" Husband: "Right"

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I have 3 eyes, 5 legs and 6 arms, what am I ? A liar

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I have 6 eyes, 3 ears, 2 mouths, but one tooth. What am I? Ugly.

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I have 2 heads, 5 arms, 372 legs, and 6684324 eyes. What am I? A liar

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My girlfriend's dog died so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one. She was livid. “What am I going to do with two dead dogs?”

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I have 600 legs, 30 arms, a pair of wings, and 1000 eyes. What am I? A liar.

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"What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket, Officer?" "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

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I have 7 legs, 5 eyes, and 9 arms. What am I? A liar

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I blow, but I don't swallow. I whip, but don't do chains. Some watch me and feel proud, while others feel ashamed. What am I? I am a flag.

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When I get heavier, I am actually easier to pick up. What am I? A woman

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I am the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end, And the end of every place. What am I? The letter 'e'.

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Wife asked me what am I doing Me: Killing Mosquitos
Wife: How many have you killed?

Me: Total 5. 2 Female and 3 Male
Wife: How did you know their gender?

Me: Three were near my beer bottle and two near my wallet

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I have six eyes, two mouths, and three ears. What am I? Ugly

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Forwards I am heavy, backwards I am not; What am I? The answer is "ton".

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I have the head of a watermelon, the arms of two French baguettes, the chest of two pillows. What am I? Banned from the supermarket.

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What am I supposed to do with this? "What am I supposed to do with this?" grumbled a motorist as the policeman handed him a speeding ticket. "Keep it," the cop said, "when you collect four of them you get a bicycle."

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I make you wet and naked people turn me on. What am I? A shower

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I am the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end, and the end of every place. What am I? 2.71828183

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Q) I have ten arms, eight legs and 22 feet. what am I? A) A liar.

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I have 3 eyes , 2 noses and a mouth. What am i ? Ugly.

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Enter through one, exit through three. Once you succeed I am on thee. What am I? A shirt.

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I have 3 heads, 4 legs, 6 hands and 416 fingers, what am I? A liar.

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I have 3 legs, 5 arms, 7 eyes and 19 belly buttons. What am I? A liar.

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I got pulled over for speeding today and as the officer was handing me my ticket, I sarcastically asked, "What am I supposed to do with this!?" He chuckled, "Just hold on to it and when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

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I have 6 eyes, 4 ears, 2 mouths what am I Ugly.

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I have 2 eyes and can't see, but millions of eyes on me. What am I? NFL Referee

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I have four eyes, three ears and two noses. What am I? Ugly.

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I’m hard and hairy on the outside but soft and wet on the inside. My name begins with “c”, ends in “t”, and there’s a “u” and “n” in between them. What am i? A coconut.

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I am a word. I begin with F and end with UCK. What am I? I already told you, I'm a word.

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I have no home button. ..and I work at your place.

You can call me and I know your face.

I cost $1000 although some think me a waste.

What am I ?


That's right. A high class hooker.

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I’m starting a YouTube channel about my fixation with lizards and snakes. What am I going to call it? A Reptile Dysfunction

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I go in hard, I come out soft, you blow me hard, what am I? bubblegum.

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I go in hard, come out soft, and you blow me hard. What am I? Bubble Gum

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I hate restaurants that have quirky and confusing ways of displaying men and woman bathroom signs. I mean, what am I?!? Am I a kitchen or an exit?

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Every man has one of me, though i differ in length. Their wives use me after marriage. What am I? Last name.

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When I was a little kid, I used to look up to my father. What am I supposed to do? Look down? He was a meter taller than me!

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I have 6 eyes, 2 mouths, and 3 ears. What am I? Ugly

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What goes in dry and comes out wet? The longer its in the stronger it gets? What am i? A tea bag you filthy animals....

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I have eight eyes, two noses and three ears. What am I? Ugly.

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I have 100 eyes and 0 teeth. What am I? A bus packed with elderly!

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My girlfriend asked me to do a few things... Gf- omg why haven't you done the dishes?
Me- what am I your slave?
Gf- no because a slave does what you tell it to do.
Me- ohhhh... Mmmmh!

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I have 3 eyes, 2 mouths, and 5 ears. What am I? An accident.

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I'm white, I'm round, but not always around. Sometimes you see me, sometimes you don't. What am I? My dad :(.

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Now what am I gonna do with my Aaron Hernandez jersey? Well, maybe I can hang it

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A bald man walked into a barber shop As he entered, he thought to himself "What am I doing hair?"

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What am I not taking on Christmas this year? Noels

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