White Guy Jokes

Why is the white guy the scariest guy in prison? Cause you know he is actually guilty.

What's the scariest thing about a white guy in a prison? You know he actually did it.

A cop is confronted by a white guy with a gun and a black guy with a nerf bat. Who does he shoot first? The bystander with the camera.

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian, an Asian women and a girl in a wheel chair walk into a bar They are celebrating being on the cover of a middle school math book

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why is the white guy the scariest person in jail? You know he's guilty.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? Coach.

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke? He glances over his shoulder.

Why are all the black guys afraid of the white guy in prison? Cause they know he actually did it.

What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys? Coach.

Why did the privileged white guy fail his algebra test? He didn't know enough about inequalities

What do you call 5 white guys on a bench? The NBA

What do you call a bunch of white guys on a bench? The NBA

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A quarterback.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 15 black guys? Coach.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA.

A white guy makes 400k a year but still lives in government housing... ...Trump really abuses the system.

A black guy and a white guy each drink 3 beers at a bar, who pays the bill? They each pay for their own because men aren’t complicated

What famous actor is like a jail cell full of white guys? Niggaless Cage


(My girlfriend came up with this today. We're not racist I swear. This just cracked me up.)

What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys? PGA Tour.

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench? The nba

What do you call 6 white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

White guys can't say the N word But they can say "Won't happen again officer" and "Welcome home dad"

What's the difference between a smart white guy and someone who tells jokes all the time? Nothing. They're both wisecrackers.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by twenty five Indians? Bartender.

A black guy at the cinema told me (a white guy) I wasn't allowed to watch Black Panther. Apparently I have to "buy" a "ticket"

Racist Jokes (Sorry if I offend you) What do you call a white guy surrounded by 12 black guys?

**A Basketball Coach**

What do you call a black guy surrounded by six white guys?

**Police Brutality**

(Again, sorry if I offended you. Just trying to make a joke.)

What do you call a white guy surrounded by ten black guys? Coach.

I was walking down the street and I punched of a white guy and then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.

What do u call the 3 white guys sitting on a bench The NBA

What do you call a white guy who is being chased by 11 black guys? A quarterback

What do you call....... What do you call a white guy surrounded by five black guys? Coach.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by eleven black guys? Football coach.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by hundreds of black guys? Warden.

What do you call a beat up white guy Asalted cracker.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA

What do you call an entitled white guy that goes outside with no pants in the winter? White Shrivelage

What do you call a white guy trying to rap? A faux shizzle my nizzle.

What do you call a burning white guy? A firecracker

My dog needed a checkup, so I Googled a place nearby. But when I got there, it was just this blonde white guy in army camo covered in swastika tattoos. Stupid Google found me a veteran aryan.

What roles do Andy Serkis and Martin Freeman play in the new Black Panther movie? They're the tolkien white guys of the film.