Hilarious Wifi Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Wifi Jokes

Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888 So when someone ask tell them it's 12345678

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Dunno what this WiFi dude did But I've seen a ton of bars and restaurants demanding his freedom lately

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Why don't churches have WiFi? Because they don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

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I was suspicious or my girlffriend cheating on me with this guy from her gym. So i pick up her phone at night when she's sleeping .. ...and drive to this dude's place on the other side of the town and go to stand on his porch to see if the wifi connects

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I named my dog WiFi Because I stole it from my neighbor

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What do you call it when a russians wifi fails? Internyet

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As an introvert, I love my wife. *wifi

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girl are u my neighbor's wifi? cuz u have a stupid name and im having trouble connecting

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I was at a funeral & asked the priest for the WiFi password "Have some respect for the dead!" he said

I replied "Is that all lower case?"

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What's the wifi password? Barman: You need to buy a drink first.

Me: Okay, I'll have a coke.

Barman: Is Pepsi okay?

Me: Sure. How much is that?

Barman: £3.

Me: There you go. So what's the wifi password?

Barman: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.

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What's forest gumps wifi password? 1forest1

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I've just discovered the quickest way to call a family meeting. I turned off the WiFi router and simply waited in the room where it's located.

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Why don't churches have WiFi? They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works. :-D

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Two days ago, I named my WiFi to "Hack it if you can" Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted"

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Set your WiFi password to 2444666668888888 So when you have guests you can say the password is 12345678

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Why do no churches have wifi? Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

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Change your WiFi password to 2444666668888888 So when someone asks for it, you can say 12345678

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If trees produced wifi we'd be planting them everywhere... ... too bad they only produce oxygen.

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Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888 So if anyone asks, you can tell them it's 12345678

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The internet connection in my farm was really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn. Now I have stable wifi.

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2 days ago I named my Wifi to "Hack it if u can"... ..yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted"!

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Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888 So when someone asks, tell them it's 12345678

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What’s the WiFi password? Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.

Okay, I’ll have a coke.

Bartender: is Pepsi okay?

Sure. How much is that?

Bartender: $3.

There you go. So, what’s the password?

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.

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you know what really turns on a nerd? unprotected wifi

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Tell my WiFi love her.

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set your wifi password to 2444666668888888 When somebody asks you, you say it is 12345678

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The internet connection at my farm was really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn. Now I have stable wifi.

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What sort of Internet connection can you get in a barn? Stable WiFi.

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Set your wifi password to "Itsonthefridge" So when people ask for it, they go to the fridge and look all over for it but find nothing.

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I'm in a serious relationship with my WIFI You could say we have a strong connection.

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What was the internet technicians dying words? Tell my WiFi love her

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The WiFi was down in the morning. Discovered that the bathroom had 42 tiles.

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Respect the dead A young man went to a funeral. While being there he noticed that the church had a wireless network.

Hey, what is the wifi password?

A sad relative said:

Respect the dead!

And the boy asked:

All in lowercase?

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Set your wifi password to 100 So when someone ask tell them it's how many times a week this gets reposted.

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What does a WiFi Router and my grandpa have in common? an SS ID

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Yesterday I decided to change my WiFi name to "Hack me if you can" When I woke up this morning I saw the name changed to "Challenge accepted" somebody help.

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I suggested to my WiFi that it should main Reinhardt on Overwatch It's great at tanking during pivotal moments.

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You know what Forest Gumps WiFi password is? 1Forest1

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At a funeral... Visitor: what's the wifi password here?

Priest: please respect the dead.

Visitor: all lower case?

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New Wifi Jokes

What is Jenny's wifi password? 1Forrest1

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So I was at the bar with my wife a few months ago... And I asked the bartender:
“Can you give the password to the wifi, please?”
“Well I don’t know about yours, but if I want to please my wife the secret word is a nice bottle of wine”

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I spent the holidays with my friend and his family who were visiting from India When the wifi went out in the middle of a movie, all of their names changed to 'Steve from Texas.'

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Excuse me, does this car have wifi? - Yes!
- Can I have the password please?
-“howthefuckisa82hondacivicisgoingtohavewifiyouretard” all together.

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Why there is no WiFi in church? They don’t want to know about an invisible being that actually works.

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Since we're doing WiFi jokes: "What's the WiFi password?" "2444666668888888"

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To keep up with the information age, they installed wifi in the restroom. People have been logging in, all day.

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Kids nowadays only want two things... Wifi and Wifus.

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I study computing and get no attention in my household. So I just disable my WiFi and all my family come running to me.

This is a funny but is actually the truth in my household, believe it or not :)

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Looks like I'm going away for a while without internet access tell my wifi love her.

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Why is there no wifi in mosques ? because they don't wanna compete with an invisible power that actually works

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How did the man get people to watch his house for free He left the WiFi on

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If a music group had wifi... Would that be a band with bandwidth?

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I was at a funeral today and I asked the priest for the wifi password… “Have some respect for the dead!” he said.

I asked, “Ok, is that all lower case with no spaces?”

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Pence warns North Korea that the "era of strategic patience is over." He continued, "Now we enter the era of strategically sending North Korea to its room without the new WiFi password."

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So my WiFi stopped working for 2 hours today... ...Apparently I found out my parents aren't so bad after all

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Wifi went down unexpectedly during dinner Everyone looked shocked.

Edit: Typo, I meant wife

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WiFi Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn't know who he was.

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