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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3? In charge if the sequence, Yoda was.

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Why did the transgender person disappear after they gave birth? They became transparent.

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Why did the slave go to college? So he could pickup his Master's degree.

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Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks.

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I give to you a joke I made up when I was seven: Why did the computer crash? Because it had a bad driver!

*drops mic*

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Why did the feminist fail algebra? She couldn't solve inequalities

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Why did the Little Mermaid wear seashells? Because Dshells were too big.

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Why did the cows come back to the marijuana field? The pot was calling the cattle back

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

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Why did the African 3 year old cry? He was having a mid life crisis

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I give to you a joke I made up when I was seven: Why did the computer crash? It had a bad driver!

**bows **

I'll show myself out.

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Why did the mermaid rush out of her maths exam, red faced and embarrassed? Because her algaebra didn't hold up.

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Why did the stingray have a chat with the scuba diver? He wanted to have a manta-man talk

(I'm so sorry)

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Why did the blind woman fall down the well? Because she couldn't see that well.

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Why did the antivaxxers 3 year old cry He was having a midlife crisis

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Why did the Storm Trooper decide to buy an Iphone? Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape Kim Jong Un's long range missiles.

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Why did the hipster fall into the lake? He went ice skating before it was cool.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? I accidentally put on the wrong sock this morning.

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Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck? Because he was a neck-romancer....

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Why did the hipster drown? He went ice Skating before it was cool

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Why did the Jedi kill his master? To get to the other side.

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Why did the military use acid? To neutralize the enemy base!

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Why did the kid eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
-My 6 year old Nephew

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Why did the Mexican man take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks

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Why did the blind lady fall into the well? Because... she couldn't see that well.

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Why did the scarecrow win employee of the month? He was outstanding in his field

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Why did the Mexicans ignore the "No Trespassing" sign? It was just the two of them.

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Why did the Libertarian cross the road? None of your damn business. Am I being detained?

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Why did the match factory burn down? Because the workers went on strike

I just thought of this, not sure whether its an original joke

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Why did the vegan cross the road? To tell someone he was a vegan.

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Why did the Blonde feel so proud of herself for finishing a jigsaw puzzle in only six months? It said 2-4 years on the box.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth while drinking coffee? Because he drank it before it was cool

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Why did the hobbit set his cell phone to vibrate? He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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Why did the slave go to college? To get his master's degree.

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7? Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

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Why did the number 10 die? It was in the middle of 9/11

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Why did the bald man have his hand down his pants? So he could run his fingers through his hair!

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Why did the dad proton want his daughter proton to marry an electron? So the wedding would be free of charge

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New Why Did The Jokes

Why did the Norwegian Navy put bar-codes on all their ships? So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

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Why did the Klansmen fail calculus? Because they hated integration so much.

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.

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Why did the sperm cross the road ? Because I accidentally put the wrong socks on this morning.

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Why did the girl get the waitress job? You could say she brings a lot to the table....

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Why did the orphan turn to a life of crime? To find out what it was like to be Wanted for once in his life.

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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

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Why did the Jew open the coffee shop? Hebrews

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why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.

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Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund? To get a long little doggie

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Why did the koala bear get hired? He was the most koalafied.

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Why did the blond girl became the Invisible Woman? Because she has to be dense enough for light to bend around her

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Why did the bartender only charge his customer for the vodka in his screwdriver? Because as of yesterday, OJ is free.

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Why did the pedestrian die after getting hit by a pot smoker? Too much blunt force.

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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Why did the riot police like to leave for work early? To beat the crowd.

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Why did the mermaid wear seashells? Because she grew out of her B- shells!

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Why did the almost blind man fall into a well? Because he couldn't see that well

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Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the building on the other side.

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Why did the storm trooper buy an iphone? He couldn't find the droid he was lookin' for.

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Why did the restaurant on the moon fail? The food was decent but it had no atmosphere.

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Why did the duck go to prison? He got caught selling quack.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? 'Cos he's a fungi!

Why didn't he get in?

There wasn't mushroom!

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Why did the 3 year old African child cry? He was going through a mid-life crisis.

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Why did the cloud do drugs and join a gang? Atmospheric Pressure.

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Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? Someone told her drinks were on the house.

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Why did the Oreo cookie go to the dentist? Because he lost his filling.

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Why did the hitman have such a hard time getting married? No witnesses.

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Why did the can crusher quit his job? Cuz it was soda pressing.

I'm so sorry everyone

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Why did the tractor sell medicines? Because it was a farm assist!

... I'm sorry...

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Why did the Cold War end? Global warming started.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To eat the chicken

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Why did the harp break up with his girlfriend? Because she was a lyre.

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Why did the console player faint at the museum? Because there were so many frames!

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Why did the Mexican take Valium? For Hispanic attacks

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Why did the hipster refuse to undergo surgery? The anesthesia wasn't local.

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Why did the ghost get in the elevator? To lift his spirits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get out of the range of the North Korean missiles

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Why did the Asian pilot get arrested at the airport? TSA thought he said he was going to "pirate" the plane.

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Why did the hipster burn his lip when sipping coffee? He drank it before it was cool.

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Why did the blind man fall into the well? Because he couldn't see that well.

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Why did the Triceratops die out? Because they couldn't find any Tricerabottoms.

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Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock? So he could wake up inside.

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Why did the guitarist get thrown in jail? He was caught fingering A Minor.

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Why did the fisherman commit suicide when the last dolphin died? Because his life had no porpoise.

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Why did the three year old African boy buy a red convertible? He was having a midlife crisis.

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was stalin

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Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie? because Ken always came in another box.

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Why did the knight stop fighting after all his limbs had been chopped of? He'd been unarmed and defeated

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Why did the French chef kill himself? He lost the huile d’olive

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Why did the hipsters die of dehydration? They stayed away from the mainstream.

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Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye? Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

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Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken.

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Why did the musician give his daughters the same name? So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

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Why did the monks go to the casino? Tibet.

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Why did the ghost go into the elevator? To lift his spirits.

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Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis? [OC] It was an obvious faux paw.

^Credit: ^My ^wife's ^a ^dork.

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Why did the hipster get burned when he drank his coffee? The barista make a joke about sleeping with his mother.

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Why did the mermaid wear sea shells? Cause she was too big for B- shells!

(my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

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Why did the hipster's mouth hurt? Because he ate pizza before it was cool.

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