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I was thinking about spending $100 to watch the boxing match tonight... But why would I spend money to see Mayweather when I can just look outside?

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How do you advertise a boxing match between a Hispanic construction worker, and a Catholic priest. Alien vs predator

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My Chinese friend refuses to believe that our buddy Ty is now the state boxing champion. People from China refuse to acknowledge Ty won.

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What do you call a boxing match between a Mexican and a priest? Alien vs. Predator

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Did you hear about the boxing pirate? He had a mean left hook.

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A computer once beat me in chess But it was no match for me in kick-boxing.

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

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What was the pirate boxing champion known for? His left hook.

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At first I thought my son was break dancing, so I started beat boxing around him. Turns out he's epileptic.

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Why was Jupiter banned from competing in the planetary boxing match? He took asteroids.

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I heard Mexicans are pretty good at boxing Strawberries, raspberries, blueberries, tomatoes.

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My computer beats me at chess, but it's no match for me at kick boxing.

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

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Why was the man upset after going to boxing match in Warsaw? Because his seat was behind a Pole.

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A few years back I used to write jokes. I spent ages trying to make a boxing joke. I just couldn't come up with a punch line

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Why does Floyd Mayweather have "TGIF" written on his boxing shoes? To remind him that "Toes Go in First."

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I was trying to write a boxing joke But I couldn’t come up with a punch line.

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Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas? Because it's Boxing Day!

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People don't typically wear glasses while boxing.... It's more of a contacts sport

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Why is it called "Boxing"? Because "Fisting" was already taken.

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What is cardboard's favorite sport? Boxing

*brought to you by my 8-year-old son*

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Watching a boxing match. A husband and his wife are watching a boxing match. The husband says :

• I'm so disappointed, everything ended in just 4 minutes...

His wife starts laughing and says :

• Now you know how i feel...

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Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing? Because they've got the same color trunks.

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What is cardboard's favorite sport? Boxing

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Boxing is probably the most applicable martial art to the street... If you run away, you probably won't get hit.

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How does a pirate win boxing matches even when he has no hands? Using only his left and right hooks

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Q: What's the best sport to learn when you are moving? A: Boxing

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So the Deji vs Jake Paul boxing match is this Saturday And if in the unlikely event of one of them dies,

Logan Paul will be there to record it

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What would Ashley Tisdale have to do to become a boxing champion? Bop bop bop, bop to the top

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Didja hear the one about the hobbit who ruined the boxing match? He tried to destroy the ring.

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My boxing student quit so I think I’m going to replace her with my stylist. I remember that she said she was proud of her bob and weave.

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Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee? A: A boxing referee doesn’t get paid more for a longer fight.

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What's a boxing hair stylist's speciality? Bob and weaves

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I wanted to become a boxing referee so much that I was shaking. The interviewer told me to relax and count to ten.

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Our friend Ty is the state boxing champion, but my Chinese buddy refuses to believe it. The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Ty Won.

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So Chris and Robin are in a boxing match... Chris makes the first throw and Robin hits the floor.

The announcer hollers: "And Chris knocks Rhianna with punchline!"

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How do you make a fruit punch ? Give it boxing lessons !

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Flloyd Mayweather was a born boxer. He's been wearing boxing gloves since before he could read.

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So the boxing kangaroo says to the microwave... "No soap radio!"

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I made a joke about boxing But the punchline was bad.

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Mike Tyson was the first boxer who got an earpiece in the boxing ring. He got it from Evander Holyfield.

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What is Bezos favorite sport? Boxing

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Immigrants these days just can't win. First Trump's travel ban and now boxing.

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How does Dwight Schrute keep himself entertained on the farm? Beet boxing.

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What is a boxer's favourite drink? Fruit Punch.So after the boxing match,the boxers went to get some punch...

But there was no punch line.

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