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Funniest Why Jokes

Why was the anti-vaxxer‘s 4 year old child crying? Midlife crisis

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"You're telling me that I'm losing my job because Donald Trump won the election? WHY, BECAUSE I'M BLACK?!" "Mister President, we've been over this..."

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If i had a dime for every time i didn't understand what's going on. I'd be like: "Why y'all keep giving me all these dimes?"

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Why is EA the worst gaming company in America? Because Ubisoft is in France.

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Why will the congress never impeach Trump? Because the republicans always insist on carrying a baby to full term.

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Why will congress never impeach Trump? Republicans always insist on carrying a baby to full term.

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Why are people complaining,what EA did was great! I mean, you've got to give them credit.

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I asked my mum "How much is a couple?" "2 or 3" she replied.

Probably explains why her marriage collapsed.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands

You really should upvote this joke because it never gets old

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Why didn't 4 ask out 5 Because he was 2².

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Why is Spider-Man so good at comebacks? Because with great power comes great response ability.

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3? In charge if the sequence, Yoda was.

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Why was my post removed Can someone from admin please explain to me why my post was removed?

I'm really annoyed about this because now my fence has fallen over.

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"Hey dad why is my sister called Teresa ?" "Because your mum loves easter and it's an anagram of easter !"

"Thanks dad !"

"No problem Alan"

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Remember, as a child, when air for your bike was free? Now it's $1.50! I asked the gas station attendant why. He said "inflation"

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because they're dead

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Why do North Koreans draw lines so well? They have a Supreme Ruler.

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Courtesy of my youngest child - why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway.

My youngest son thought of this all by himself...he's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska.

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Why was the anti-vaxxer’s 3 year old crying? They were having a mid-life crisis.

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Why does Batman only wear dark colors? Easy. Batman doesn't want to get shot. Why does Robin only wear bright colors? Easy.

Batman doesn't want to get shot.

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Why is the white guy the scariest guy in prison? Cause you know he is actually guilty.

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Why are circumsized penises so popular among Jewish girls? They love anything that's 15% off

Just a joke lol

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Alt+Delete? She wanted to see the task manager.

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Why did Elon Musk choose SpaceX to land on mars? Because if he chose SpaceY he’d land on 14 year old boys.

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Ben Shapiro dies in a plane crash. Wanna know why it crashes? LEFT WING DESTROYED

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Why are Americans so dumb? Because they shoot the ones that go to school

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Why did 7 eat 9? Cause he needs 3 squared meals a day

I'm sorry

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Why is suicide illegal in China? Destruction of government property

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Why don't hillbillies ever try reverse cowgirl? Because you don't turn your back on family.

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Why does Kevin Spacey never get 1st place in races? Because he likes to come in a little behind.

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I asked my mom if by any chance i was adopted ? She said - why would we choose you..

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Why is Japan the healthiest country in the world? Because last time they had a fat man 80,000 people died

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If the Klu Klux Klan leaders are wizards, why don't they cast a spell to kill all those that oppose them? Because they don't have access to black magic.

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Whenever a homeless person asks me for money, I admit my first thought is always, "This money's just going to get spent on booze or drugs." That's why I always give it to the homeless person instead.

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Why do Jews get Circumcised? Because Jewish women refuse to touch anything that isn't at least 10% off

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Why was the blonde snorting Sweet and Low? She thought it was diet coke.

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Why does North Korea excel at drawing straight lines? Because they have a supreme ruler

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 7 eat 9? Because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.

EDIT: Wow RIP inbox, thanks for the love guys.

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Why does France have so many rivers? Water follows the path of least resistance.

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New Why Jokes

Why does the blonde have smudges on the inside of her windshield? She needs to drag her finger across the words as she's reading street signs.

Note: I just made this up. However, please tell me if someone else has a similar one.

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TIL why scuba divers fall backwards into the water Because if they fall forward, they would land in the boat.

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Why don't churches have WiFi? Because they don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

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Do you know why libraries don't have books about suicide? They never get returned

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Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn't wave back.

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Why are catholic priests called father? Because "daddy" would be too suspicious

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Why do you always see teen girls in groups of three? Because they literally can't even.

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Why did Donald Trump marry an immigrant? Once again, immigrants are doing the jobs no American want to do.

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Why is the letter “C” afraid of the rest of the alphabet? Because all the other letters are Not-Cs.

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Today it became clear to me that the letters 'T' and 'G' are far too close together on the keyboard. This is why I'll never be ending an email with 'Regards' ever again.

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Judge: “Why did you steal the car?” Man: “I had to get to work.”
Judge: “Why didn’t you take the bus?”
Man: I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus.

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Why is Jon Snow so ticklish? Aunts in his pants...

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Why does McGregor love springtime so much? Cause you just can't beat Mayweather.

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Why did the mermaid rush out of her maths exam, red faced and embarrassed? Because her algaebra didn't hold up.

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Why were the 'Dark Ages' so dark? Because there were so many Knights.

Just delete me.

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Why did Donald Trump rush to Macy's? He heard they had Ivanka's clothes half off

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Why can't Donald Trump be hung for treason? Fake Noose

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts? Because the sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them? So when they dock they can Scandinavian.

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"Mommy, why does everyone at school pick on me?" "I have no idea, Someoneyourownsize"

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We all know that six is afraid of seven because seven ate nine, but why did seven eat nine? Because you're supposed to eat three squared meals per day.

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Why is the army so strict about their uniforms? To minimize casual tees...

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Why did the slave go to college? So he could pickup his Master's degree.

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Why does Donald trump use twitter instead of Facebook? Because he has followers, not friends.

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I don't understand why some people say, "Taco Bell isn't real Mexican." It gets the job done for less than half the cost. That's about as Mexican as it gets.

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Why is North Korea so heartless? because they have no seoul

ahahahah.. please laugh

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Why can't two women play monopoly together? There's only one iron.

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Why would the military use acid? To neutralize the enemy base.

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Why are all Jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that's not 10% off

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I don't understand why everyone thinks the KKK are racist. Every week at our meetings there's always tons of black people hanging around.

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Why are priests from Finland so good at Mortal Kombat? They're especially well-versed in Finnish hymns.

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Why did Stalin only write in lowercase? Because he hated Capitalism

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Saw a homeless man eating grass in the park... Asked him "why are you eating Grass?"

He said "I'm very hungry"

"Oh. Okay then. Come with me"

You should've seen the look on his face when I showed him my backyard.

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Why does the military use acid? To neutralize the enemy base

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Why do the guards around Big Ben always look so tired? Because they're working around the clock.

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Why do police officers wear blue? Because the black uniforms led to too much friendly fire.

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Why did the hipster fall into the lake? He went ice skating before it was cool.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape Kim Jong Un's long range missiles.

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Why are Sherlock Holmes' taxes so low? He's a master of deduction.

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Why are you flying with United Airlines? Beats me.

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They say Kim Jong Un has read every single book That must be why everyone calls him the supreme reader

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Why is the North Korean dictator so evil? Because he has no Seoul.

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Why did the Mexican man take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks

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Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Witnesses? Italians don't like ANY witnesses

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Why did the African 3 year old cry? He was having a mid life crisis

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Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror? So that they can see the battlefield

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I dated a girl in a wheelchair She broke up with me because I kept pushing her around.

I said, "why don't you stand up for yourself?"

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Why are women and children evacuated first? So we can think about a solution in silence.

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Kid: "mommy, why am I getting Christmas presents in August?" Mother: "because it's cheaper than chemotherapy.."

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Dad: I gave all your toys to the orphanage Kid: Why did you do that dad?

Dad: So you won't get bored there.

Edit: Holy Moley guys! Thanks for getting me on first page! Much love and I promise I'll bring you more good jokes ;)

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2 reasons why I don't give money to homeless people. 1. They need money for drugs
2. I need money for drugs

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Why is free Wi-Fi never seen in churches? Because no church wants to be challenged by an invisible power that actually works.

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Why didn't barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box.

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Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi? Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

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Why haven't I ever met a full blooded Jew? All the ones I have met have been Jew-ish

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Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? There's no dental records and all the DNA matches

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My girlfriend and I had a fight and she asked me for distance and time, But for the life of me, i cant figure out why she wants to calculate velocity

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why was the 6 month old African baby crying? It was having a mid life crisis

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In Pokemon, I never understood why bug types were supereffective against dark types. But then I thought about malaria in Africa and it all made sense.

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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents? Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

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