Hilarious All These Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest All These Jokes

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All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh... But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.

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All these people are so quick to criticize Melania Trump for wanting to take on cyber bullying when that's something her husband has a problem with But no one criticized Laura Bush for wanting to teach kids how to read

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Today was my first day as a pilot I looked down nervously.

"What are all these buttons for?" I asked.

My co-pilot sighed.

"Those are to keep your shirt closed"

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I hate all these PI days jokes They go on forever.

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I hate it when people make all these fat jokes to shame fat people They have enough on their plate already

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All these video games with epic orchestral music scores. Those concerned mums were right, there's way too much violins in video games.

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All these women marching in protest is so well organized I'd love to talk to the man in charge.

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With all these natural disasters happening, Its almost as if the USA was built over thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

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Did you know, after all these years the pools on the Titanic are still full.

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Thought all these voices in my head meant I was crazy, but one of them is a therapist. And he says I'm fine.

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Reading all these jokes makes me go numb... But reading mathematics-related jokes makes me go number

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I'm sick of all these passive-aggressive posts. You know who you are.

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Oklahoma asked California about all these earthquakes recently. California said "It's not our fault."

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How does Germany pay for all these refugees? Krautfunding.

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After all these years, I finally left my abusive relationship. I feel so relieved! Now that I don't have to beat my girlfriend anymore, I have so much free time.

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As an American, it's no wonder I love going to pubs in England Where else will i be able to lose all these pounds drinking?

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I just found out that the sperm bank pays All these years, money has been running through my fingers

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I have all these jokes about unemployed people... But none of them work.

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How do all these anti-Trump Youtube videos make it to Trending in a matter of minutes? Fake views.

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Hey man, why do you have all these self help books on your floor? I hate my shelf.

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I know how to stop all these riots. Play the national anthem, they'll all sit down.

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I can't believe all these viruses and bacteria invade my body without permission Makes me sick

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My name should be bra 'cause all these girls be sleeping without me

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I hate all these Pi Day jokes They go on forever.

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I find all these obese jokes horrible. Don't you think they have enough on their plate already?

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Man, all these arguments about global warming.. They're just so heated...

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All these what? Whenever a Jamaican women talks about "all these terrible shootings"

I'm never sure if they mean gun violence, or footwear accessories.

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I'm so sick of all these unfunny dad joke reposts. "Hi, So Sick of All These Unfunny Dad Joke Reposts. I'm Dad!"

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With all these celebrities getting outed for molesting kids, it's only a matter of time before Jackie Chan is exposed. Like, do you have any idea how many times he told Jaden Smith to jacket off in the karate kid?

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All these youngsters with their DDoS-attacks Back in my day we just hurled a bunch of fax machines through someone's window

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Let's take all these bad chemistry jokes and barium

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Look at all these click bait Jokes... This one is the worst!

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I have no idea where all these trebuchet jokes came from then it hit me from 300 meters away.

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My therapist suggested I write letters to all the people I hate and set fire to them. I tried it and feel a lot better... But now what do I do with all these letters?

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If I had a penny for everytime I didn't understand something. I wouldn't know where all these pennies are for.

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If I had a coin for every time I didn't undestand what was going on I'd be like: "Why y'all keep giving me all these coins?"

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A Native American scolded me for celebrating Thanksgiving, a celebration of slaughter So I said, "you're right, it's awful what they've done to the turkeys all these years."

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I was instructed to relocate all these boxes of letterhead. But I can't... They're stationary.

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All these people complaining about the price of air for tires.. They need to realize that's it's just inflation

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New All These Jokes

I was at the bank and this young woman in front of me was depositing a massive bag of dollar bills. The teller asked "Did you hoard all these dollars by yourself?" "No", she replied, "My sister whored half of them!"

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Anyone else sick of all these spreddit, geddit, shreddit reposts? I always have to tell them that someone already seddit.

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I’m sick of all these Mexican and black jokes Once you’ve heard Juan you’ve heard Jamal.

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You know how all these actresses are pulling out of Georgia over the abortion thing... 



don't they know that isn't effective birth control?

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I keep hearing about all these battered women... All these years I've been eating them plain.

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Electing all these horses to Congress was a mistake. They never get anything done. No matter what comes up for a vote, the neighs have it.

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All these posts about being addicted to soap and getting clean... No one talks about the constipation.

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Whats the worst part sbout a divorce with all these Brexit shenanigans? A wolf's teeth are only as wide as they can french butter.

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WitH All THeSe PeOplE PreDicTiNG wHo is GoinG to Die in InFiNiTy wAr, You cOuLd sAy iTs a... ...deadpool

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It's hard being immature in the military. All these officers keep talking about my doody.

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Fidget spinners were a warning For all these hurricanes!

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I like jokes - but all these jokes about not liking some jokes? Not good jokes... Stop it, guys...

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In light of recent events, it seems pretty clear to me that whites and colors shoukd be kept seperate... ...I don't know what to do with all these pink socks.

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I don't get why all these people praise lawyers just for being U2 fans Suddenly they're special for taking on Pro-Bono cases?

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I don't know what all these "Nutrition Facts" competitions are on the back of all my food. But Fat is always winning.

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After all these years I finally found Ms. Right! To bad her name is Always!

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After all these years of marriage, my wife is still hot However now it comes in flashes.

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All these reposts are turning me into a bicycle. I'm just two-tired to put up with them any longer.

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Two blondes are walking down the railroad tracks. "Man, all these stairs are killing me," said one.

The other replies, "Forget the stairs, it's these darned low handrails."

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What did the ranger tell Smokey when the National Forest Service was de-funded? I can bear-ly handle all these fires alone.

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I guess aaron hernandez.. Decided to finally hang it up after all these years.

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I don't like all these immigrants in Britain. Coming over here, taking our Polish people's jobs.

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I heard that if you buy certain apparel products, you're supporting the enslavement of children in Asia And to think all these years I've been doing it the hard way!

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I'm fed up with all these pancake day puns... The next time I hear someone say one, I'll batter them.

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Trump really needs to do something about all these Canadians. Seriously, geese are the worst.

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/r/news mods stand in solidarity By trying to pay homage to Omar by shooting down all these threads

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With all these self-driving cars being tested... Microsoft decided to get into the mix with a self-driving car of their own. Recently the car encountered a severe storm in which case the only damage it encountered was...broken Windows.

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I just bought the politically correct edition of Doctor Who. What's the deal with all these Cyberpersons I keep hearing about?

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Did you know that 18% of women in the united states are battered everyday? Wish someone would have told me.... I've been eating then raw all these years

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