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So what if I don't know what "apocalypse" means. It's not like it's the end of the world
What if the real reason aliens don't visit us is because... ...we're a one star planet?
So what if I don't know what Armageddon means? It's not the end of the world
What if aliens are responsible for global warming? And this is just their way of breaking the ice.
What if tide pods.. Are just cleaning up people who should have been stains in the first place?
What if Thor become Gold Thor? He will become an Author.
So what if I can't spell "Armageddon" I mean, it's not the end of the world.
What if Steven Hawking... What if Steven Hawking is the real Slim shady, but we don't know because he cant stand up.
A son asks his father: What do we call a person who speaks two languages?
Father: A Bilingual
Son: Then what if a person speaks three languages?
Father: A Trilingual
Son: And what of those who speak only one language?
Father: An American
What if women had apostrophes instead of periods? They'd be even more possessive and prone to contractions.
Elon Musk was born in South Africa, and made an electric car. What if he had been born in Madagascar? He would have made a gas car
So what if I don’t know what Apocalypse means It’s not like it’s the end of the world
What if Stephen Colbert got involved in a scandal? It would be called Colgate.
What if I tell you there is a way to stop all the kids in the school making fun of you because you are still a virgin? Just start giving them bad grades.
What if I told you...
You read the first line wrong
Made you look
So what if I don't know what the apocalypse means? It's not the end of the world.
What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits? Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.
I saw a homeless man sleeping and I thought to myself, "What if you get mugged?" So just to be safe, I took his guitar.
so what if I can't spell Armageddon.. .. it's not the end of the world.
What if, instead of periods, women had apostrophes? They would be more possessive and have more frequent contractions!
What if Netflix doubled as a dating service Like “here are 7 other singles close by that also watched That 70's Show for 8 hours straight.”
So what if I can't define armageddon It's not like it's the end of the world!
What if Stephen Hawking Is the real Slim Shady but he can't stand up
A philosopher says to a linguist... A philosopher says to a linguist “What if, instead of periods, women had apostrophes?” The linguist replied, “They'd be more possessive and have more frequent contractions.”
A woman asks her husband:
Woman: Honey, what if someone on the street tried to hit on me and said: "Hey beautiful."?
Husband: Help him cross the road! He must be blind!
What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave? Then her name would be mozarella.
what if soy milk is just regular milk.... introducing itself in spanish
So what if I can't spell Armagedon.... ... it's not the end of the world!
What if dinosaur bones were only found on Earth... Because aliens used this planet as a pet cemetery?
I wonder if.. What if the ocean is salty because the land never waves back?
So what if I don't know what "armageddon" means?
It's not like the world would end or something...
a bad one, but I had to try it
What if Stephen Hawking was the real slim shady... But we didn't know because he couldn't stand up?
What if you died you got stats
Something like:
Hours on the internet: 46284. |
Burpees done: 1.25. |
Hours spent crying in a shower: 6627
So what if I don’t know what “Armageddon” means? It isn't the end of the world!
What if Iron Man put the face of Adam Savage onto the Hulkbuster suit? That means it's now the Mythbuster.
What If the Soviets Reunited Today? It would be a Soviet Re-Union.
A good boy asked to his mummy..... Little Charles approached his mother and asked her "Mummy, whats a girlfriend" To which his mum replied "If you're a good boy, you will get one." Charles then asked, "What if I am a bad boy?" His mum answered "You will get many.
Probably been posted before, but: So what if I can't spell armageddon.... Its not the end of the world.
What if Muslims wrote BuzzFeed posts? 13 reasons to be a Jihadi, no.7 will blow your mind off!
I wish teachers would stop putting so much emphasis on vocab tests So what if I don't know what "Armageddon" means. Its not the end of the world.
What if mosquitos would be more environmentally conscious? Fly less and have a vegan diet.
What if Stephen Hawking is the real slim shady But we never knew because he can't stand up.
People often call dogs Missy... But what if the dog's a boy? It's a Mistery.
"Stand up for what you believe in" What if I believe in sitting down?
What if you told stories about a glass of milk that saved thousands of lives many years ago That would be legendairy
Fred doesn't know what apocalypse means..
Fred: I don't know what apocalypse means.
Bob: What! That's crazy!
Fred: So what if I don't know what apocalypse means, it's not the end of the world.
What if? If a woman buys a can of peas, would that be her peas?
How does a farmer count his cows?
With a COWculator...
But, what if they all have babies?
Then he MOOtiplies them!
Man, I'm really milking these puns for more than they're worth...
What if the whole universe is in testicles of gaint demon And he forgot to jerk off
So what if the Germans started every World War... It isn't like they ever won one, right?
What if I won with the lottery
I asked my wife once: "What would you do if I won with the lottery?"
She said: "Cash half of it and leave."
I said: "Here you go, 5 dollars!"
What if Steven hawking is the real slim shady We'll never know because he can't stand up
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