Hilarious Wheelchair Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Wheelchair Jokes

My girlfriend broke up with me so I took her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back

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My Son is such a c**t... I bought him a new trampoline for Christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.

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My girlfriend broke up with me so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back to me.

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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can’t run.

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To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: You can hide, but you can't run.

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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camo jacket. You can hide, but you can’t run.

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My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair I knew she'd come crawling back to me.

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To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket.... You can hide, but you can't run

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I thought my son would like that I bought him a trampoline, but oh no. He just wants to sit and cry in his wheelchair.

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A wife says to her husband ... "I don't like you pushing me around all the time and talking behind my back"

Husband say "Well honey what do you expect you're in a wheelchair"

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I got my son a trampoline for his birthday but nooooooo.. ... he just wants to sit in his wheelchair and cry ...

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My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline for his birthday.. ..And all he wanted to do was sit in his wheelchair and cry.

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My girlfriend broke up with me cause I stole her wheelchair But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.

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My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair. It's ok though, she always comes crawling back.

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My son is so ungrateful I Bought him a trampoline for his birthday and all he did was sit in his wheelchair and cry.

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My girlfriend broke up with me. So i stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back

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My girlfriend broke up with me for stealing her wheelchair But I'm not bothered, I know she'll come crawling back any day now

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My girlfriend said that it wasn’t working out between us and that we should start seeing other people. So I took her wheelchair. Just as I thought... She couldn’t stand to leave me.

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I recently started dating a woman in a wheelchair, and I stood her up. Not surprisingly that's when she fell for me...and you know what, it became a bit of a drag...but now we're on a roll.

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My wife left me According to her, she is sick of me talking behind her back and pushing her around.

In my defence, she's in a wheelchair.

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I knew she'd come crawling to me.. I mean, I DID steal her wheelchair

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I bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, and he hasn't even used it. He just sits and cries in his wheelchair.

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To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camoflauge jacket.. You can hide, but you cant run

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What do you call a wheelchair-bound nun who lives high up on a mountain? A) High roller
B) Virgin mobile
C) Nun of the above

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What do you call an incel in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile.

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A bloke in a wheelchair stole my camouflage stuff I told him 'you can hide but you can't run'.

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The wife told me she's sick of me pushing her around and talking behind her back. I said "Well you are in a wheelchair"

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To the guy in a wheelchair that stole my phone You can hide but you can't run

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What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both can be used to carry vegetables....

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair. Don't even try and tell me that joke was offensive. Atleast it wasn't a blind joke. I can't see how those are funny.

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A wife says to her husband... "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back." He says, "What do you expect? You're in a wheelchair."

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There's this wheelchair bound kid that gets bullied alot. It's really sad cause he can't seem to stand up for himself.

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Some guy in a in a wheelchair stole my camo jacket He can hide but he can't run.

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Note: disability jokes are not FUNNY My friend in a wheelchair can't stand it

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To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: You can hide, but you can’t run.

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Today I was in the elevator with a guy who only rode to the second floor. He couldn't even bother to take one flight of stairs? How lazy. That's probably how he got to be in a wheelchair.

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What do you call a guy in a wheelchair who keeps getting struck by lightning? A handicapacitor.

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My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair I knew she'd come crawling back.

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What did the ramp say to the man in a wheelchair? I'm inclined to help you get to where you need to go

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New Wheelchair Jokes

What is the worst part of eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair

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To the guy in a wheelchair that stole my camo suit... You can hide but you can’t run

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What’s the worst part of the vegetable? The wheelchair

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If a guy in a wheelchair drinks a lot of alcohol... Does that make him a crippled crippling alcoholic?

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To the person in a wheelchair who stole my camo jacket You can hide, but you can't run.

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My ex stole my clothes and watch, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back.

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What is wheelchair users' favourite type of comedy? Stand-up comedy.

This is just a joke please don't consider it as offensive.

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What’s the tastiest part of a wheelchair? The vegetable

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What did the hunter say to the guy in the camouflage wheelchair? You can hide, but you can’t run!

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What do you call a 21 year old fortnite player in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile.

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what does a zombie call a person in a wheelchair? Meals on wheels

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My wife is always complaining about me talking behind her back and how I always push her to do things... It’s not my fault she’s in a wheelchair.

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No matter how hard I try, I always seem to be going round in circles. Having a broken arm while in a wheelchair isn’t ideal.

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Joey always knew her husband would come crawling back to her one day. She'd stolen his wheelchair many years ago.

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What do you call an emo kid who's in a wheelchair? An edgetable

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I used to date a girl in a wheelchair She broke up with me because I kept asking if that chair was taken

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To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my jacket you can hide, but you can't run.

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So my GF gets mad at me for stealing her wheelchair , but she always comes back to me crawling.

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Met my mate Dave in town the other day... ..he looked really grumpy. I said "Alright mate, whats the matter with you?"

"You" he replied, "you're always talking behind my back and pushing me around"

So i said "But Dave, you're in a wheelchair"

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To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket You can hide, but you cannot run...

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What's the hardest part to eat in a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What's the hardest part when it comes to eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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If a guy in a wheelchair is on stage telling jokes ... Is it still called stand-up comedy?

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How do you make it easier for your kids to eat vegetables? Take 'em off the wheelchair

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I was walking down the street when I saw a disabled man in a wheelchair being harassed... so I stood up for him.

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Whats the hardest thing to eat on a vegetable? The wheelchair

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What kind of joke do wheelchair users never make ? A running gag

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Did you hear the one about the hurdler in a wheelchair? It didnt go over well.

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The Patriots The pats shoulda subbed Bush in, he got more yards on that wheelchair than Blount did all game. #riseup

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I hate eating vegetables... The wheelchair is always getting in the way

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair (credit to my physics teacher's wife)

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What do you call a sad man in a wheelchair? Crippling depression.

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Making a joke about wheelchair users ... is a big no-go.

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For those who can't eat their vegetables bc of the wheelchair: There IS a chocolate shake with every one, all you have to do is pull out the straw.

Edit: a word

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Why did the kid in the wheelchair win the rap battle? Because of his mad DISS abilities!!

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I've been having constant sleep paralysis In my last 3 dreams I was in a wheelchair

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what is the hardest part of all vegetables to eat? the wheelchair.

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