Avengers Jokes

A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie. First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.

The hospital that my son is staying at got the Avengers to visit him. He’s also going to see Stan Lee next week!

Thor, Iron Man and Hulk walk into IKEA... Avengers... Assemble

The Avengers are over rated. The Baltimore rioters destroyed half a city without any superpowers at all.

In the next Marvel movie I hear that Ironman, Captain America and the others will team up to battle Comcast . It is called Avengers Xfinity Wars!

[Mild Infinity War Spoiler] Did you guys see Peter Dinklage in the new Avengers film? It was his biggest role to date.

Yo Momma so fat (Avengers Edition) Yo Momma so fat it took Thanos 2 Snaps to destroy her.

What does Mike Tyson say after a good workout with the Avengers? I'm Thor.

So I finally watched Avengers Endgame last night... It's about time

I don’t know why everyone thinks Avengers: Endgame is long... Isn’t it Marvell Studios’ twenty second movie?

**AVENGERS ENDGAME SPOILERS* Ok now that all the nerds are gone, there's a party at my place this Sunday. HMU if you're interested.

The only reason Avengers Endgame broke all those box office records Is because Doctor Strange watched it 14.000.605 times

Son:Mommy tell me something that would make me both happy and sad at the same time Mom:The whole Avengers cast is coming to visit you next week

(Infinity War Speculation) When Thanos gains the mind stone, he will turn into Palpatine. Because The Avengers will pay for their lack of Vision.

The Avengers went to go and visit a child in the hospital on Friday. The lucky kid gets to meet Stan Lee on Saturday.

When Thanos snaps... Avengers: Oh no, he did it he managed to get rid of half the universe we did not stop him there is no hope. We are in Endgame now.

Karen: ThE VaCCinEs TurNEd My KIdS tO DuSt !!!!!

How do the fallen avengers talk to each other? Snapchat.

The Avengers must love Daft Punk They were up all night to get Loki

Why don't The Avengers drive Dodge Avengers? Because cars like that are nothing to Marvel at.

[Spoilers] I finally watched Avengers: Infinity War It was alright. Probably give a 5/10. The first half was great, but the other half just kind of fell apart in the end.

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers? Whedon?

Best unspoken joke of Infinity War [SPOILER] "Avengers: Disassemble!"

Where was Drax in Avengers : Infinity War? I saw his name in the credits and heard his voice sometimes, but why wasn't he in the movie?

My friend told me that avengers endgame is twenty second film in the series. It sure felt longer than that.

Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers? Because he doesn't work with Vision

In Avengers: Infinity War, Thanos absolutely went crazy. He snapped.

Did you see the new Avengers movie? It was over in a snap

I was going to tell an Avengers joke but No, I don't think I will.

Why did the Avengers have the best float at the parade? They had a gigantic Banner!

Why did all the Avengers have to get glasses? Because they had poor Vision

[Marvel Avengers Age of Ultron Spoilers] If Captain Americas shield is made of Vibranium what is Hawkeye's shield made of? Quicksilver

I watched Avengers: Infinity War this weekend. It was definitely a good movie, but one question was left unanswered, and it keeps me up at night. I'll never be able to figure out why is Gamora.

My Evangelical friend is boycotting the Avengers movies, because they feature a trans gender super hero. Confused, I asked him what he meant, and he replied "because Tony Stark loves to turn into a Fe-male."

Warning potential Avengers Age of Ultron Spoilers. What is Captain America's shield made out of? -Vibranium

-What's Hawkeye's shield made out of?

-Quicksilver

I like how avengers infinity war has perfect balance [Thor gains his vision back but scarlet witch loses hers](#s)

The avengers “infinity war” movie was almost 3 hours... But I felt like it ended in a snap!

The avengers walk into a bar Except vision. He phased.

The civil war between superheroes started because the avengers had no supervision. They only had a regular Vision.

What do the Avengers do at the end of Infinity War 2? Take a Wakanda beach.

The Avengers and Thanos walk into a bar... Walks into a bar