Hilarious Arab Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Arab Jokes

I lose my White friends in the snow, I lose my Black friends at night, I lose my Asian friends in the sand, where do I lose my Arab friends? In an explosion.

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Condoms 1272AD - Arab Muslims invent the first condoms using the lower intestine of goats.

1856AD - English farmers improve on the idea by first removing the intestine from the goat.

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An Arab and a Jew stand in front of a Hitler statue. The Jew spits on the statue.
Arab: why did you do that?
Jew: because he killed half my people.

The Arab spits on the statue as well.
Jew: why did you do that?
Arab: because he didn't kill the other half.

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What would you call a Muscular Arab? A Protein Sheikh

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We need to start giving hurricanes Arab names Nobody is going to leave for Irma but if Muhammad was coming the whole country would evacuate

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How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes? Very satisfying.

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What do you call a drunk Arab? What do you call a drunk Arab?
Hammad.

What do you call a really drunk Arab?
Mohammad.

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What do you call a muscular Arab? Protein sheikh

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Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New Year's. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from 10.

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I was walking down the street, when I glanced up and saw this arab guy on the balcony furiously shaking a rug.. So I yelled out to him, "what's the matter, Omar? Won't it start?"

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A little Arab boy Anything that makes people who aren't white Americans embarrassed or angry, is racist.

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What do you call an Arab man who drinks protein supplements? A Protein Sheikh....

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What's the deal with Arab Airlines food... Emirate?

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A dyslexic arab walks into a bar ouch, says the other arab

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What do you call an Arab who owns 5,000 cows A Milk Sheikh.

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I got arrested... I got arrested for punching a guy at a new years party, when you hear an Arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in.

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Pakistan launches a rocket to Moon. Pakistani News channel reports: "Water and fishes found on Moon."

BBC reports: "Pakistani satellite found in Arab sea."

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Why are camels called the ships of the desert? Because they're filled with Arab seamen.

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So the Jamaican said to the Arab.. "Aye where you from? You from tha beach mon?" The Arab replied "Yemen!'

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Two arab brothers open a hotel Their names are Amil and Abed.

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An Arab girl asked me if I wanted a hijab.. I said, ”Sure. But I don’t think that’s how it’s pronounced”.

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What do you call a muscular Arab A protein sheikh

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot

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What does an Arab eat in Mexico? Inshalladas

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What do you call an Arab Elvis impersonator? Amal Shookup

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Why are camels called the ships of the desert? Cause they're filled with Arab seamen!

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What do you call an Arab who has many cows? milk sheikh

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An Arab is shaking a carpet on the window.A guy sees from below and asks: What's wrong with it? Doesn't start?

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There is an Arab boy lost in the grocery store... The manager of the store walks up to the boy and asks "what does your mother look like?" The boy replies " I don't know".

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What do you call an Arab rapper? Someone who drops allahu akbars.

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Match the middle eastern country to its sworn enemy... - Bahrain
- Lebanon
- Qatar
- United Arab Emirates
- Egypt
- Syria
- Jordan
- Iran
- Iraq
- Saudi Arabia
- Algeria
- Morocco
- Yemen
- Oman
- Kuwait

1. Israel

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What does an Arab guy say when he's happy? - Yemen!

What does an Arab guy say when something upsets him?

- Oman...

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An Arab prince acquires a dairy farm He's known far and wide as the Milk Sheikh

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An Arab enters a bar.. Along with 500 passengers and an entire jet

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Never date an Arab girl... They lose their heads over almost anything.

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I crashed into an Arab guy's halal cart in NYC the other day. It was absolutely destroyed. He said that it was alright, and that mistakes happen, but man, I falafel.

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A man is waiting next to an Arab at a bus stop The bus seems to be running late, so the man asked the Arab what time it is.

The Arab checks his watch, waits a minute, and says: "9:12."

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A man with dyslexia walks into a bar. "Ouch!" says the arab

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How did the Arab find the goat in the Desert? Delightful

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New Arab Jokes

Arab's are Queen fans Homesexuality : \*exists\*
Arab countries: we will we will ROCK you....

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How did the arab find the goat in the dessert? Satisfying

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I crashed into an Arab guy's halal cart in NYC the other day. I falafel.

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Did you know that most Arab households have a cat? They are used to scare the suicide bombers

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Why did the Arab get kicked out of the Persian bookstore? He couldn't pe.

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Stop trying to predict the next Arab Spring Just pencil it in six weeks after Arab Groundhog Day.

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If i see one more Arab joke... Im gonna explode.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot you rascist.

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Why did the Arab cross the Euphrates on foot? A rock hit his IROC in the middle of Iraq.

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What did the arab with an ego have to say? I-raq!

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What do you call an Arab man with Parkinsons? Sheik.

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What did the guy say who ate too much Arab food? Man, I Falafel!

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I think my ex is doing drugs She changed me for an arab dude, so I believe she likes to get stoned...

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What do you call an Arab guy who beats his wife? Abu Yousif

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What do you get when you fuse Arab and Indian food? Explosive Diarrhea

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My Arab dad was really cool... He was the bomb.

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What do you call an Arab who has a ripped body?? Osama Bin Liftin

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An arab, black man and mexican are all in a car, who's driving then? The cops.

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3 Canadians, 5 Americans, 2 Franks, 1 Arab, 6 Brits, 4 Aussies and 2 Chinese are in line to board a plane from Texas to New York. Who gets randomly searched?

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What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend? Harambe

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