Boxing Jokes

I was thinking about spending $100 to watch the boxing match tonight... But why would I spend money to see Mayweather when I can just look outside?

How do you advertise a boxing match between a Hispanic construction worker, and a Catholic priest. Alien vs predator

My Chinese friend refuses to believe that our buddy Ty is now the state boxing champion. People from China refuse to acknowledge Ty won.

What do you call a boxing match between a Mexican and a priest? Alien vs. Predator

Did you hear about the boxing pirate? He had a mean left hook.

A computer once beat me in chess But it was no match for me in kick-boxing.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

What was the pirate boxing champion known for? His left hook.

At first I thought my son was break dancing, so I started beat boxing around him. Turns out he's epileptic.

Why was Jupiter banned from competing in the planetary boxing match? He took asteroids.

I heard Mexicans are pretty good at boxing Strawberries, raspberries, blueberries, tomatoes.

My computer beats me at chess, but it's no match for me at kick boxing.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Why was the man upset after going to boxing match in Warsaw? Because his seat was behind a Pole.

A few years back I used to write jokes. I spent ages trying to make a boxing joke. I just couldn't come up with a punch line

Why does Floyd Mayweather have "TGIF" written on his boxing shoes? To remind him that "Toes Go in First."

I was trying to write a boxing joke But I couldn’t come up with a punch line.

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas? Because it's Boxing Day!

People don't typically wear glasses while boxing.... It's more of a contacts sport

Why is it called "Boxing"? Because "Fisting" was already taken.

What is cardboard's favorite sport? Boxing

*brought to you by my 8-year-old son*

Watching a boxing match. A husband and his wife are watching a boxing match. The husband says :

• I'm so disappointed, everything ended in just 4 minutes...

His wife starts laughing and says :

• Now you know how i feel...

Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing? Because they've got the same color trunks.

What is cardboard's favorite sport? Boxing

Boxing is probably the most applicable martial art to the street... If you run away, you probably won't get hit.

How does a pirate win boxing matches even when he has no hands? Using only his left and right hooks

Q: What's the best sport to learn when you are moving? A: Boxing

So the Deji vs Jake Paul boxing match is this Saturday And if in the unlikely event of one of them dies,

Logan Paul will be there to record it

What would Ashley Tisdale have to do to become a boxing champion? Bop bop bop, bop to the top

Didja hear the one about the hobbit who ruined the boxing match? He tried to destroy the ring.

My boxing student quit so I think I’m going to replace her with my stylist. I remember that she said she was proud of her bob and weave.

Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee? A: A boxing referee doesn’t get paid more for a longer fight.

What's a boxing hair stylist's speciality? Bob and weaves

I wanted to become a boxing referee so much that I was shaking. The interviewer told me to relax and count to ten.

Our friend Ty is the state boxing champion, but my Chinese buddy refuses to believe it. The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Ty Won.

So Chris and Robin are in a boxing match... Chris makes the first throw and Robin hits the floor.

The announcer hollers: "And Chris knocks Rhianna with punchline!"

How do you make a fruit punch ? Give it boxing lessons !

Flloyd Mayweather was a born boxer. He's been wearing boxing gloves since before he could read.

So the boxing kangaroo says to the microwave... "No soap radio!"