Acid Jokes

I'll never forget my dog's last words "You've taken too much acid."

Why would the military use acid? To neutralize the enemy base.

Why does the military use acid? To neutralize the enemy base

Police arrested two kids yesterday... ...one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one – and let the other one off.

Why did the military use acid? To neutralize the enemy base!

A chemistry lab is a lot like a party... Some people drop acid while others drop the base.

Throwing acid is wrong... ...in some people’s eyes.

I’ve been killing rich parents, throwing spiders at nerdy teens, dumping acid on kids, and calling disabled people mutants. I haven’t created a superhero yet, but it better happen soon because I need to be stopped.

Sodium Chloride and Sulphuric Acid were in jail Turns out they were in for assault and battery

Why do people take acid at raves? Because there's so much base.

Why does the military stockpile hydrochloric acid? To neutralize their enemy's strongest bases.

The police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. The police charged one and let the other one off.

I think my dog is upset I quit doing drugs He hasn't talked to me since the last time I dropped acid.

For our chemistry exam we had to write a thousand words on acid. Unfortunately my pen turned into a gorilla and the floor melted.

I was on acid and I actually tasted colors. Tasted a lot like paint.

My Mom said to stop drinking soda because it has acid in it. I replied," Stop making such baseless accusations".

What do you call a mexican protein? Amigo Acid

What do you call an acid with an attitude? A-mean-o acid.

*Police arrested two kids* ** Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off.**

Sorting out Problems Remember, whenever you have a problem with someone, use hydrochloric acid. It's always a solution.

The police arrested two suspicious men in a car park today. One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.

What's the difference between a raver and a chemist at a club? One drops acid while the other drops the base.

Did you hear about the guy who is accused of attacking people with acid? I think that these accusations are baseless.

Policie arrested 2 kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid and the other one was eating fireworks. One kid was charged, but the other one took off.

Roses are red, violets are green.. ..If you were on acid you would know what I mean.

Police arrest two kids Police arrest two kids. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework? He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.

At school A teacher writes on the whiteboard: HNO3 and asks a student:

\- What substance is that?

\- Hmmm... wait a moment... It's on the tip of my tongue!

\- Spit it out at once!!! That's nitric acid!

Police arrested two kids yesterday!!! Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.

A chemistry lab is like a giant party; Some people like dropping acid, others prefer dropping the base.

What do you get when you mix sodium hydroxide with hydrochloric acid? Water, and /r/leagueoflegends

Why did the military use acid? To neutralise the enemy base.

Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other eating fireworks... They charged one, and let the other off.

I help blind kids. Throwing acid usually does the trick.

Police arrested 2 kids today One was drinking battery acid, the other other was eating fireworks.

They charged one- and let the other one off

Kids these days. The police arrested two kids yesterday.

One was drinking was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one and let the other one off.

So a policeman see's two kids in a street corner One's drinking battery acid while the other is eating fireworks


So the policeman charged one and let one off

Why is a White House press statement like sulfuric acid? They're both baseless and corrosive.

An acid and a base walk into a bar The police later arrested the two for a salt.