Hilarious What If Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

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What if the real reason aliens don't visit us is because... ...we're a one star planet?

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So what if I don't know what Armageddon means? It's not the end of the world

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What if aliens are responsible for global warming? And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

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What if tide pods.. Are just cleaning up people who should have been stains in the first place?

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What if Thor become Gold Thor? He will become an Author.

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So what if I can't spell "Armageddon" I mean, it's not the end of the world.

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What if Steven Hawking... What if Steven Hawking is the real Slim shady, but we don't know because he cant stand up.

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A son asks his father: What do we call a person who speaks two languages? Father: A Bilingual

Son: Then what if a person speaks three languages?

Father: A Trilingual

Son: And what of those who speak only one language?

Father: An American

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What if women had apostrophes instead of periods? They'd be even more possessive and prone to contractions.

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Elon Musk was born in South Africa, and made an electric car. What if he had been born in Madagascar? He would have made a gas car

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So what if I don’t know what Apocalypse means It’s not like it’s the end of the world

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What if Stephen Colbert got involved in a scandal? It would be called Colgate.

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What if I tell you there is a way to stop all the kids in the school making fun of you because you are still a virgin? Just start giving them bad grades.

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What if I told you... You read the first line wrong

Made you look

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So what if I don't know what the apocalypse means? It's not the end of the world.

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What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits? Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

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I saw a homeless man sleeping and I thought to myself, "What if you get mugged?" So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

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so what if I can't spell Armageddon.. .. it's not the end of the world.

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What if, instead of periods, women had apostrophes? They would be more possessive and have more frequent contractions!

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What if Netflix doubled as a dating service Like “here are 7 other singles close by that also watched That 70's Show for 8 hours straight.”

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So what if I can't define armageddon It's not like it's the end of the world!

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What if Stephen Hawking Is the real Slim Shady but he can't stand up

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A philosopher says to a linguist... A philosopher says to a linguist “What if, instead of periods, women had apostrophes?” The linguist replied, “They'd be more possessive and have more frequent contractions.”

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A woman asks her husband: Woman: Honey, what if someone on the street tried to hit on me and said: "Hey beautiful."?

Husband: Help him cross the road! He must be blind!

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What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave? Then her name would be mozarella.

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what if soy milk is just regular milk.... introducing itself in spanish

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So what if I can't spell Armagedon.... ... it's not the end of the world!

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What if dinosaur bones were only found on Earth... Because aliens used this planet as a pet cemetery?

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I wonder if.. What if the ocean is salty because the land never waves back?

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So what if I don't know what "armageddon" means? It's not like the world would end or something...

a bad one, but I had to try it

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What if Stephen Hawking was the real slim shady... But we didn't know because he couldn't stand up?

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What if you died you got stats Something like:
Hours on the internet: 46284. |
Burpees done: 1.25. |
Hours spent crying in a shower: 6627

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So what if I don’t know what “Armageddon” means? It isn't the end of the world!

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What if Iron Man put the face of Adam Savage onto the Hulkbuster suit? That means it's now the Mythbuster.

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What If the Soviets Reunited Today? It would be a Soviet Re-Union.

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A good boy asked to his mummy..... Little Charles approached his mother and asked her "Mummy, whats a girlfriend" To which his mum replied "If you're a good boy, you will get one." Charles then asked, "What if I am a bad boy?" His mum answered "You will get many.

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Probably been posted before, but: So what if I can't spell armageddon.... Its not the end of the world.

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What if Muslims wrote BuzzFeed posts? 13 reasons to be a Jihadi, no.7 will blow your mind off!

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I wish teachers would stop putting so much emphasis on vocab tests So what if I don't know what "Armageddon" means. Its not the end of the world.

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What if mosquitos would be more environmentally conscious? Fly less and have a vegan diet.

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What if Stephen Hawking is the real slim shady But we never knew because he can't stand up.

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People often call dogs Missy... But what if the dog's a boy? It's a Mistery.

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"Stand up for what you believe in" What if I believe in sitting down?

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What if you told stories about a glass of milk that saved thousands of lives many years ago That would be legendairy

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Fred doesn't know what apocalypse means.. Fred: I don't know what apocalypse means.

Bob: What! That's crazy!

Fred: So what if I don't know what apocalypse means, it's not the end of the world.

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What if? If a woman buys a can of peas, would that be her peas?

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How does a farmer count his cows? With a COWculator...

But, what if they all have babies?

Then he MOOtiplies them!

Man, I'm really milking these puns for more than they're worth...

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What if the whole universe is in testicles of gaint demon And he forgot to jerk off

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So what if the Germans started every World War... It isn't like they ever won one, right?

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What if I won with the lottery I asked my wife once: "What would you do if I won with the lottery?"
She said: "Cash half of it and leave."
I said: "Here you go, 5 dollars!"

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What if Steven hawking is the real slim shady We'll never know because he can't stand up

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