Hilarious Ball Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Ball Jokes

Did you hear that NYC paid Hillary Clinton $2,000,000 as a consultant for New Years Eve? They wanted an expert on dropping the ball at the last second.

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I invented a new golf ball that’ll automatically go in the hole if it gets within four inches. Do NOT carry them in your back pocket.

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How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!

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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged and took it like a champ

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Did you know if you drink the fluid from a magic 8 ball you can see the future. Trust me. My friend Keith did it once and he said he was going to die and then he did.

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After winning the game, I threw the ball into the crowd just like they do on TV. Apparently that's unacceptable in bowling.

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After winning the game, I decided to throw the ball into the crowd, like they do on TV... Apparently, that's unacceptable in bowling...

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If you have have a small green ball in one hand and another small green ball in the other, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's full attention.

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If I had a crystal ball... I'd sit down *really* carefully...

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What did Cinderella do when she got to the prince's ball? Gag

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I asked my magic 8-ball which email client to use. It told me... Outlook not so good.

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What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common? No *ball*room

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I wanted to change my name to Dragon Ball Z... My friend said, "Wow, that's a lot of papers you have to fill out!"
I said "Yeah, this isn't even my final form!"

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After winning the game, I threw the ball into the crowd as they do on TV. Evidently, that's unacceptable in bowling.

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I invented a new golf ball that will automatically go in the hole if it gets to within 4 inches. Do NOT carry them in your back pocket.

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The Harshest "Yo Mamma" Joke... Yo Mamma is like a bowling ball...

She likes to get picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, then comes back for more.

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Despite constantly dropping the ball... Gravity is pretty reliable

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How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z

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If you missed the ball drop last night.... Just watch FSU in the Rose Bowl

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What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? ... ackhh achkghk

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Why can't Cinderella play soccer? Because she keeps running away from the ball

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What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball? *gagging noises*

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How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

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Did you know that drinking the fluid in a magic 8-ball will let you see the future? I actually have a friend who tried it. He said "I'm going to die" and he was right.

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What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? (gag noise)

**Note: This joke is better when read aloud.**

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What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? -Makes a choking noise-

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Types of deodorant I went to store and asked for some deodorant.

The cashier asked "Do you want the roll on ball type?"

I said "No thanks, I want it for under my arms."

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What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? (Gagging noise)

My all time favorite joke.

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How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a lightbulb? ***Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z***

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Hey, Magic 8-Ball. Why can't I check my work email? "Outlook not so good."

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Did you know that if you drink the blue liquid from a Magic 8 Ball, you can see the future? My friend Keith did once and he said he was gonna die- and he did!

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I passed by the prison today and they were playing soccer on the field I shouted "Pass the ball, I'm free!!"

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How many anime characters does it take to change a light bulb? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z.

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If you drink the liquid from a Magic 8 Ball you can tell the future.. My friend Keith did it once and then said he was gonna die, and he did

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I went bowling with my daughter. Next time I'll just use a bowling ball.

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My sons joke - if you've a cricket ball in one hand, and a cricket ball in the other hand. What have you got? A big cricket.

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Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team? She ran away from the ball.

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My dog brought me a ball from the other side of the world! Far-fetched, I know.

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New Ball Jokes

Couldn't find the stress ball I got to help me with my anxiety Turned out it went to see a therapist.

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What do you call a fat person with a crystal ball? Four-chin teller

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Why does everyone like that little gold quiddich ball in Harry Potter? I thought people didn't like snitches.

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I threw my ball into the crowd after I won the game. And that's why they won't let me go bowling anymore.

:)

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If you had a cricket ball in one hand and a cricket ball in the other what do you have? A gigantic, male cricket.

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I walked up to the register at the ball park with a question. If it’s NAH- CHO cheese, then whose is it?

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What’s the difference between Tom Brady and Lance Armstrong? Lance Armstrong cheats with only one deflated ball.

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What dress does a transvestite wear? A ball gown

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What do you Get when you Swallow a Golf ball? A Colon 1.

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What do you call a Volleyball player who hurt her knee diving for the ball? Courtney

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? The Great Ball of China

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How do you make sports more manly? Add a second ball.

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I went to a busy bar last night dressed as a tennis ball I got served straight away.

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My friend said that if you drink the fluid from a magic eight ball you could tell the future..... He said that he was going to die, he died

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I was throwing a ball with my dog when Superman came around and threw it. Sounds pretty far fetched.

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Two cannibals were sharing a person One starts at the head, the other at the feet.

After a time one asks, "you alright?"

The other replies, "yeah I'm halving a ball!"

To which the first says, "you're going too fast!"

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What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball Cuughgshk

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You know what we used to call our goalkeeper? 'Cinderella'

He always missed the ball.

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How do you tell if a ball transplant has been successful? You give it a test tickle.

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What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? (gagging and choking noises)

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I was playing baseball with my friend Tandra and she was pitching. I hit the ball straight into left field and made it to second base. That's a double on Tandra.

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What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Nothing she gagged

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What's the difference between a golf ball and a Cadillac? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 100 yards without hitting a tree.

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My friend, who noticed a bulge in my pocket says "What's that"? I said "Golf ball". He says "Oh man, that must hurt! I had tennis elbow once."

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Where do cats go for their prom? The fur ball :)

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I was wondering why that ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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What's the best way to pick up a woman? Like a bowling ball.

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An electrician goes to a fortune teller. When he arrives, the fortune teller says
"Look into this crystal ball and you will see how you die". When the electrician looks into the ball, he couldn't believe what he saw. He was shocked.

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A guy in Baghdad sinks the 8-ball in regulation... A guy in Baghdad sinks the 8-ball in regulation. His friend says "nice win, play again?" He responds "Okay, but Iraq."

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What's the difference between a g-spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for the golf ball.

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What's the difference between a golf ball and the G-spot? Men will search for the golf ball.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at basketball? Because she ran away from the ball.

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What did Cinderella do once she got to the ball? She choked

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What's the difference between a g-spot and a golf ball? Guys will actually search for a golf ball.

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What did Prince William's left leg say to his right leg? meet you at the royal ball.

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Why did Cinderella get kicked out of the soccer team? She always ran away from the ball

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Eight-Ball I was playing eight-ball in the pub last night....

I was about to take a shot when my mate said, “Watch the black.”

I replied, “Why, is he near my jacket again?”

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball

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My aunt lost a foot when someone dropped a bowling ball on her Does she walk with a limp?

No, she's just a bit shorter.

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I just returned my pet hamster. I'm starting to think we should have used a tennis ball.

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PSA: You should all donate money to testicular cancer research. It's a no-ball cause.

(But seriously you should)

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Why did Vegeta name his son Trunks? ...find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z

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What's the difference between your mom and a bowling ball? Your mom can't fit in a bowling ball.

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Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament? Because they lost their 2 best shooters

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Did you hear that Mariah Carey's producers asked when the ball would be dropped last night? Because it seemed to happen around 11:41

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Rain drop, drop top.... Mariah Carey's career ended before the ball dropped.

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Did you see the ball drop in New York? Mariah Carey did it!

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A boyfriend and a girlfriend are taking on New Year's Eve Girlfriend: What'cha doin'?

Boyfriend: Watching the ball drop on my laptop.

Girlfriend: Cool. What's your New Year's resolution?

Boyfriend: 1080p

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What did Cinderella say when say got to the ball? *choking sound*

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What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party? You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

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How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? (Dragon Ball Z) Just one, but it takes a whole season.

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Bowling is a racist game. You're a black ball trying to knock over a bunch of rednecks

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Why are police officers bad at Billiards? They hit eight ball first because it was black.

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I'm developing a new sport that involves a ball, shotput, discus, and javelins. I'm calling it a game of throwns.

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How are skinny jeans like a small mansion? They have no ball room.

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What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use? Uni-ball

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How does a psychic cokehead tell the future? With a magic 8-ball

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Why is Santa's ball sack so big? He only comes once a year.

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I wondered how the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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What's the difference between your mother and a bowling ball? You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!

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