Aaron Hernandez Jokes

Aaron Hernandez set a new NFL record Longest hang time by a player who doesn't punt

Aaron Hernandez died doing what he loved... Killing people.

Why didn't Aaron Hernandez ever tell us why he threw away his career for a life of crime? He wanted to leave us hanging.

I hear they took Aaron Hernandez out of Madden and put him in Grand Theft Auto V.

Life's just not fair. Aaron Hernandez had everything: talent, money, women... And now I hear he's well-hung, too?

What's Aaron Hernandez's favorite part of a bed sheet? The tight end.

Apparently Aaron Hernandez misunderstood his attorney when his lawyer told him to... hang in there

Before his conviction, Aaron Hernandez was a tight end in the NFL. But since going to prison he's become a wide receiver.

Did you hear they asked Aaron Hernandez if he wanted to watch the Patriots visit to The White House on the rec room TV? He said, "No thanks I'll just hang in my cell"

Advice for dealing with all the Aaron Hernandez memes.... ...hang in there, it'll die quicker than you think.

How did the referee declare Aaron Hernandez dead? "After review, the receiver did not get two feet down."

The NFL announced today that Aaron Hernandez Is suspended indefinitely.

What's the difference between Tim Tebow and Aaron Hernandez? Aaron Hernandez knew when to hang it up.

Wow, Trump is making America great again... Aaron Hernandez is dead, Bill O'Reilly got fired. Trump is actually getting rid of the criminals and rapists!

Big Injury Update Aaron Hernandez (Neck)

Out Indefinitely

At first I suspected foul play in the whole Aaron Hernandez suicide thing. But I think he was just a guy at the end of his rope.

Do you want my Aaron Hernandez jersey? Its hanging in my closet.

Aaron Hernandez once tried to give me a high-five... But I left him hanging

Aaron Hernandez's lawyers had him looking forward to prison. The told him it would be just like playing football again and that he would still have a lot of large men opening holes for him.

PRISONS HATE HIM Aaron Hernandez shows you how he dodged serving a life sentence with this handy trick

What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison? He's not a tight end anymore ;)

Aaron Hernandez will be just fine They're always drafting tight ends in prison.

Aaron Hernandez is going to be a steal in everyone's fantasy draft this year Experts are saying that he'll probably be hanging around and available in the late rounds.

When Aaron Hernandez went to prison.... He was no longer a tight end.

I think Aaron Hernandez misunderstood the verdict... He must have thought it ended in a hung jury.

No wonder why so many women have crushes on Aaron Hernandez... ...he's so well hung.

Credit goes to my friend SD (you know who you are).

Before Aaron Hernandez died he wrote a Memoir but it ended with a Cliffhanger

The Future of Aaron Hernandez. I personally believe Aaron Hernandez would have been a great Punter in the NFL, I mean look at that wicked hang time...

Looks like Aaron Hernandez found a loophole. Then barricaded the door and put his head through it.

New England Patriots list Aaron Hernandez out for week 1. Suspended.

The Patriots visit to the White House was so GREAT... it left Aaron Hernandez choked up and ultimately breathless

What is the only way Aaron Hernandez can avoid getting arrested and going to prison? Call Ray Lewis for tips on how to properly get away with murder

Aaron Hernandez just got convicted...... From Tight End to now Wide receiver

I guess Aaron Hernandez and I are not too different after all I too would kill to be a rich and famous football player

Did you hear Aaron Hernandez killed himself in prison? I guess he couldn't Handle going from a tight end to a wide receiver after all...

I guess aaron hernandez.. Decided to finally hang it up after all these years.

What does Aaron Hernandez and his victims have in common? They were both killed by tight ends.

Why did Aaron Hernandez's girlfriend leave him? She found out he was a swinger.

Why was the bed sheet a Patriots fan? It spent a lot of time hanging around Aaron Hernandez

Show some respect Let's hang up the Aaron Hernandez jokes for a while