Hilarious Bro Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Bro Jokes

I went to a restaurant. It was full; no place to sit...
I took out my mobile,
Placed it to my ear and said loudly- "Bro come fast, she's here with someone else...
Six couples ran away

Score: 1289

Hey bro, can you hand me that pamphlet? Brochure.

Score: 375

Dude 1: “Bro can you pass me that pamphlet?” Dude 2: “Brochure.”

Score: 360

Dear Algebra.. Stop asking us to find your X

She's gone bro.

Score: 180

Europe be like... eu: uk bro?

uk: it's not eu, it's me.

Score: 157

My 8 year old brother came up to me and asked if I wanted to hear a joke, this is how it went Bro," what washes up on a tiny beach?"
Me," No idea."
Bro," a microwave."
Followed by about 2 seconds of me not getting it then laughing for a solid minute

Score: 129

Bro, can you help me name these information pamphlets? Brochure.

Score: 121

Hey bro, would you like to read this pamphlet? Brochure.

Score: 120

Hey bro, can you pass me that pamphlet? Brochure.

Score: 77

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The people on the internet are so friendly.... One guy called me bro, and he even said my story was cool.

Score: 68

My Nigerian coworker told me he was leaving early to go the doctor. I said “ Oh, which doctor?” He responds, “Yeah bro. “

Score: 61

I don't care if you don't like space puns. I like space puns. Comet me bro.

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What's it called when an Asian man gives his best friend head? A bro job.

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Bro, do you know a synonym for pamphlet? Brochure!

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I asked my brother if he could help me think of a synonym for "pamphlet." "Ya bro sure!"

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I Went to a Restaurant It was full so there was no place to sit

I took out my phone and placed it on my ear

Then I loudly said, "Bro come here fast, she's here with someone else..."

Six couples ran away.

Score: 29

If I tell people about my mancave I'm a "bro"... But if I talk about my womancave I'm a "kidnapper".

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An Alabaman is finding his ancestry on a website, but can't get to their site... Getting frustrated, he calls his wife over.

Sighing, she says, "It starts with an A, not an I, bro."

Score: 24

Dude 1: Hey, Bro? Dude 2: Yeah, bro?

Dude 1: Can you pass me that pamphlet?

Dude 2: Brochure

Score: 23

Two blind man are lying on a bed. One asks another one:
-Hey bro are you jacking off?
The other one replies:
-Yes,why?
The first one says:
-Can you please switch to yourself...

Score: 22

I got punched in the face by a hipster today... I yelled "Bro, that's not cool!"

He replied, "not yet".

Score: 21

Hey EU, heard you lost a country... ..., UK bro?

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I asked hitler how to turn off my phone He said: Bro, use the auff switchz

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A quantum object turns from wave to a particle... "It's just a prank bro! Look, there's the observer!!"

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if this dies in new i die So a guy was carrying a house. Another guy came up to him and said, "Whoa, man are you carrying a house? You must be strong!". The "strong" guy replied, "Nah bro, it's a lighthouse."

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Mad Cow Disease So two cows are talking in a field, The first cow says "hey man, you worried about this mad cow disease that is going around?" The second cow says "Naw bro, I'm a helicopter."

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What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt, bro!

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“Bro, you want this pamphlet?” “Brochure.”

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"Hey bro, so I just got diagnosed with a dairy allergy." "No whey, man."

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"Hey man, the hot girl from class winked at me today!" "Really, bro?"

"Yeah, with both eyes too!"

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As the navy seals burst into osama bin ladens room in his pakistani compound, his last dying words forever wrung in the ears of the seals... "It was just a prank bro"

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What meme do Uber drivers hate? Do you even Lyft, bro?

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asked my little bro for a couple of chips... he brought me three, said 2 were a couple and the third was my side chip

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I was at a library and a black guy asked where the colored printer was. I said, "bro, it's 2017, use any printer you want." I was at a library and a black guy asked where the colored printer was. I said, "bro, it's 2017, use any printer you want."

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Did you see that guy at the beginning of Infinity War? He Loki died bro

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You can call anyone 'Bro'. But you can only call your close friends 'Bra' because you know they'll support you.

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What did the giant squid say to the other giant squid? What's kraken bro

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If I carved a sheep from this tree trunk, would you buy it bro? Wood ewe?!

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Bro, I just want you to know, I'm rooting for you... Your blind wife has no idea I'm not you

Score: 5

New Bro Jokes

What dose a coronavirus say to a coronavirus Ey bro got the corona beer

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Two guys in home depot start talking One said "I wish there was a stupid store that bro dad's go to to make crappy one hole mini golf courses we could watch them stumble around not knowing anything"
The other said "dude that's lowe"

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Two guys were sitting in a library One guy tells the other,"Hey bro, can you pass me the biology book?". Hearing this, the librarian hushed him and said,"Be silent!". Hearing this, this guy repeats the question,"Hey ro, can you pass me the iology ook?".

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A Hindu walks into a bar and sees a man with a turban on "Sikh hat bro, where can I get one?"

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This is what I think when I do someting stupid .















I don't really think bro, I'm just stupid

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Today my best friend and bro was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.

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Hey bro, you wanna get flintstoned? YEAH-ba-DAB-A-DO!

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What do you say to a friend who post the best memes? Danks bro

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Why do liberals hate apples? Because they're not PC bro!

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What did the Frat boy say when the Mormon handed him a piece of paper? Bro sure.

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How do you stoke a fire? Tell it "nice kickflip."
It'll get so stoked bro.

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Two brothers are talking about life, Bro 1: Why do you think I ended up with 9 kids and you have none.

Bro 2: That's because I use the safe period.

Bro 1: What's the safe period?

Bro 2: When you're at work.

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I like my women how I like my liquor, 11 years old.

(its just a joke bro pls don't report me to Interpol)

Score: 3

What did the dinosaur say to the meteor? Com-et me bro

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You were so drunk last night, you asked me to drive you home. So what? It was responsible from me, no?

Bro, the party was in your house!

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What do you call a male whorehouse? Bro-thel

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When I grow up I'm going to be peanut butter You jelly bro?

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What's a bro's favorite snake? cobra

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How does a bro spell a striped horse? With a "Z" brah.

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What did the Earth say when Earth saw a Comet coming towards it? "COMET me bro"

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A dentist asks me the last time I flossed I said "Bro you were there!!!"

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How many tough guys does it take to change a lightbulb? Three. One to hold the bulb, and the woah, wait... hold on a second. You looking at my girl? You looking at my girl, bro? I'll seriously knock you out.

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A chemist asks another chemist: "Yo, got some sodium hypobromite that I could use?" The other chemist replies: "Na bro."

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When Frida Kahlo went to university, she made a friend. He was her uni bro.

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What's a frat bro's favorite color? Natty White

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What is the catchphrase of a douchebag magician? "A-bro-kada-bro"

I'll show myself out...

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My brother dropped this on me the other day. Me (Texting): "I stopped by your apartment. Where are you?"

Bro : "My friend called me to watch Sharktank at his place. And for that reason, I'm out."

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What did one bodybuilder ask the other? How much do you whey bro?

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Two guys are hanging out after a work out... ...one turns to the other and says, "Hey man, wanna make a protein shake?"

The other guy says, "Sorry bro, I'm all out of protein powder"

The first guy is shocked and says, "No Whey"

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